**2021 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

[Wanderer]

The most offensive thing I got out of that is that I learned CF charges 12 fucking dollars a month for premium access. What kind of mouth-breather would actually pay for that?

... don't answer that question.

If they don’t charge $12/month, they aren’t going to be able to keep it free!!! Seriously, though, that band of alcoholic douchebags who act like teenagers is going to produce premium content? They’re like the next generation of Pharty.

 

[Bob Sanders]

According to this guy, Iowa lost the #4 and #17 transfer this off-season. Ouchie.

*if healthy

Neither of them have come close to being healthy for a full season and it's entirely possible that they never will.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Honestly, one I’ll give you. Two, maybe. But if you’ve gotten into 3+ fights as an adult, even if you won them all, you’re probably a giant DOUCHE

 

[TJones3312]

 

[eclone]

Looks like it was deleted. What was it?

 

[Hawkstrat]

Unavailable in less than 3 minutes, impressive

 

[Herky823]

Your memory is serving your poorly.

Got it. Please give me a list of jogger approved locations. I’ll move when you get your E8

 

[nolookpass]

Looks like the former Clone has some cash and will be most likely writing a Czech to the Linn Mar Kings..

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Based on the fact that he was recording it, I sort of doubt that jorbo was in the wrong here. Imagine being 30 something and giving a shit about Jordan bohannon.

 

[HawkLax6]

Based on the fact that he was recording it, I sort of doubt that jorbo was in the wrong here. Imagine being 30 something and giving a shit about Jordan bohannon.

So basically HaLo?

 

[KitKatApples]

Do we know who it is yet?

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

If Camel won’t tell us, it’s because he is a LIAR and a SCUMBAG!!!

 

[Geese]

Prob was camel. Dude shoves shrimp up his ass. Nothing he won't stoop to

 

[6deuce]

Based on the fact that he was recording it, I sort of doubt that jorbo was in the wrong here. Imagine being 30 something and giving a shit about Jordan bohannon.

Will someone please KTFO Lwade please.

 

[BngHawk]

Will someone please KTFO Lwade please.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I wish you both luck in your endeavors!!

 

[Hawkstrat]

We're waiting

 

[TJones3312]

 

[TJones3312]

We're waiting

Well since you asked and not a clown fan.

 

[Squat Cobbler]

Well since you asked and not a clown fan.

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Pretty sure he was punched in the face and hit his head on the ground causing stitches.

 

[CamelTones]

It was me. Because I’m a liar and a scumbag.

 

[douglasbader]

What in the fuck is going on here? Is this a sacred Iowa State player and his name can't be mentioned?

 

[Debit One]

I presume that this is the Oregon guy.

Jared Ebert - Football - University of Oregon Athletics

Jared Ebert (97) Defensive Tackle - 2013 — Played in eight games recording five total tackles . . . Picked up one assisted tackle in the matchups vs. Arizona...

goducks.com

 

[KitKatApples]

Prob was camel. Dude shoves a live shrimp up his ass. Nothing he won't stoop to

 

[ISUFan98]

Former ISU football player got the last laugh.

Former?

Whew.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Am I looking at a different video? It looks like the guy on Jbo's left comes up from behind taps him on the shoulder and acts like he is trying to calm things down then all the sudden punches him. How is that not a sucker punch?

I watched it again and you are 100% correct. Kid with a big head was kind of playing peacemaker, sidled up to bohannon- hand on shoulder, then unloaded.

 

[Debit One]

Who here hasn’t wanted to sidle up to bohannon and punch him?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

What in the fuck is going on here? Is this a sacred Iowa State player and his name can't be mentioned?

no

 

[Karl Hungus]

Sidle is a word that I only know what it means because of Zelda games.

 

[Stomper15]

Iowa basketball announces Jordan Bohannon suffered 'Serious head injury' in assault

The assault took place in Iowa City.

saturdaytradition.com

 

[Soda Popinski]

At least Stivers admitted his mouth gets him punched in the face a lot.

 

[Debit One]

Are we supposed to believe that bohannon would have handled himself well had he seen the guy coming at him??

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Are we supposed to believe that bohannon would have handled himself well had he seen the guy coming at him??

Did you not see his 28-day transformation?!? Spray tans are scary!

 

[Stu Beagle]

Sounds like everyone involved is too old to be out that late in IC

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I presume that this is the Oregon guy.

Jared Ebert - Football - University of Oregon Athletics

Jared Ebert (97) Defensive Tackle - 2013 — Played in eight games recording five total tackles . . . Picked up one assisted tackle in the matchups vs. Arizona...

goducks.com

We tailgated at his mom’s house off Melrose for like 10 years.

 

[The Full Monte]

I presume that this is the Oregon guy.

Jared Ebert - Football - University of Oregon Athletics

Jared Ebert (97) Defensive Tackle - 2013 — Played in eight games recording five total tackles . . . Picked up one assisted tackle in the matchups vs. Arizona...

goducks.com

If I remember correctly, this kid was known dipshit, head case

 

[The Tin Man]

Sidle is a word that I only know what it means because of Zelda games.

 

[Chocolate buttermilk]

It never looked like the Oregon guy touched him. I heard people were upset bohannon was pouring drinks on people from the top floor at DC’s.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

If I remember correctly, this kid was known dipshit, head case

I believe the rumor at the time was a big ol' 'roid head.

I think he almost tallied 8 tackles while at Oregon.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

We tailgated at his mom’s house off Melrose for like 10 years.

This has piqued @douglasbader 's interest

 

[Pedro]

It never looked like the Oregon guy touched him. I heard people were upset bohannon was pouring drinks on people from the top floor at DC’s.

Now GFY...noob!

 

[BngHawk]

Chocolate Buttermilk?

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

RATT

James Ebert - 4* DE that literally lives across the street from Kinnick and Iowa doesn't offer and he goes to Oregon

 

[Pedro]

Jared Ebert, James Ebert, meh...doesn't really matter.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Is there any news on if the concrete is ok?

 

[CamelTones]

Is there any news on if the concrete is ok?

It’s got a red coloring to it.

I’m not sure which is more annoying to read. The people saying he deserved it or the people that say if it was a Clone hit by an Iowa player they would still call it assault and they need to take a break from Twitter.

You’re not taking a break from Twitter.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

JFC.

Was the guy who hit him a former Iowa State football player?

If yes, what is his name?

This isn’t complicated. It’s fucking HaLo. Spill it.

 

[Will McCoy]

Jared Ebert, James Ebert, meh...doesn't really matter.

James could ball.

 

[hawkeyealum]

It never looked like the Oregon guy touched him. I heard people were upset bohannon was pouring drinks on people from the top floor at DC’s.

I could believe this

 

[Silky Johnson]

It’s got a red coloring to it.

I’m not sure which is more annoying to read. The people saying he deserved it or the people that say if it was a Clone hit by an Iowa player they would still call it assault and they need to take a break from Twitter.

You’re not taking a break from Twitter.

None of the above. The people arguing about whether having 500+ Twitter followers is impressive.