**2020 Iowa Basketball Off-Season Thread**

[Soda Popinski]

 

[Alan Lomax]

Mask up, tards.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[26.2]

knew it

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Sculpture Park

Now

 

[BBK]

What’s wrong with Kakert’s nostril?

Kakert is one of the most ugly human beings on Earth. He is truly grotesque.

 

[FranklinHawk]

Mental note: Do not GIS "Fuck Yeah gif"......

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Dear America,

You are on fucking notice. The hawks are coming.

 

[BBK]

 

[Gushawk]

I really hope COVID doesn’t fuck us out of a very, very good fall and winter sports time as hok fans.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

I'm taverned up boyz.

 

[Hawkstrat]

3 players have Covid.

 

[BBK]

3 players have Covid.

Like a total miracle they will all be fine.

 

[BuffettHawk]

3 players have Covid.

Off to a good start.

 

[maxinquaye]

They are going for herd immunity.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

3 players have Covid.

Infect them all.

 

[cloudhawk]

American eagle boner.gif

 

[Hawkstrat]

Joe was asked about working out during quarantine, didn't specifically mention the Y, but he winked.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

 

[douglasbader]

I have said it before and will continue to say it, Frank Garza is a great man and nothing but good things to say about him.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Infect them all.

They could all die you asshole. It might not be for 20 years, but you could basically be sentencing them to death.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

They could all die you asshole. It might not be for 20 years, but you could basically be sentencing them to death.

Nobody thinks about the children.

 

[MikeyJoe]

 

[Fair and Balanced]

The Doug meltdown would have been pretty fun though.

 

[douglasbader]

The Doug meltdown would have been pretty fun though.

Scorched earth.

 

[douglasbader]

Personal attacks. Crying. Screaming.

 

[Lefty]

I think Frank should put all the Iowa big men through summer camp every year.

 

[douglasbader]

Now for the Dougnalysis, if everything goes right for Iowa that means that Luka won't really be in the running for national player of the year and his traditional numbers will be significantly down.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Now let's just hope everyone can stop acting like faggots about covid.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Personal attacks. Crying. Screaming.

So like a Tuesday?

 

[brantshawks]

We're going to fuck some teams up.

Stay healthy from injuries and there's absolutely no limit to the teams that we can beat.

 

[douglasbader]

Keys to the season....

- Everyone stays healthy
- bohannon actually plays defense at even a moderate level
- Wieskamp is full recovered mentally
- Nunge can fill the Kreiner role
- Toussaint, Patrick, Nunge, Ulis and one other form a solid back up unit
- Fran learned from last year and has a tight rotation when needed

 

[ABeardedDragon]

 

[Gushawk]

Keys to the season....

- Everyone stays healthy
- bohannon actually plays defense at even a moderate level
- Wieskamp is full recovered mentally
- Nunge can fill the Kreiner role
- Toussaint, Patrick, Nunge, Ulis and one other form a solid back up unit
- Fran learned from last year and has a tight rotation when needed

Better be guarding short and slow 2s.

 

[Gushawk]

I’m not even worried that much about Caillou. If he lives up to his potential, great, but we’ll still be very good if he stays a pussy.

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

The Big Ten is going to be unreal this year. Should be just as deep as last year with 9-10 tournament teams, but will also have four legit top ten caliber teams.

 

[Gushawk]

 

[ivan_drago]

I am still cumming two hours later.

 

[douglasbader]

Now for the Dougnalysis, if everything goes right for Iowa that means that Luka won't really be in the running for national player of the year and his traditional numbers will be significantly down.

Luka seems to realize this already, and that is great news....

 

[CamelTones]

Xavier Tillman staying in the draft.

Thatsashame.gif

 

[Nobody]

Oh shit, lmao:

 

[Stomper15]

Oh shit, lmao:

Foster’s parents probably wishing they guided him a little bit more at this point.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Josh is a fuckin idiot

 

[Creed]

I really want Garza to leave as a for sure 2,000 point scorer and surpass marble as the all time leader in school history.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

I want a big ten title, BTT title and a deep ass run in March that probably ends at the hands of a cheating blue blood in heartbreaking fashion.

 

[eclone]

Foster’s parents probably wishing they guided him a little bit more at this point.

From the same people that blew a gasket when Niang blew a kiss to the student section. So many lectures about lack of class (which is stupid in all regards)

 

[Stomper15]

From the same people that blew a gasket when Niang blew a kiss to the student section. So many lectures about lack of class (which is stupid in all regards)

Tell us more... I want to hear everything.

 

[eclone]

Tell us more... I want to hear everything.

Connor is an asshole
So was Niang
I don't care
Too many people do

 

[douglasbader]

Who blew a gasket at that?

 

[Stomper15]

Connor is an asshole
So was Niang
I don't care
Too many people do

And Foster's parents likely wishing they guided him towards Iowa City...?