**2021 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

[CleteyColgate]

That would be so hard to look up.

I didn't care enough to do that much work

 

[L. Wade Childress]

That would be so hard to look up.

in fairness, your head is always down.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

in fairness, your head is always down.

Yeah. On your wife.

 

[BBK]

Yeah. On your wife.

Checking out her shoes?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Checking out her shoes?

Nope. Your mom’s.

 

[Geese]

Yeah. On your wife.

Savage

 

[Hawkstrat]

Savage

They wear moccasins.

 

[MikeyJoe]

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

I wish nothing but the worst for CJ and his creepy uncle

 

[hawkchick79]

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

I wish nothing but the worst for CJ and his creepy uncle

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

May he blow out both of his knees.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

 

[26.2]

I really wish tampering would be investigated with this shit.

 

[The Dad]

I really wish tampering would be investigated with this shit.

We needed him to commit to a program no one gives a shit about for that to happen.

 

[jabberjaw]

Some 85 year old man's arm appears to be in that picture.

 

[The Dad]

Why didn’t they shop the head where he has the 10 year old boy buzz cut?

 

[Verbal]

Staring blankly into the huddle and dribbling to the baseline without purpose. They really nailed his expected contributions in that photoshop.

 

[douglasbader]

It's one of the most clear cut cases of tampering and not a finger will be lifted about it.

 

[CamelTones]

I love that writers from 247 and Rivals are tweeting things like ‘this wasn’t as clear cut to Kentucky as people think. North Carolina and Gonzaga were involved.’

Uh huh sure. That wasn’t a smoke screen at all given everything people already knew because of his uncle.

 

[The Tin Man]

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Some 85 year old man's arm appears to be in that picture.

CJ hasn’t been that gaunt in at least 2 years. He’s a fatty and UK is trying to put lipstick on a pig for their fan base.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Kentucky fans do not require lipstick before sticking their dick in a pig.

 

[HiG 2.0]

Kentucky fans do not require lipstick before sticking their dick in a cousin.

FIFY

 

[BBK]

Given CJ's physique, a blue shirt might be more fitting.

Maybe Cal can help him with that. That and helping him with not being injured more often than Ken Griffey Jr.

 

[douglasbader]

 

[BBK]

Looking forward to Jordan and Connor starting next year and balling on all you MFs.

Getting pissed as fuck, but defending Woodbury, Gesell, and Horner until the bitter end.

The success is gonna be beautiful.

 

[hawkimike]

FIFY

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Looking forward to Jordan and Connor starting next year and balling on all you MFs.

Getting pissed as fuck, but defending Woodbury, Gesell, and Horner until the bitter end.

The success is gonna be beautiful.

I’m glad it worked out but it sure seemed bad at the time!

 

[cloudhawk]

Looking forward to Jordan and Connor starting next year and balling on all you MFs.

Getting pissed as fuck, but defending Woodbury, Gesell, and Horner until the bitter end.

The success is gonna be beautiful.

I for one can't wait for Iowa to suck donkey balls and completely implode in order to show you Beebs! I hope they lose every game (except clones) just so I can enjoy myself so much.

 

[LifelongHawk]

https://www.yardbarker.com/college_basketball/articles/ncaa_mens_basketball_could_assess_technical_fouls_for_flopping/s1_13132_34848032

 

[cloudhawk]

Man, I hope they do it right and review each charge/flop call so the refs don't really have to make a determination on their own....

 

[Hawkstrat]

Man, I hope they do it right and review each charge/flop call so the refs don't really have to make a determination on their own....

Hopefully they get the clock correct to the hundreth second every single time as well.

 

[shoot-the-three]

Man, I hope they do it right and review each charge/flop call so the refs don't really have to make a determination on their own....

Yes, more replays is what college basketball needs.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Looking forward to Jordan and Connor starting next year and balling on all you MFs.

Getting pissed as fuck, but defending Woodbury, Gesell, and Horner until the bitter end.

The success is gonna be beautiful.

Define success

 

[BBK]

Define success

No.

 

[Will McCoy]

Define success

Winning championships while graduating all players and not cheating (getting penalized).

 

[LifelongHawk]

Winning championships while graduating all players and not cheating (getting penalized).

Bringing back the Hawkeye classic and mythical state championship?

 

[BBK]

Bringing back the Hawkeye classic and mythical state championship?

I loved the Amana Hawkeye Classic.

 

[turtley78]

bohannon was on the ABC national news tonight giving his opinion on the NIL stuff.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

bohannon was on the ABC national news tonight giving his opinion on the NIL stuff.

 

[CamelTones]

I loved the Amana Hawkeye Classic.

I’m a Super Chevy Shootout guy.

 

[BBK]

I'd like the Black and Gold Blowout to return as well.

If HaLo had a scrimmage it would be the brown and green blowout.

 

[CamelTones]

I'd like the Black and Gold Blowout to return as well.

If HaLo had a scrimmage it would be the brown and green blowout.

Need to see Marathon Oil back in town for an exhibition.

 

[LifelongHawk]

Athletes in Action, Globetrotters, Rooskies........

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Need to see Marathon Oil back in town for an exhibition.

Maryland eastern shore

 

[thrawn]

Maryland eastern shore

that’s a real D1 school, not an exhibition opponent

 

[Hawk&Balls]

that’s a real D1 school, not an exhibition opponent

Ha, sure it is

 

[BBK]

Maryland eastern shore

And Maryland Baltimore County.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I don't remember seeing this video. Pretty neat when you know it translates to the Big 10.

Fuck CJ.

 

[BBK]

I don't remember seeing this video. Pretty neat when you know it translates to the Big 10.

Fuck CJ.

Would you fuck him?