**2021 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

[Lee Beevers]

It is also the best thing about halo. Don’t get asses in seats if we all tell each other every Middle Aged family man thing we do is awesome

it should also be noted that jogger and coffee cake are the two most notable trolls on this site. Jog is pretty good natured about it as well. Coff is just a total jackass on here. I’m sure he’s a nice enough guy IRL though.

 

[Will McCoy]

Assumed, but Joe is gone

Link?

 

[26.2]

it should also be noted that jogger and coffee cake are the two most notable trolls on this site. Jog is pretty good natured about it as well. Coff is just a total jackass on here. I’m sure he’s a nice enough guy IRL though.

I posted a beautiful sunset pic that my pants barely showed up in and caught shit for selection of said pants in this thread. How the fuck is that a troll?

 

[hawkeyealum]

I’m less concerned about the pants as I am about the laceless shoes

 

[Lee Beevers]

I posted a beautiful sunset pic that my pants barely showed up in and caught shit for selection of said pants in this thread. How the fuck is that a troll?

that specific post was not a troll. Many of your other posts are trolls.

 

[douglasbader]

I'm shocked the guy who is known for tailoring his jeans dresses like a fucking douchebag.

 

[Lee Beevers]

 

[KitKatApples]

Assumed, but Joe is gone

Well, farts

 

[26.2]

I'm shocked the guy who is known for tailoring his jeans dresses like a fucking douchebag.

Don't you wear similar pants when you take your kayak out???
Shocker that the guy who spends 14 hours a day staring at a screen can't relate to outdoor clothing options.

 

[douglasbader]

Don't you wear similar pants when you take your kayak out???
Shocker that the guy who spends 14 hours a day staring at a screen can't relate to outdoor clothing options.

Lol, @The Dad wants his joke back from this morning you unoriginal dopey fuck.

 

[26.2]

Lol, @The Dad wants his joke back from this morning you unoriginal dopey fuck.

The Dad and I call it like we see it. Enjoy your dinner tonight from your suburban Starbucks you cuck fuck.

 

[BngHawk]

The Dad and I call it like we see it. Enjoy your dinner tonight from your suburban Starbucks you cuck fuck.

 

[Fletch]

@BBK was right. @26.2 is good shit.

 

[hawkeyealum]

I like @26.2

gives shit, takes shit. No fucks given

 

[BngHawk]

Just Mean-spirited enough. Like a pro dancer. Balanced.

 

[Fletch]

Just Mean-spirited enough. Like a pro dancer. Balanced.

Yep. I’m always entertained when he slaps the mouse around. Like a cat toying with his prey.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Don’t listen to these assholes @26.2 . My dad and father-in-law both have pants exactly like that they they swear by them.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Don’t listen to these assholes @26.2 . My dad and father-in-law both have pants exactly like that they they swear by them.

So do my 3 gay cousins.

 

[LutherBlue89]

Just Mean-spirited enough. Like a pro dancer. Balanced.

A little one dimensional. Needs a setting other than “sneering.”

But his handle ... it’s perfection for what he’s going for here. Credit where it’s due.

 

[26.2]

So do my 3 gay cousins.

I will take that as a compliment. I trust the gays with style.

 

[BBK]

I am certainly fascinated by the dad.

He's bald as shit

 

[The Dad]

He's bald as shit

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I like @26.2

gives shit, takes shit. No fucks given

the problem is that he/she is not clever or entertaining.

 

[BngHawk]

the problem is that he/she is not clever or entertaining.

Ha. Coming from you, that’s rich, pally.

 

[Stomper15]

I’m less concerned about the pants as I am about the laceless shoes

Those are the Varvatos Chucks ammiright @26.2?

 

[BngHawk]

Yep. I’m always entertained when he slaps the mouse around. Like a cat toying with his prey.

That’s hot

 

[douglasbader]

The Dad and I call it like we see it. Enjoy your dinner tonight from your suburban Starbucks you cuck fuck.

Sorry for the late response, was outside mowing the lawn.

 

[douglasbader]

Yep. I’m always entertained when he slaps the mouse around. Like a cat toying with his prey.

Shit, if you like that, you should see how good his wife is with all the boyz. It's magical.

I mean, not as magical as when you are gagging and crying on your knees taking Dr. Z's load, but still pretty good.

 

[BngHawk]

Whooooey

 

[Fletch]

Shit, if you like that, you should see how good his wife is with all the boyz. It's magical.

I mean, not as magical as when you are gagging and crying on your knees taking Dr. Z's load, but still pretty good.

Has it been a month since you last cried about this? Right on queue.

 

[douglasbader]

Has it been a month since you last cried about this? Right on queue.

I wasn't the one crying. We can replay the tape on that, it was you with tears streaming down your face defending your man.

 

[douglasbader]

"You're a piece of shit for real!!"

**gagging sounds** **slurping**

 

[Fletch]

I wasn't the one crying. We can replay the tape on that, it was you with tears streaming down your face defending your man.

I called you a piece of shit. It was and still is a true statement. You are a piece of shit.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Somewhere amidst all you Sallys defending your fragile egos, someone posted that Joe W is gone. Is there a source on that?

 

[Bonner]

So...

CJ Frederick sure is a fucking asshole!

 

[Kamala]

I wasn't the one crying. We can replay the tape on that, it was you with tears streaming down your face defending your man.

Please don’t replay anything

 

[Fletch]

Somewhere amidst all you Sallys defending your fragile egos, someone posted that Joe W is gone. Is there a source on that?

Director of Mousecatine YMCA.

 

[douglasbader]

I called you a piece of shit. It was and still is a true statement. You are a piece of shit.

I'm sorry I hurt your man's feelings and he cried and went away for a few days. You guys have that crying thing in common at least.

And you're ugly.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Link?

**2021 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

Jordan bohannon is so old he was alive the last time Iowa made the Sweet 16. Connor also.

www.hawkeyelounge.com

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I'm sorry I hurt your man's feelings and he cried and went away for a few days. You guys have that crying thing in common at least.

And you're ugly.

Lol

 

[Fletch]

I'm sorry I hurt your man's feelings and he cried and went away for a few days. You guys have that crying thing in common at least.

And you're ugly.

You’re the one that keeps bringing it up. Sorry that you’re a piece of shit.

Your wife doesn’t think I’m ugly.

 

[Fletch]

Sexualize anymore adolescents lately, @douglasbader ? Say hi to Hounded at your next pedo meeting for me.

 

[douglasbader]

Sexualize anymore adolescents lately, @douglasbader ? Say hi to Hounded at your next pedo meeting for me.

Oh, I see you have reached the flailing make shit up stage, Fletch4Life. How original.

 

[douglasbader]

You’re the one that keeps bringing it up. Sorry that you’re a piece of shit.

Your wife doesn’t think I’m ugly.

Right, I keep bringing it up because you cried like a baby over Dr. Zaius of all people and flipped out. It was hilarious.

That and you are an ugly NERD!!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Ha. Coming from you, that’s rich, pally.

if you don’t think I am funny you should kill yourself.

 

[Fletch]

Nice deflection, dumbfuck.

 

[douglasbader]

Nice deflection, dumbfuck.

There's nothing to deflect on something you made up, Fletch4Life.

 

[BngHawk]

if you don’t think I am funny you should kill yourself.

I think you should stop saying that.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Oh great, another Douggie special

 

[douglasbader]

Oh great, another Douggie special

I'll be nice, don't want you to "take a break" again.