***2024-2025 Iowa Men’s Basketball Season Thread***

[Revolver]

White chocolate and white Urkel

Meanwhile KF’s WR1 was drunk AF spinning his tires in his front yard. I’ve never been more convinced we are a football school.

 

[kenos]

Save that clip for when Dix drops 20 against another Big Ten team.

 

[KitKatApples]

I'd rather just forget it happened

 

[BBK]

Not Iowa, but did you see Florida has a Canadian coming in next who is fucking 7'9"

 

[Hawk&Balls]

What's that in american

 

[Fletch]

Not Iowa, but did you see Florida has a Canadian coming in next who is fucking 7'9"

Matt Painter is pissed

 

[Bonner]

Not Iowa, but did you see Florida has a Canadian coming in next who is fucking 7'9"

Not quite 7’9” nor Canadian, possibly a man?

China’s 7-Foot-3 Teen Basketballer Goes Viral

Standing taller than any WNBA player ever, Zhang Ziyu has been called a “cheat code” and drawn comparisons to China’s basketball legend Yao Ming.

time.com

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Not quite 7’9” nor Canadian, possibly a man?

China’s 7-Foot-3 Teen Basketballer Goes Viral

Standing taller than any WNBA player ever, Zhang Ziyu has been called a “cheat code” and drawn comparisons to China’s basketball legend Yao Ming.

time.com

I feel like in the women’s game she should be averaging 15 blocks per game.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Not Iowa, but did you see Florida has a Canadian coming in next who is fucking 7'9"

Yes. And he’s not a stiff either.

(have at it mouth breathers)

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

These guys are shaking in their shoes...
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What do you wanna bet those dildos don’t walk out of Carver this year with a win?

 

[KitKatApples]

Yes. And he’s not a stiff either.

(have at it mouth breathers)

I assumed he wasn't dead

 

[brantshawks]

I feel like in the women’s game she should be averaging 15 blocks per game.

At least, I'd think. It'd be like me playing with my 9 year old.

When he was 5.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I assumed he wasn't dead

Good one. Not.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[kenos]

Not Iowa, but did you see Florida has a Canadian coming in next who is fucking 7'9"

his orthopedic surgeon is going to be a rich man

 

[Soda Popinski]

 

[Soda Popinski]

Shit just saw the other thread. Gus!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

At least wade has titos

 

[Soda Popinski]

At least wade has titos

At least you have your mom's basement.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

So does half of halo

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

his orthopedic surgeon is going to be a rich man

He already is.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I don't know who this guy is, but worth clicking through.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I think it's Chris Tadjo

 

[HerkyHopeful]

If he develops a jump shot he'll be really good as a junior for some one

 

[MisterFalcon]

If he develops a jump shot he'll be really good as a junior for some one

 

[Fletch]

If he develops a jump shot he'll be really good as a junior for Kansas.

 

[Hawkstrat]

If his jumper develops, he'll be in the NBA.

Kind of like how Murray wouldn't have gotten poached by an NCAA team, but Garza would have been offered a lot of money.

 

[Lee Beevers]

If his jumper develops, he'll be in the NBA.

Kind of like how Murray wouldn't have gotten poached by an NCAA team, but Garza would have been offered a lot of money.

He seems extremely fappable as a Fran type prospect. So that’s cool.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

You can't poach an F-1 student with NIL money, so at least there's that.

 

[eclone]

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

"Built different."

FUCK YOU

 

[The Dad]

“Blaaa……..thletic.”

 

[eclone]

“Blaaa……..thletic.”

three man weave finishes are the best indicator of basketball performance.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

No video of Sandfart Sr and his 22” vertical?

 

[Soda Popinski]

Leistekow says Freeman has gained 20lbs

 

[hawkeyealum]

No video of Sandfart Sr and his 2.2” vertical?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Leistekow says Freeman has gained 20lbs

 

[Fletch]

Leistekow says Freeman has gained 20lbs

Seems like a lot in 4 months

 

[hawkeyealum]

Maybe he also has a 9 pound cyst

 

[Kamala]

three man weave finishes are the best indicator of basketball performance.

Does not remind me of Patrick McCaffrey

 

[Fletch]

Maybe he also has a 9 pound cyst

If it gets us what it got us last time that happened, I’ll allow it.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Does not remind me of Patrick McCaffrey

The guy jogging in front of the camera does

 

[eclone]

A real "gym rat", I hear. Like a "coach on the court". "Scrappy". "Not Traore"

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Maybe its a little stockholm syndrome, but I dont hate this team

 

[MikeyJoe]

Maybe its a little stockholm syndrome, but I dont hate this team

I think like the majority of Fran era times, they'll be fine.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Maybe its a little stockholm syndrome, but I dont hate this team

Me neither, mostly because it doesn’t include one of his sons

 

[Billy Butters]

Me neither, mostly because it doesn’t include one of his sons

I think we get the Fran back that was slamming chairs and holding players accountable (at least offensively).

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I think we get the Fran back that was slamming chairs and holding players accountable (at least offensively).

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God bless Fran. I wanted to do this exact same thing to him so many times.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Cooper is highly ranked, committed early, and is a legacy, but is clearly not taking anything for granted. He’s been in the weight room.