**2021 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

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HURR DURR I NO WANT PROGRAM'S BEST DEEP SHOOTER EVER AND ALL-TIME ASSIST LEADER BECAUSE TEAM CHEMISTRY HARRRRRRR

Y'all are brain-damaged. Tell Spencer Lee that he doesn't get to come back either. He's had his run in Iowa City, after all. MUST HAVE NEW BLOOD NO DISTRACTIONS DERPALERP.
 
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fossilhawk said:
HURR DURR I NO WANT PROGRAM'S BEST DEEP SHOOTER EVER AND ALL-TIME ASSIST LEADER BECAUSE TEAM CHEMISTRY HARRRRRRR

Y'all are brain-damaged. Tell Spencer Lee that he doesn't get to come back either. He's had his run in Iowa City, after all. MUST HAVE NEW BLOOD NO DISTRACTIONS DERPALERP.
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Jordan bohannon isn't Spencer Lee. bohannon is a great shooter and takes care of the ball, he's below average everywhere else.
 
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fossilhawk said:
HURR DURR I NO WANT PROGRAM'S BEST DEEP SHOOTER EVER AND ALL-TIME ASSIST LEADER BECAUSE TEAM CHEMISTRY HARRRRRRR

Y'all are brain-damaged. Tell Spencer Lee that he doesn't get to come back either. He's had his run in Iowa City, after all. MUST HAVE NEW BLOOD NO DISTRACTIONS DERPALERP.
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Calls others brain damaged. Then compares Jordan bohannon to Spencer Lee.
 
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fossilhawk said:
HURR DURR I NO WANT PROGRAM'S BEST DEEP SHOOTER EVER AND ALL-TIME ASSIST LEADER BECAUSE TEAM CHEMISTRY HARRRRRRR

Y'all are brain-damaged. Tell Spencer Lee that he doesn't get to come back either. He's had his run in Iowa City, after all. MUST HAVE NEW BLOOD NO DISTRACTIONS DERPALERP.
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Good to have you posting, Jordan. You're no Spencer Lee.
 
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FrodoTBaggin said:
Good to have you posting, Jordan. You're no Spencer Lee.
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As a "proud" Mousecatine native, if I were a burner for anyone on the team it'd be Weezy.

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Is Spencer Lee publicly advocating for sabotaging his sport?
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Jordan bohannon isn't Spencer Lee. bohannon is a great shooter and takes care of the ball, he's below average everywhere else.
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If I told you that next year's team could have a better outside shooter than Chris Kingsbury and a better distributor than Jeff Horner, you'd take it in a heartbeat regardless of how bad his defense was. The remainder of the argument against bohannon boils down to "his time is over, make way for others", and we're welcoming Lee back after he's been here for four years. Consistency requires you to argue that Lee should make way for the next guy up at 125 instead of coming back for another go.

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Calls others brain damaged. Then compares Jordan bohannon to Spencer Lee.
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I never argued that I wasn't brain-damaged from all those sweet, stinky corn-byproduct pollutants.
 
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I served with Spencer Lee
I knew Spencer Lee
Spencer Lee was a friend of mine
Jordan, you are no Spencer Lee
 
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fossilhawk said:
As a "proud" Mousecatine native, if I were a burner for anyone on the team it'd be Weezy.






If I told you that next year's team could have a better outside shooter than Chris Kingsbury and a better distributor than Jeff Horner, you'd take it in a heartbeat regardless of how bad his defense was. The remainder of the argument against bohannon boils down to "his time is over, make way for others", and we're welcoming Lee back after he's been here for four years. Consistency requires you to argue that Lee should make way for the next guy up at 125 instead of coming back for another go.



I never argued that I wasn't brain-damaged from all those sweet, stinky corn-byproduct pollutants.
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Horner was garbage, so great point. I don't think bohannon should leave solely because he has played a full 4 years, I'd love Luka to come back. I think bohannon should leave because I'm sick of watching an unathletic lead guard.
 
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If you have played 4 full years as a starter, then get the fuck out and on with your life. This includes Luka. If he wanted to come back, I would not agree with it or be happy about it.

Especially feel that way about bohannon.

This is college. It's made to play at the most 4 full years. 5 and maybe 6 if you went through significant injury that cost you multiple years. I can even see a walk on or lower level guy jumping up a level or finally getting an opportunity to play.

Anything else, get the fuck out.
 
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douglasbader said:
If you have played 4 full years as a starter, then get the fuck out and on with your life. This includes Luka. If he wanted to come back, I would not agree with it or be happy about it.

Especially feel that way about bohannon.

This is college. It's made to play at the most 4 full years. 5 and maybe 6 if you went through significant injury that cost you multiple years. I can even see a walk on or lower level guy jumping up a level or finally getting an opportunity to play.

Anything else, get the fuck out.
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I want them to sign Luka to a 5 year extension.
 
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and he talks so much shit for not winning anything significant. I still remember all the National Title talk before the season and than how he had to pack for a whole month for the Indy bubble
 
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In the grand scheme of things, Iowa basketball has been basically irrelevant for 30 some odd years with a few really nice players here and there. Ultimately, they'll be irrelevant next year with or without bohannon so why keep some malcontent social media douche around?
 
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douglasbader said:
If you have played 4 full years as a starter, then get the fuck out and on with your life. This includes Luka. If he wanted to come back, I would not agree with it or be happy about it.

Especially feel that way about bohannon.

This is college. It's made to play at the most 4 full years. 5 and maybe 6 if you went through significant injury that cost you multiple years. I can even see a walk on or lower level guy jumping up a level or finally getting an opportunity to play.

Anything else, get the fuck out.
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Well he’s not coming back so it’s a moot point. You have nothing to lose by doubling down.

You’re still a fucking moron.
 
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Really didn't think that would be such a controversial take. You folks are all in with the slow PG thing.
 
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Jeff Horner was honorable mention all douche twice.
 
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