***2024-2025 Iowa Men’s Basketball Season Thread***

[Verbal]

He'll have some cringy RUN IT BACK post on his Instagram soon, which one of you, but probably L. Wade, will share with the rest of us.

 

[Billy Butters]

Teams just need to focus on his stellar 36% career 3 point shooting. That will definitely overcome all those numbers.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Is 0.4 percentile low? Seems low

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Oof

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Fatman(me)can jump higher than Fartman.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

First percentile in the vertical actually makes his college stats incredible.

 

[Hawkstrat]

@AZmessDAWG Get in here and drag your nuts over everyone's face

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Not my face, please and thank you.

 

[maxinquaye]

But what is his white dork percentile?

 

[Geese]

Who was it saying he was late 1st rounder?

 

[The Dad]

Impressive shuttle run though. That’s where some grit can shine through.

 

[Fletch]

Who was it saying he was late 1st rounder?

Pretty sure it was Messdawg.

 

[KitKatApples]

Who was it saying he was late 1st rounder?

And yahoo sports

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Holy shit his standing vert was 22?!? Omg.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

All gas no brakes

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

I'm also surprised he's apparently only 6'5 1/4"?

 

[B19Rob]

I'm also surprised he's apparently only 6'5 1/4"?

6'6.25" without shoes

 

[kenos]

I respect fartman's vert. that's over twice mine at that age.

good to have him back next year.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

The Jet Ski is officially on board

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Won't believe it until he's riding on a rhino under the ocean

 

[Hawkmi]

 

[kenos]

a pair of athletic mid-major kids. that's about as well as fran was going to realistically do -- now let's see what he can do with this roster next year.

 

[KitKatApples]

a pair of athletic mid-major kids. that's about as well as fran was going to realistically do -- now let's see what he can do with this roster next year.

And I'll gladly take it. With Fartman back they might be decent

 

[kenos]

And I'll gladly take it. With Fartman back they might be decent

two pgs, a shit ton of wings, and freeman.

they'll score a lot of points. they'll give up a lot of points. fran will get mad a few times.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

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Welcome back

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

I just don't get it. There is zero down side to being in the weight room. The upside being you don't completely embarrass yourself with less athleticism than a girl.

 

[kenos]

I just don't get it. There is zero down side to being in the weight room. The upside being you don't completely embarrass yourself with less athleticism than a girl.

because fran's conditioning brain is stuck in 1980, and because rick barry.

 

[Lee Beevers]

@Jim Tebow can we get a new minutes breakdown!!!

 

[ivan_drago]

Yeah, Alzolay is hurt, too.

 

[Herbie2]

"defending a dunk"

 

[maxinquaye]

"defending a dunk"

Not so easy when you are a vert 1%er

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

"defending a dunk"

lol no shit. I am twice his age and have a better vertical. Wtf is he doing even attempting to defend a dunk.

 

[Jim Tebow]

@Jim Tebow can we get a new minutes breakdown!!!

Im firing up the mainframe and hope to have new numbers tonight

 

[kenos]

Im firing up the mainframe and hope to have new numbers tonight

Make sure you have 40min a night on the shitter for Mulvey

 

[Brad Wesley]

I assume Iowa doesn’t have enough cash to get Coleman Hawkins.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

why do we need a 9th big man?

 

[hawkeyealum]

why do we need a 9th big man?

For messdawg

 

[Debit One]

I assume Iowa doesn’t have enough cash to get Coleman Hawkins.

Iowa might be the only school to which Coleman Hawkins could transfer and increase that team's average melanin level.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I assume Iowa doesn’t have enough cash to get Coleman Hawkins.

Not a chance.

He's also like Perkins where he has enough flaws in his game that I don't care enough to pay him.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Not that it matters, but he already said he's not looking at Big 10 schools, or Missouri.

 

[Hawkstrat]

 

[Squat Cobbler]

 

[Jim Tebow]

Great news for us hok fans tho

 

[Lee Beevers]

Not a chance.

He's also like Perkins where he has enough flaws in his game that I don't care enough to pay him.

I think he might score a million points in one season at Iowa in Frans offense. That would kinda be cool.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

For messdawg

Pussy

 

[HerkyHopeful]

A lineup with Traore, Tadjo, and Dembeli will be a nightmare for Dolphin.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

And before anyone says that lineup wouldn't make any sense, it's Fran.

 

[CleteyColgate]

And before anyone says that lineup wouldn't make any sense, it's Fran.

I thought it was Dolph?

 

[ivan_drago]

He’s gonna pronounce it Traer, Totchos and Dumbells