2023 Iowa Football offseason thread

CleteyColgate · Jul 17, 2023

snips said:
hmmm. new guy on staff.
paul's nephew

link: new guy keller chryst

"In 2022, Chryst worked exclusively with the quarterbacks, playing a major role in mentoring Graham Mertz to his best season yet as a Badger."

Shawneemicks · Jul 17, 2023

He will fit right the fuck in

hawkeyealum · Jul 17, 2023

That’s one of the most pathetic things I’ve read on a coaches bio

Thanksgiving Dinner · Jul 17, 2023

It's like putting your criminal record on your resume

BBK · Jul 17, 2023

Listing mentoring Mertz as an attribute is like bragging about acquiring crabs

Alan Lomax · Jul 17, 2023

If one goes to Stanford, intending to enter coaching…I don’t know how to feel about all that. It’s potentially the dumbest thing in the universe given the value of a spot at Stanford for a white guy. But maybe they taught him some good decision making shit and he can make coaching better.

BBK · Jul 17, 2023

I'm of the opinion that enrolling at Stanford is never a dumb decision

thrawn · Jul 17, 2023

I think the world will survive one Stanford grad entering his family field instead of tech or finance.

fossilhawk · Jul 17, 2023

Fuck, man.

hawkeyealum · Jul 17, 2023

UnKnOwN_SeRb · Jul 17, 2023

Oh man, that is sad. So young.

Geese · Jul 17, 2023

Has anyone heard from @Bagtigo

RecreationalGynecologist · Jul 17, 2023

The Fuk?

L. Wade Childress · Jul 18, 2023

Much to Coach D’Amato’s dismay, I guess no one was willing to fight or die for that Ince.

Herky823 · Jul 18, 2023

L. Wade Childress said:
Much to Coach D’Amato’s dismay, I guess no one was willing to fight or die for that Ince.

Mr. Hawk · Jul 18, 2023

brantshawks said:
How much better than everyone are we if we use the weight of an average miniature Shetland?

Colleen Sutton: "When I was eleven I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony he gave me for my 10th birthday. Does that excite you?"

Ford Fairlane: "I don't know, I never met your father"

Hawkmi · Jul 18, 2023

"- Speaking of Ragaini, he also mentioned that Spencer Petras is doing well with rehab. Petras is working as a graduate assistant this year, so he's not on the roster. He's considered a player-coach, but don't expect him to suit up. Ragaini said that he could see Petras as a high school head coach one day and they've already made a deal to hire Ragaini as the wide receivers coach."

@BBK

Stu Beagle · Jul 18, 2023

he is literally listed on the official roster, and not as a grad assistant, nice try though

Football

The Official Athletic Site of the Iowa Hawkeyes, partner of WMT Digital. The most comprehensive coverage of Iowa Hawkeyes Football on the web with highlights, scores, game summaries, schedule and rosters.

hawkeyesports.com

Hawkmi · Jul 18, 2023

Stu Beagle said:
he is literally listed on the official roster, and not as a grad assistant, nice try though

Football

The Official Athletic Site of the Iowa Hawkeyes, partner of WMT Digital. The most comprehensive coverage of Iowa Hawkeyes Football on the web with highlights, scores, game summaries, schedule and rosters.

hawkeyesports.com

Greg Obrecht · Jul 18, 2023

Spencer isn’t going to play the his year? Weird, who woulda thunk it…..

CleteyColgate · Jul 18, 2023

Greg Obrecht said:
Spencer isn’t going to play the his year? Weird, who woulda thunk it…..

Everyone but HALO has always known that

Greg Obrecht · Jul 18, 2023

WCFHawkeye · Jul 18, 2023

I have long said he is done playing, but @douglasbader keeps making persistent arguments otherwise, making me reconsider.

Hawkstrat · Jul 18, 2023

Hawkmi said:
"- Speaking of Ragaini, he also mentioned that Spencer Petras is doing well with rehab. Petras is working as a graduate assistant this year, so he's not on the roster. He's considered a player-coach, but don't expect him to suit up. Ragaini said that he could see Petras as a high school head coach one day and they've already made a deal to hire Ragaini as the wide receivers coach."

@BBK

I feel like the writer is mixing in his voice and paraphrasing Rigatoni's without really clarifying.

KitKatApples · Jul 18, 2023

I'll paraphrase your face

L. Wade Childress · Jul 18, 2023

I made your mom walk like she is paraphrased.

brantshawks · Jul 18, 2023

KitKatApples said:
I'll paraphrase your face

BBK · Jul 18, 2023

Hawkmi said:
"- Speaking of Ragaini, he also mentioned that Spencer Petras is doing well with rehab. Petras is working as a graduate assistant this year, so he's not on the roster. He's considered a player-coach, but don't expect him to suit up. Ragaini said that he could see Petras as a high school head coach one day and they've already made a deal to hire Ragaini as the wide receivers coach."

@BBK

Hes still listed on the roster. Nice try tho, dipshit

ivan_drago · Jul 18, 2023

BBK said:
Hes still listed on the roster. Nice try tho, dipshit

This is gonna be “it’s still real to me,” by Labor Day.

BBK · Jul 18, 2023

ivan_drago said:
This is gonna be “it’s still real to me,” by Labor Day.

When he's not listed on the official roster, he will not be on the roster. Until that day comes, he is on the roster.

Hope this helps everyone

Kamala · Jul 18, 2023

BBK said:
When he's not listed on the official roster, he will not be on the roster. Until that day comes, he is on the roster.

Hope this helps everyone

This is too hard for people to understand

Greg Obrecht · Jul 18, 2023

hE’s oN tHE RoStEr

Who cares. The only thing that matters is that he won’t take 1 snap for Iowa during the 2023-2024 season.

Kamala · Jul 18, 2023

Greg Obrecht said:
hE’s oN tHE RoStEr

Who cares. The only thing that matters is that he won’t take 1 snap for Iowa during the 2023-2024 season.

Hopefully, but it’s possible as long as he’s on the team

BngHawk · Jul 18, 2023

He will at least take the victory kneel down in the bowl game.

Greg Obrecht · Jul 18, 2023

BngHawk said:
He will at least take the victory kneel down in the bowl game.

Stu Beagle · Jul 18, 2023

Greg Obrecht said:
hE’s oN tHE RoStEr

Who cares. The only thing that matters is that he won’t take 1 snap for Iowa during the 2023-2024 season.

We know he’s on the roster. Ragaini said he was a GA. He’s not, he’s on scholarship. And evidently won’t play but that’s totally normal for 6th year guys to do

BBK · Jul 18, 2023

Of course he won't play.

Allegedly.

Pedro · Jul 18, 2023

BillyBob · Jul 18, 2023

Spencer Petras is in good standing

CleteyColgate · Jul 18, 2023

Fair and Balanced · Jul 18, 2023

Hawkmi said:
"- Speaking of Ragaini, he also mentioned that Spencer Petras is doing well with rehab. Petras is working as a graduate assistant this year, so he's not on the roster. He's considered a player-coach, but don't expect him to suit up. Ragaini said that he could see Petras as a high school head coach one day and they've already made a deal to hire Ragaini as the wide receivers coach."

@BBK

Aim for the stars, Nico.

Fair and Balanced · Jul 18, 2023

Greg Obrecht said:
hE’s oN tHE RoStEr

Who cares. The only thing that matters is that he won’t take 1 snap for Iowa during the 2023-2024 season.

That and taking a scholarship spot (if that’s happening, I have no idea).

CleteyColgate · Jul 18, 2023

Fair and Balanced said:
That and taking a scholarship spot (if that’s happening, I have no idea).

Petras is taking the 86th scholarship. I'm sure even HALO can figure out that math, but maybe not.

Geese · Jul 18, 2023

Part of me wants cade to get injured on the first drive of the season. Spence slowly sprints into the locker room and comes back dressed and ready to clap.

RecreationalGynecologist · Jul 18, 2023

Odds are that Cade will get hurt at some point in time

Harlan · Jul 18, 2023

Geese said:
Part of me wants cade to get injured on the first drive of the season. Spence slowly sprints into the locker room and comes back dressed and ready to clap.

I will drown you in your own feces.

thrawn · Jul 18, 2023

If he isn’t going to play don’t have him on the fucking roster. This is 100% on the staff refusing to quit him.

Geese · Jul 18, 2023

Harlan said:
I will drown you in your own feces.

Harlan · Jul 18, 2023

Geese said:

KitKatApples · Jul 18, 2023

BngHawk said:
He will at least take the victory kneel down in the bowl game.

I hope he tears his Achilles doing it

***2023 Iowa Football offseason thread***

is a fucking idiot.

Has said plenty of things dumber than this

Subscribes to Playboy for the articles

Member

THE GRINGOOOOO

has listened to a podcast about this thread.

THE GRINGOOOOO

Member

Might Need to GFH

Subscribes to Playboy for the articles

Probably Needs to GFH

LOVES Chris Williams

Too stupid to be real

5 Shirt Larry

Traitorous Cunt / Just a smarter NLP

Might Need to GFH

Has Tiny Onions

Might Need to GFH

Member

is a fucking idiot.

Member

actually likes the XFL

Might Need to GFH

NW Season Ticket Holder (except IA games)

Too stupid to be real

Nebrantska Fan

THE GRINGOOOOO

Fiercely Advocated for Unlimited Transfers

THE GRINGOOOOO

Isn't Sure About Gasser

Member

Isn't Sure About Gasser

Nextdoor Mod

Member

Has Tiny Onions

THE GRINGOOOOO

Athletic Lumberjack

Might Need to GFH

is a fucking idiot.

Mailed a letter to Facebook

Mailed a letter to Facebook

is a fucking idiot.

LOVES Chris Williams

Drinks liquor with a straw

Member

LOVES Chris Williams

Drinks liquor with a straw

NW Season Ticket Holder (except IA games)

2023 Iowa Football offseason thread