**2021 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

[Stomper15]

I kinda wish Jordan wouldn’t have taken the court against Oregon.

FIFY.

I will always remember him looking dejected / checked out with his pouty face in the 2nd half.

 

[6deuce]

Horner was an average Big 10 guard. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a faggot.

 

[6deuce]

@CleteyColgate is a faggot, guys.

 

[6deuce]

@Lee Beevers also a faggot.

 

[Stomper15]

 

[Hawkstrat]

If you want to get weird about the verbiage, fine, he wasn't garbage. But he's certainly not some guy you hold up as an aspirational goal.

He almost made an All Big Ten team, twice. He has those two honorable mentions to go along with his two first round runner-up banners.

 

[6deuce]

Come at me, Tom!

 

[Lee Beevers]

@Lee Beevers also a faggot.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I will never forgive Nick Lachey

 

[6deuce]

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Come at me, Tom!

 

[6deuce]

 

[BngHawk]

Oh fuck. Cat gifs mean business

 

[BBK]

Jeff Horner was like waking up every morning of your life and eating grape nuts.

 

[CamelTones]

Petras as the starting QB immediately followed by bohannon as the starting PG next year would make the board entertaining.

 

[CleteyColgate]

@CleteyColgate is a faggot, guys.

That's racist

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

Jeff Horner was like waking up every morning of your life and eating grape nuts.

I'd be perfectly content with a backcourt that's good for my heart and makes me have easy BM's.

 

[Silky Johnson]

I kinda wish bohannon had tried to get Iowa to boycott the tournament as I’m sure Geo Baker was sooo close to successfully doing with Rutgers. Frank Garza would probably have him sitting blindfolded in some Eastern European warehouse as we speak.

 

[Bob Sanders]

I kinda wish bohannon had tried to get Iowa to boycott the tournament as I’m sure Geo Baker was sooo close to successfully doing with Rutgers. Frank Garza would probably have him sitting blindfolded in some Eastern European warehouse as we speak.

There is zero chance he didn't try.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

If you want to get weird about the verbiage, fine, he wasn't garbage. But he's certainly not some guy you hold up as an aspirational goal.

He almost made an All Big Ten team, twice. He has those two honorable mentions to go along with his two first round runner-up banners.

Weird about the verbiage lol.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

And here come the fucking retard takes that will claim I think he’s the best PG to ever play at Iowa just because I call out a fucking moron for his “verbiage”.

 

[Kamala]

And here come the fucking retard takes that will claim I think he’s the best PG to ever play at Iowa just because I call out a fucking moron for his “verbiage”.

AZmess
Loved and Defended JBo Until the Bitter End

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

AZmess
Thinks Horner was better than Lester

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I hate every single one of you.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

AZmess
Thinks Horner was better than Lester

Thinks Horner was better than BJ....but loves giving BJs.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Thinks Horner was better than BJ....but loves giving BJs.

You’re so fucking stupid.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

You’re so fucking stupid.

That's what I'm hearing.

 

[BngHawk]

Thinks Horner was better than BJ....but loves giving BJs.

Ok. That’s enough.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

That's what I'm hearing.

That I’m sure of.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Jesus. He wants jerseys and practice jerseys?

 

[Verbal]

Mr. bohannon, I watched Spencer Lee. I cheered for Spencer Lee. I sorta wish Spencer Lee was a friend of mine. Mr. bohannon, you're no Spencer Lee.

Fran: Do you know whose life has always amazed me, Jordan?... George Harrison's.

Speraw: Ahhh... That Beatle.

Fran: Yes.

Fran: Because Harrison was not only a Beatle. He was also a Traveling Wilbury.

Speraw: And it was no mean feat to be a Wilbury. Legends only need apply.

Fran: Dylan and Petty used to make a game of it, in fact. They used to throw a name out there and decide in an instant if that person was or was NOT a Wilbury.

Speraw: It required some enviable combination of wit, cool, and credibility... Like Jack Nicholson for example.

Fran: Wilbury!

Speraw: Richard Dreyfuss?

Fran: Great actor. But not a Wilbury.

Fran: And you, Jordan... It has become quite clear... Are not a Wilbury.

 

[WestMifflin]

Jesus. He wants jerseys and practice jerseys?

They sell game worn jerseys to the public? That seems weird.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

They sell game worn jerseys to the public? That seems weird.

In a surplus store for like $10.

They remove the names, also.

 

[BuffettHawk]

They sell game worn jerseys to the public? That seems weird.

Doug has a pair of game worn shorts that he wears every basketball game... or something like that.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

the monsters even take the Jerseys to goodwill! Is nothing fair?!

 

[HiawathaHawk]

For his career Horner averaged 12, 5 and 5. Shot 37% from 3. He turned it over a little too much but he was a solid PG. He was much better than bohannon defensively. Wasn’t quick but he was actually a petty good defender as a senior. I remember them switching him on to that stud juco guard Minnesota had in the BTT and he locked him up.

 

[HawkLax6]

In a surplus store for like $10.

They remove the names, also.

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[HiawathaHawk]

In a surplus store for like $10.

They remove the names, also.

Why?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Why?

I would assume because they can't profit off of their name?

 

[thrawn]

Whatever you think of NIL rights under the current rules it makes sense that you wouldn’t provide players with remaining eligibility their jersey.

 

[Hawkstrat]

And here come the fucking retard takes that will claim I think he’s the best PG to ever play at Iowa just because I call out a fucking moron for his “verbiage”.

Don't be a sniveling cunt. It's not my fault so many on here love mediocre white guys.

 

[Saul Berkley]

Don't be a sniveling cunt. It's not my fault so many on here love mediocre white guys.

Well, it is what most of us are.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Jesus. He wants jerseys and practice jerseys?

The horror.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Jesus. He wants jerseys and practice jerseys?

The Jon Miller garglefest of bohannon's balls is worse than bohannon's Tweet.

Did he close his account? I can't find his username to @ him. Thought it was JonDMiller or JDMiller or something similar.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Don't be a sniveling cunt. It's not my fault so many on here love mediocre white guys.

Shut the fuck up

 

[6deuce]

Shut the fuck up

YOU shut the fuck up!

 

[Shpadoinkle]

I can’t imagine being a hawk fan and not absolutely loving that 05/06 team.

 

[Will McCoy]

Doug has a pair of game worn shorts that he wears every basketball game... or something like that.

A player (at least one) made sweet love to him. And he cherishes the shorts as a memento of that lust-filled evening.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

I can’t imagine being a hawk fan and not absolutely loving that 05/06 team.

It’s way cooler and edgier to hate everything.

 

[6deuce]

It’s way cooler and edgier to hate everything.

Is it not ok to like that team and think Horner was just ok?