***2024-2025 Iowa Men’s Basketball Season Thread***

[L. Wade Childress]

Harding has impressed me with his improvement, but he’s still not yet very good.

The Farts are fairly unpredictable. Sometimes explosive, sometimes just a smelly mess.

Freeman looks pretty much the same except fatter. It seems possible that he is raising a couple children out of wedlock in a trailer.

this team badly needs the transfers to get healthy and be on the court as much as possible.

Much like your mom, we need aggressive Dix to do anything of note.

 

[douglasbader]

How is it possible no one know has poasted even a rumour of Cooper Koch's "condition" that apparently has him in the hospital? Is it some embarrassing thing? Mega herpes? GRIDS? Explosive incontinence? How does riley mulva mention this on live TV and somehow no Poaster here has the inside info? Your sources are ALL SHIT and u are all FULL OF SHIT for not knowing.

Some of us know, but it's a young guys personal health that extends beyond Basketball, so you don't need to know Jim.

 

[Lee Beevers]

I would like to declare now that I don’t know what the issue is w/ Koch and that @AZmessDAWG ‘s thirst for Dix is unseemly

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I would like to declare now that I don’t know what the issue is w/ Koch and that @AZmessDAWG ‘s thirst for Dix is unseemly

I also love Dix, he just has to find a way to be up for longer stretches of the game.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

you'll take dix in quick spurts and you'll enjoy it

 

[maxinquaye]

I also love Dix, he just has to find a way to be up for longer stretches of the game.

 

[Kamala]

We’re ahead so it would be unfair to keep counting games. I declare Iowa to be Big Ten Champions

 

[KitKatApples]

Josh Dix's last name can also mean penus

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I would like to declare now that I don’t know what the issue is w/ Koch and that @AZmessDAWG ‘s thirst for Dix is unseemly

You’re approaching HnB levels of hilarity.

Actually, no. HnB lands one on occasion.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

you're GD right

 

[Lee Beevers]

You’re approaching HnB levels of hilarity.

Actually, no. HnB lands one on occasion.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Stop the count!

 

[Wanderer]

Josh Dix's last name can also mean penus

*Penii

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Lil Scamp]

Josh Dix’s first name can also mean tease

 

[Lil Scamp]

tease penus

 

[Stu Beagle]

The announcer last night actually said at one point “Dix, looking to go inside and finish”

 

[Pinehawk]

Bunch of middle aged guys around here, and the basketball page is largely reduced to dick and fart jokes at this point.

 

[KitKatApples]

First chance we get we'll do it in the football thread too

 

[Lil Scamp]

The announcer last night actually said at one point “Dix, looking to go inside and finish”

And Northwestern had the ball! AHHAHHAHA

 

[26.2]

Bunch of middle aged guys around here, and the basketball page is largely reduced to dick and fart jokes at this point.

You mean I'm not the only one who doesn't chuckle when SandFART is dropped around here?

 

[KitKatApples]

Yes

 

[douglasbader]

All hail Fartman!!

 

[Jim Tebow]

You mean I'm not the only one who doesn't chuckle when SandFART is dropped around here?

What ethnicity is that anyway? Weird neither of them has changed it yet.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

You mean I'm not the only one who doesn't chuckle when SandFART is dropped around here?

It’s fucking stupid.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Petras / Peaches is fucking dumb too.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

OK, Lollipop Kid.

 

[Lee Beevers]

OK, Lollipop Kid.

I don’t know what that means!! If I should be pissed please let me know.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I don’t know what that means!! If I should be pissed please let me know.

Ever seen Wizard of Oz, you dipshit?

 

[Lee Beevers]

Ever seen Wizard of Oz, you dipshit?

I don’t actually think so. Not in a whole sitting at least unless it happened before I can remember. Michael Jordan Come fly with me was my video of choice as a toddler I’ve been told. Sports bro. No time for any of that faggot shit.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I don’t know what that means!! If I should be pissed please let me know.

You should always be pissed, beev.

 

[Bovert]

Petras / Peaches is fucking dumb too.

Who hurt you, AZmessDAWWWWG?

 

[Lil Scamp]

OK, Lollipop Kid.

Its Lollipop Guild. Watch it again

 

[Herbie2]

Ever seen Wizard of Oz, you dipshit?

No.

 

[Kamala]

Ever seen Wizard of Oz, you dipshit?

The Wizard of Oz does not contain any person or persons referred to as “Lollipop Kid”.

 

[Kamala]

Scooped. Damn it

 

[snips]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Its Lollipop Guild. Watch it again

Fuck you.

 

[KitKatApples]

I mean you can find clips if you don't want to watch the whole thing

 

[Lil Scamp]

Fuck you.

No you have to do it

 

[HerkyHopeful]

All hail Fartman!!

My kid calls the fartmen almost exclusively fart sr and fart jr these days.

 

[KitKatApples]

That’s a good kid

 

[douglasbader]

FARTMAN THE BROWN!!

 

[TurdBurgler]

We play Michigan today at 1. Any news on injuries? Does anyone even give a fuck?

 

[TurdBurgler]

Iowa is -9.5
84-75 predicted outcome

 

[Kamala]

We play Michigan today at 1. Any news on injuries? Does anyone even give a fuck?

I would like us to win

 

[JD720]

Traore out, hopefully back next week.

Koch also out. A medical redshirt is becoming more likely for him.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Hopefully, we rock out with our Koch out.

 

[Revolver]

These jerseys are so hideous.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Did not realize Golden was at Michigan