**2020 Iowa Basketball Off-Season Thread**

[douglasbader]

I don’t give a fuck who uses the Y. I’m only telling you first hand information why Joe will not be shooting hoops at the Y as long as it’s closed. But, carry on.

Lol. Get your complaints out Karen, use that full 2 minutes to tell Councilman Dougie how you feel about the issue!!

 

[Mo T]

Best team coming back in 30 years. Worst thread in 30 years.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Jim’s a mad person

 

[douglasbader]

Jim used to sit in the front of the class and write down the names of all the kids in the class talking on the days they had a substitute teacher so he could tell Mrs. Regular Teacher when she got back.

 

[Jim]

Jim’s a mad person

Dumb people do make me angry. That’s true.

 

[douglasbader]

Jim once found a half smoked joint in the company parking lot and demanded corporate piss test the whole company to find out who broke the rules.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Dumb people do make me angry. That’s true.

and just think, you are with one all day long

 

[AZmessDAWG]

This is classic Halo.

And no Joe isn’t being allowed into the Muscatine Y

 

[douglasbader]

 

[Jim]

and just think, you are with one all day long

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[foxhawks]

Jim’s a mad person

Lol. How the fuck is this your conclusion? Jesus. Doug is clearly fucking up another thread.

 

[DonJMiller]

I fucking love, Jim (No homo). Keep giving dumbfuck Doug his medicine.

 

[douglasbader]

Lol. How the fuck is this your conclusion? Jesus. Doug is clearly fucking up another thread.

Relax, Lil' Bo Peep.

 

[foxhawks]

Relax, Lil' Bo Peep.

You giving out bows? Are you being a pussy, Doug?

 

[douglasbader]

You giving out bows? Are you being a pussy, Doug?

Bend over and I'll show you.

 

[foxhawks]

Bend over and I'll show you.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Lol. How the fuck is this your conclusion? Jesus. Doug is clearly fucking up another thread.

what about the other threads

 

[foxhawks]

what about the other threads

Ok, Wade.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[BillyBob]

Does anyone know if Joe Weiskamp has access to a Muscatine gym or not?

 

[TJones3312]

Does anyone know if Joe Weiskamp has access to a Muscatine gym or not?

Only if He brings Lysol, toilet paper and hand sanitizer.

 

[Trey Kohn]

I’m surprised Muskie has a Y.

 

[Creed]

Does anyone know if Joe Weiskamp has access to a Muscatine gym or not?

Outdoor? Yes. Indoor? No.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I’m surprised Muskie has a Y.

They said they have 8-10,000 members

 

[hawkeyealum]

They said they have 8-10,000 members

Of those members 9,999 are less important than Joe

 

[Bob]

very excited that i now know the first name of the guy who runs the muscatine ymca, that's the kind of hot insider info i come here for

 

[BBK]

What a fuckin weird thing to argue about.

 

[BBK]

If you guys fucked up the juju for next year, the blood will be on your hands.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

 

[Hawkstrat]

Sufficient amount of homework.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

AP top 10 preseason rankings on record....
'01-'02- 9th
'95-'96- 8th
'88-'89- 7th
'86-'87- 10th
'83-'84- 7th
'81-'82- 9th

'06 was the last time Iowa was ranked in the preseason and they were 20th that year. Only been ranked twice preseason since '98.

 

[Creed]

AP top 10 preseason rankings on record....
'01-'02- 9th
'95-'96- 8th
'88-'89- 7th
'86-'87- 10th
'83-'84- 7th
'81-'82- 9th

'06 was the last time Iowa was ranked in the preseason and they were 20th that year. Only been ranked twice preseason since '98.

Fran might deserve a statue.

 

[Monster]

Fran might deserve a statue.

He has one. Sherm Dillard.

 

[CurdMan]

Sounds like Carton will start officially taking calls and talking to coaches today. Iowa will not be getting involved

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Sounds like Carton will start officially taking calls and talking to coaches today. Iowa will not be getting involved

Lol, that’s messed up

 

[Trey Kohn]

Looks about right. I do think Bey is gone.

 

[douglasbader]

Sounds like Carton will start officially taking calls and talking to coaches today. Iowa will not be getting involved

Those schools are all really close to Bettendorf. Lol.

 

[TJones3312]

He has one. Sherm Dillard.

That’s racist.

 

[BBK]

Those schools are all really close to Bettendorf. Lol.

Both Illinois and Nebrantska mentioned. Wisconsin will look in. I bet it's one of those 3.

 

[TJones3312]

Both Illinois and Nebrantska mentioned. Wisconsin will look in. I bet it's one of those 3.

Closer to home! Can’t deny the in conference restrictions! It will be to @birdinahouse favorie coach.

 

[Silky Johnson]

Carton is obviously talented but good for Fran for telling him to pound sand. We’ll be good regardless and if Fran doesn’t want him that’s good enough for me given all the potential issues others have mentioned. Now hopefully he gets to watch Iowa win the Big Ten.

 

[TJones3312]

Carton is obviously talented but good for Fran for telling him to pound sand. We’ll be good regardless and if Fran doesn’t want him that’s good enough for me given all the potential issues others have mentioned. Now hopefully he gets to watch Iowa win the Big Ten.

Bakari ain’t walking back thru that door.

 

[BillyBob]

Hopefully Carton has recovered from his mental health issues. Talking to all those schools might be overwhelming.

 

[Slidewilly]

Joe is probably living with his lady playing house

His precious bodily fluids are being wasted!

 

[CamelTones]

As much as I’d like Carton at Iowa, I always assume the coaches make the right decision in 90% of these situations.

 

[bigazzturkeylegs]

As much as I’d like Carlton at Iowa, I always assume the coaches make the right decision in 90% of these situations.

 

[CamelTones]

There’s a Carlton that works within the university utility department.

A couple years ago I was reading water meters on campus and walked into the maintenance room in the Blank Honors Center on campus. Opened the door and the room was pitch black. Flipped the switch on and headed for the back room where the meter was and all of the sudden I hear boxes that sound like they’re ripping apart. I look to my left and ol Carlton was getting up off the boxes. ‘Oh, hi there, I was just looking for a couple things back here in the corner.’

Carlton had made himself a nice little spot to take a nap. Pretty sure he had been there for a couple hours.

 

[CurdMan]

Probably not actually 30 footers here but damn impressive

 

[hawkeyealum]

Live cam at the Muscatine Y