2019 recruiting thread

Ben Kenobi

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Fran should hire a guy to send him $1 every day until his recruitment is over.
 

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Wasn't Jok the top recruit in the country at about that age?
 

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when recruit rankings meet pedophilia

no thanks
 

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The kid is my coworker's nephew and we're pretty damned proud of him.
 

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He's not my coworker's nephew and I don't know anything about him other than what was posted on Twitter by one of the same recruiting analysts whose stuff is posted here regularly. I was trying to illustrate a point for those of you who get their panties in a wad about recruiting information on players this young that there's nothing wrong with highlighting the accomplishments of an Iowa kid. Winning a national spelling bee, being named the best young guitar player in the country, whatever it is, there's nothing wrong with celebrating it. I'd suggest that any of you who are bothered by this kind of thing take the vibrating butt plug out of your ass, unzip and remove the leather mask from your head, and go get some counseling for whatever your "uncle" did to you when you were ten.
 

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He's not my coworker's nephew and I don't know anything about him other than what was posted on Twitter by one of the same recruiting analysts whose stuff is posted here regularly. I was trying to illustrate a point for those of you who get their panties in a wad about recruiting information on players this young that there's nothing wrong with highlighting the accomplishments of an Iowa kid. Winning a national spelling bee, being named the best young guitar player in the country, whatever it is, there's nothing wrong with celebrating it. I'd suggest that any of you who are bothered by this kind of thing take the vibrating butt plug out of your ass, unzip and remove the leather mask from your head, and go get some counseling for whatever your "uncle" did to you when you were ten.
Celebrating what? What did he accomplish?

Lol at this post actually heightening the creepy level.
 

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The kid is being set up to fail before he's old enough to drive a fucking car. It's stupid and gross.
 
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Can we delete this shitshow before any actual 2019 recruiting news?
 

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Only because it is Patrick. He is going to be better than his brother.

 

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Fran better keep sleeping with the recruit's mom.
 

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gfyiap, but today's print DMR reports Patrick McCaffery wants to accept his dad's offer, but mom won't let him until HS. ESPN guy asked Patrick about it @ MSG, patrick went to the locker room to verify w/ Fran the offer was legit (offered him in the car after a Jr high practice or something), Fran said it was. can't find it online
 

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gfyiap, but today's print DMR reports Patrick McCaffery wants to accept his dad's offer, but mom won't let him until HS. ESPN guy asked Patrick about it @ MSG, patrick went to the locker room to verify w/ Fran the offer was legit (offered him in the car after a Jr high practice or something), Fran said it was. can't find it online
It was all tongue in cheek.
 

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Ole Miss has offered Tyger Campbell, formerly a resident of Iowa.
 
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He would be the best guard we have on our roster right now even at age 12.
 

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Doesn't Kenyon Murray have twins that are Patrick's age that are pretty good? Heard some rumblings about them moving to play at West High?
 

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Doesn't Kenyon Murray have twins that are Patrick's age that are pretty good? Heard some rumblings about them moving to play at West High?
Yes and it's most likely going to happen. Won't/can't say why
 

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So, in other words... You were just trying to let everyone know that you know Kenyon Murray.
 

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He doesn't seem as physically far ahead as Connor, which is good.

Seems to be more fluid, shot looks better, and definitely a better jumper.
 

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He doesn't seem as physically far ahead as Connor, which is good.

Seems to be more fluid, shot looks better, and definitely a better jumper.
Connor is going to be a solid player (never Top 25 nationally like ESPN had him, but Top 100 is more accurate), but Patrick is a legit stud. He looks like he might get to a legit 6'8'' tall with his frame and he is much more athletic and skilled.

He is in 8th grade and doing things a lot of good High School players can't do.
 

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I'm glad you called me out, Doug. It would have been unfortunate to lose a couple dozen posts arguing over retarded shit.
 

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Sometimes you have to recruit the older brother to get the younger brother...
 

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He doesn't seem as physically far ahead as Connor, which is good.

Seems to be more fluid, shot looks better, and definitely a better jumper.
Connor is going to be a solid player (never Top 25 nationally like ESPN had him, but Top 100 is more accurate), but Patrick is a legit stud. He looks like he might get to a legit 6'8'' tall with his frame and he is much more athletic and skilled.

He is in 8th grade and doing things a lot of good High School players can't do.
I could see him as a 6'8" PG.
 
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He doesn't seem as physically far ahead as Connor, which is good.

Seems to be more fluid, shot looks better, and definitely a better jumper.
Connor is going to be a solid player (never Top 25 nationally like ESPN had him, but Top 100 is more accurate), but Patrick is a legit stud. He looks like he might get to a legit 6'8'' tall with his frame and he is much more athletic and skilled.

He is in 8th grade and doing things a lot of good High School players can't do.
I could see him as a 6'8" PG.
White Magic!!!!
 
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McCaffery boys>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Alford boys>>>>>Lil Lick
 
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He'll never play for Iowa.
If Fran were 10 years younger and had a better reputation, I might agree, but he is in his mid-50's and can't see any legit school offer him a job at this point and he isn't getting fired by Iowa any time soon. Too much perceived baggage.
 
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He doesn't seem as physically far ahead as Connor, which is good.

Seems to be more fluid, shot looks better, and definitely a better jumper.
Connor is going to be a solid player (never Top 25 nationally like ESPN had him, but Top 100 is more accurate), but Patrick is a legit stud. He looks like he might get to a legit 6'8'' tall with his frame and he is much more athletic and skilled.

He is in 8th grade and doing things a lot of good High School players can't do.
I could see him as a 6'8" PG.
Not many legit 6'8" players playing point guard. He would have to be extremely talented to play PG in college. We'll see.
 

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Fran could be gone as soon as two or three years from now depending on circumstances.
 
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