**2021 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

[kenos]

if you are truly bored

kenyon talks old times, keegan, and kris

 

[iowa4ever20]

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Big sponsorship agreement maybe?

 

[hawkeyealum]

He’s coming back!

 

[fuisu98]

Big sponsorship agreement maybe?

He broke up with his gf and is returning to seek a NC and deep Dick every woman in Iowa City.

 

[iowa4ever20]

He broke up with his gf and is returning to seek a NC and deep Dick every woman in Iowa City.

And what better place to make this announcement than CNBC

 

[hawkeyealum]

The peacock!

 

[hawkeyealum]

Friend sent me this today. I’m going to bombard him with dick pics

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www.lickliterhomedesign.com

 

[L. Wade Childress]

He was an art teacher.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

He was an art teacher.

Must've sucked at that, too

 

[The Full Monte]

He broke up with his gf and is returning to seek a NC and deep Dick every woman in Iowa City.

I’ve always thought it was the responsible thing to do when one is athletically gifted as young Luka to procreate as much as possible for your hometown team

frankly, the UofI should be creating funds to support every child he’s able to sire with a woman over 6ft tall

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Must've sucked at that, too

Please add describing your business, qualifications, anything worthwhile at all, etc. on the website to his overall suckiness.

 

[douglasbader]

I'm going to bet it's some NFT thing.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Luka, I love your musk but that gif is absolute shit.

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

Frank is an attention whore.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Frank is an attention whore.

He certainly is, but I would love it if he adopted Ogundele.

 

[Harlan]

Friend sent me this today. I’m going to bombard him with dick pics

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The red one is one of his:

 

[Harlan]

And the white one:

 

[Harlan]

I can keep going but what I’m trying to say is

 

[hawkeyealum]

Just embarrassing

the ultimate low of Iowa basketball

 

[fossilhawk]

I can keep going but what I’m trying to say is

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but but but he made that shot hurr durr

(there's still no picture that better encapsulates The Criminal era than a pudgy 5'9 dude going for a contested layup against someone who actually looks the part of a D1 basketball player)

 

[Stomper15]

League is going to be loaded again next year.

 

[Will McCoy]

League is going to be loaded again next year.

Let me know when they win a title !11

 

[Will McCoy]

Iowa #30 LFG

 

[WCFHawkeye]

but but but he made that shot hurr durr

(there's still no picture that better encapsulates The Criminal era than a pudgy 5'9 dude going for a contested layup against someone who actually looks the part of a D1 basketball player)

But he led the team in steals and assists a couple times. He probably should have played more.

"led or shared team-high honors in steals twice and assists once..."

 

[eclone]

Iowa #30 LFG

And 8th in the Big 10

 

[Will McCoy]

And 8th in the Big 10

Based on all the teams (HM, MM, LM) that have made NCAA tournament runs, I’ve convinced myself that a top 30 team is reasonably “good enough” to make a run.
Pile up enough chances and get to the sweet 16 or beyond.

 

[Will McCoy]

Obviously 8th is nothing to brag about.

 

[Will McCoy]

I don’t wanna brag. I don’t wanna boast.

 

[fossilhawk]

But he led the team in steals and assists a couple times. He probably should have played more.

"led or shared team-high honors in steals twice and assists once..."
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Is this an attempt to own me by trying to compare a player that led historically bad teams in a couple of categories to a player who leads the entire all-time fucking program in a couple of categories?

I just want to make sure that's what you're going for here.

 

[fossilhawk]

Come on down!

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

Is this an attempt to own me by trying to compare a player that led historically bad teams in a couple of categories to a player who leads the entire all-time fucking program in a couple of categories?

I just want to make sure that's what you're going for here.

Clam down. He’s just making fun of how pathetic The Criminal Jr’s bio is (the highlight is “led team in steals in a game twice and assists in a game once”).

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Is this an attempt to own me by trying to compare a player that led historically bad teams in a couple of categories to a player who leads the entire all-time fucking program in a couple of categories?

I just want to make sure that's what you're going for here.

What @Swingin' Dick Stanzi said.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Come on down!

Connor liked that tweet.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

But he led the team in steals and assists a couple times. He probably should have played more.

"led or shared team-high honors in steals twice and assists once..."
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"5-11"

 

[eclone]

Come on down!

Verbal Commits lists him in the portal 36 minutes ago. This tweet was 32 minutes ago. Great job sourcing

 

[thrawn]

Come on down!

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[Shawneemicks]

League is going to be loaded again next year.

Lol, no

 

[Shawneemicks]

Come on down!

Can he guard the perimeter or create his own shot off the dribble? If not, who cares.

 

[CurdMan]

Can he guard the perimeter or create his own shot off the dribble? If not, who cares.

He would clean up a bunch of defensive lapses

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Liam, Patrick, Murray and Perkins would be a pretty good start defensively. If they could get another plus level backcourt player they could be pretty damn good.

 

[douglasbader]

I'm going to bet it's some NFT thing.

It looks like this is going to be what it is. Frank is tweeting every human being in the world.

I hope Luka is careful what Frank gets him into post-college.

 

[kenos]

Liam, Patrick, Murray and Perkins would be a pretty good start defensively. If they could get another plus level backcourt player they could be pretty damn good.

I command thee make it happen wolsey

more ice, less hedge, more man against five-out

 

[Shawneemicks]

Meh

 

[Debit One]

Meh

No, not meh.

He would be a really good pickup for his defense and rebounding.

 

[Bob Sanders]

Verbal Commits lists him in the portal 36 minutes ago. This tweet was 32 minutes ago. Great job sourcing

Sorry, not going to ding someone for sourcing because it was posted 4 minutes earlier unless there is evidence. For all we know he was on the phone with Liam's dad during those 4 minutes and tweeted after he hung up.

 

[Shawneemicks]

No, not meh.

He would be a really good pickup for his defense and rebounding.

🥱

 

[douglasbader]

It looks like this is going to be what it is. Frank is tweeting every human being in the world.

I hope Luka is careful what Frank gets him into post-college.

I really really hope Luka is careful with Frank. I don't want to see the possible/likely article down the road.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Unless this guy is Wilt Chamberlains son I’m going to guess he’d change those 11 Oregon dunks into 9-10.