***2022-2023 Iowa Men’s Basketball Season Thread***

[wondergrape]

Saw my first NCAA tourney projection today, with Iowa as a 6 seed.

I'd take it.

 

[KitKatApples]

We know you would

 

[Soda Popinski]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

He won’t be in game shalololololololol

 

[kenos]

He won’t be in game shalololololololol

Fat is a shape

 

[Soda Popinski]

 

[BBK]

I know Ulis has been a lot better, but if we have good Perkins I'd rather have Sandfart starting. Overduplication of skillsets with Ulis, Tony, and Connor

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Nice little prod

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Sandfart is erratic but jfc that last clinching three was as wet as it gets. Dead nuts center on the cylinder at basically a perfect 45 degree angle point of entry.

 

[Billy Butters]

Nice little prod

The failed chestbump/hug/hump with Fran and Gasser was something. The fact that Fran has to appease that retard pisses me off more than it should.

 

[ddevries]

What if Fran likes him?

 

[Mitchandrsn]

Used one of those AI image generators with the prompt for “Patrick McCaffrey and his quest for peace”

 

[KitKatApples]

That's perfect

 

[Wanderer]

Sandfart is erratic but jfc that last clinching three was as wet as it gets. Dead nuts center on the cylinder at basically a perfect 45 degree angle point of entry.

Please take this to the "last-weekend-life-and-times" where it belongs.

 

[Wanderer]

The failed chestbump/hug/hump with Fran and Gasser was something. The fact that Fran has to appease that retard pisses me off more than it should.

It pisses me off about the right amount.

 

[Gushawk]

I sort of lol’d that gasser played a not insignificant role in that entire production.

Iowa: Where even our doctors are great big fat people.

 

[26.2]

I sort of lol’d that gasser played a not insignificant role in that entire production.

Iowa: Where even our doctors are great big fat people.

WHO?

 

[The Dad]

Sandfart is erratic but jfc that last clinching three was as wet as it gets. Dead nuts center on the cylinder at basically a perfect 45 degree angle point of entry.

Nerds talkin sports.

 

[Wanderer]

Any of you have tickets you’re looking to unload for Michigan State game, let me know. PM here.

 

[Grandma]

@douglasbader gets called the FUCK out.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

@douglasbader gets called the FUCK out.

Who?

 

[Herbie2]

@douglasbader gets called the FUCK out.

Fran also said Patrick really helped the team today.

 

[Herbie2]

Who?

Gasser.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Gasser.

Oh. Him I have heard of, he must be relevant.

 

[The Dad]

Fran also said Patrick really helped the team today.

It was certainly a spectacle.

 

[Fletch]

I love it when Patrick is surrounded by three guys and can’t get the ball into shooting position but throws it up anyway like he has Tourettes.

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

@douglasbader gets called the FUCK out.

@haloman

 

[KitKatApples]

I love it when Patrick is surrounded by three guys and can’t get the ball into shooting position but throws it up anyway like he has Tourettes.

Helps the team a lot

 

[Geese]

@douglasbader gets called the FUCK out.

Fran has been guilty of hyperbole in the past

 

[BBK]

It's that time of year again.

BTT Tiebreakers
http://bball.notnothing.net/big10.php?sport=mbb

It's pretty simple. We need to win 1 of our 3 remaining road games (Northwestern, Wisconsin, or Indiana), and we will finish in the top 4 and get a double bye.

Lose all those but hold serve at home, and we are a 5-6 seed with a single bye

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Didn’t change any of the predicted results. I would take this path in a heartbeat.

 

[gohawkeyes811]

It's that time of year again.

BTT Tiebreakers
http://bball.notnothing.net/big10.php?sport=mbb

It's pretty simple. We need to win 1 of our 3 remaining road games (Northwestern, Wisconsin, or Indiana), and we will finish in the top 4 and get a double bye.

Lose all those but hold serve at home, and we are a 5-6 seed with a single bye

The current predictions have your first scenario but Iowa with the 6 seed, no double bye...

 

[BBK]

The current predictions have your first scenario but Iowa with the 6 seed, no double bye...

Again, it's only a double bye if Iowa wins one of those 3 away games

 

[gohawkeyes811]

Again, it's only a double bye if Iowa wins one of those 3 away games

I'm not seeing that. No matter the scenario I pick where Iowa goes 4-2 without changing the results of other games, I get a 5 or 6 seed. What am I missing?

 

[BBK]

I'm not seeing that. No matter the scenario I pick where Iowa goes 4-2 without changing the results of other games, I get a 5 or 6 seed. What am I missing?

Ahh, now I understand. I changed a couple of the results based on how they will more likely go.

They pick the winners based on conference record. Some of those are pretty unlikely to go that way

 

[nolookpass]

HaLo man?

 

[BBK]

Most Brad's are douchebags

 

[KitKatApples]

http://bball.notnothing.net/bracket.php?conf=big10m

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[The Dad]

Most Brad's are douchebags

 

[CleteyColgate]

Since Fran is committed to playing 2 members of his bench among all the players Fran recruited to play at Iowa, these guys need to do more.

 

[6deuce]

Great post, Clit.

 

[Bob Sanders]

Since Fran is committed to playing 2 members of his bench among all the players Fran recruited to play at Iowa, these guys need to do more.

Is this supposed to be a coherent sentence? Taken at face value, you seem be be implying that Fran should play less than two members of his bench which would mean a "rotation" of 5-6 players. That's a bit over the edge, even for you.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Is this supposed to be a coherent sentence? Taken at face value, you seem be be implying that Fran should play less than two members of his bench which would mean a "rotation" of 5-6 players. That's a bit over the edge, even for you.

He's playing 7 now!

 

[Revolver]

Of all the tired acts on Halo, Cletey’s is far and away the most tired and least interesting.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

#ThatsHalo

 

[Lee Beevers]

Of all the tired acts on Halo, Cletey’s is far and away the most tired and least interesting.

Clete has to be special needs.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I have no idea what Clitty’s game is.
Like, literally no clue.

 

[Revolver]

I have no idea what Clitty’s game is.
Like, literally no clue.

It seems to be just criticizing things and letting us know that he is the only one who truly gets it.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

I have no idea what Clitty’s game is.
Like, literally no clue.

It’s the just the Fritz and L Wade (minus the local yokel angle) schtick. Boring as hell but easy to figure out.