***2024 NFL Hawkeyes***

[StinkyMcFadden]

Calling it "technique" is probably my favorite thing.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Are you guys interested in a chalk talk? Let's get together before the season and I can go over a few of these things for you guys. It will be fun. I promise I'll wear my bike shorts

Yes! Maybe a weekly zoom.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

I could be wrong but I think Zero Tech is the community college nolook flunked out of.

 

[nolookpass]

I could be wrong but I think Zero Tech is the community college nolook flunked out of.

Somdwith

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Somdwith

This is the winner you’ve been searching for all these years. Cling to it.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I was tech challenge II, tech challenge 3, and air tech huarache.

 

[champion_thedrinker]

 

[Monster]

Yes! Maybe a weekly zoom.

Good idea. If it was in person we'd need to wear masks.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Good idea. If it was in person we'd need to wear masks.

If Stinky joins our zoom I’ll wear a mask anyway.

 

[ChipHilton]

Good idea. If it was in person we'd need to wear masks.

With lots of MRNA?

 

[turtley78]

I was a 1 tech in hs.

You ever slide out to a 2i??

 

[Monster]

You ever slide out to a 2i??

Sometimes. It was great.

 

[Verbal]

Reading the last couple pages is the first time I can ever recall seeing the phrase zero tech. All things being equal, I’d like to forget it.

 

[Monster]

Reading the last couple pages is the first time I can ever recall seeing the phrase zero tech. All things being equal, I’d like to forget it.

If we ever meet I can make that happen.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Are you guys interested in a chalk talk? Let's get together before the season and I can go over a few of these things for you guys. It will be fun. I promise I'll wear my bike shorts

 

[SteadyEddy]

Reading the last couple pages is the first time I can ever recall seeing the phrase zero tech. All things being equal, I’d like to forget it.

While I think it comes across as a bit try hard, the term has been used (mostly in coaching and by monster) since like the 60’s.

It ain’t anything new or buzzwordy.

 

[Monster]

Sorry I caused an uproar by using a super complex football term.

 

[KitKatApples]

Hope you learned your lesson

 

[Monster]

Hope you learned your lesson

 

[Alan Lomax]

While I think it comes across as a bit try hard, the term has been used (mostly in coaching and by monster) since like the 60’s.

It ain’t anything new or buzzwordy.

Yeah, but is it try-hardy?

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Anyways, I hope that Yeehaw or whatever his name is, really excels at giant fat blob in the middle.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Anyways, I hope that Yeehaw or whatever his name is, really excels at giant fat blob in the middle.

Blob technique

 

[claykenny]

Is there a problem with using actual football verbiage to describe football?

 

[douglasbader]

Is there a problem with using actual football verbiage to describe football?

Yes, it makes you sound like a fucking cocksucker.

 

[claykenny]

Yes, it makes you sound like a fucking cocksucker.

People who talk about cinematography and other filmmaking concepts when discussing movies (not “films” because that makes you sound like a try hard) also fit that category, right?

 

[douglasbader]

People who talk about cinematography and other filmmaking concepts when discussing movies (not “films” because that makes you sound like a try hard) also fit that category, right?

Nope, denied.

 

[Monster]

People who talk about cinematography and other filmmaking concepts when discussing movies (not “films” because that makes you sound like a try hard) also fit that category, right?

Correct.

Anything that only a few people have an expertise in, particularly when it's a topic people THINK they know a lot. Using terminology to that topic makes people feel inadequate, so they lash out. Similar to a guard who closes down his splits to combo the DT and LB. Just lashing out.

 

[Gushawk]

I assume the Tony Ricearoni criticisms remain fair game?

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Maybe they can be both perfectly correct and a cocksucker?

 

[Monster]

I assume the Tony Ricearoni criticisms remain fair game?

Sure, only because that dipshit puts that stuff on social media knowing that no one understands it. But make no mistake he understands football in a way very few people do. Just because he worked with Petras doesn't mean he sucks at coaching. He's coached some really good quarterbacks. And continues to get hired, so that just shows that people value what he knows.

 

[douglasbader]

Here is the thing, I realize when I talk about movies (Film!!) and the way that I do that it is insufferable. I don't care, but I also don't deny that it is insufferable.

The football techno talk is the same way. Just admit it's annoying. It's fine!

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Halo’s A-list poster room is really weak.

 

[Gushawk]

Sure, only because that dipshit puts that stuff on social media knowing that no one understands it. But make no mistake he understands football in a way very few people do. Just because he worked with Petras doesn't mean he sucks at coaching. He's coached some really good quarterbacks. And continues to get hired, so that just shows that people value what he knows.

outside of Kenny Pickett I don’t think he has a ton of college or NFL standouts

my personal view is that he probably makes it too complicated for most QBs. The vast majority of good QB traits (arm talent, processing, footwork) are inborn. The Petras/Lainez type turds can’t really be polished, and it’s cringy to sell them and those like them a line of bullshit that they can be for money. And that’s really what all that feathered dovetail garbage is. IMO, of course.

 

[Monster]

outside of Kenny Pickett I don’t think he has a ton of college or NFL standouts

my personal view is that he probably makes it too complicated for most QBs. The vast majority of good QB traits (arm talent, processing, footwork) are inborn. The Petras/Lainez type turds can’t really be polished, and it’s cringy to sell them and those like them a line of bullshit that they can be for money. And that’s really what all that feathered dovetail garbage is. IMO, of course.

You think that due to the reasons above. It's more comforting to believe that vs the alternative.

 

[Thrawn II]

I think Tony saw a big beautiful field stretching arm and heard dangling California clangers to go along.

 

[Gushawk]

Playas fuck up too

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Nose guard, defensive tackle, defensive end.

That’s it.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Nose guard, defensive tackle, defensive end.

That’s it.

Correct (although nose tackle is an acceptable alternative).

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Here is the thing, I realize when I talk that it is insufferable.

 

[cloudhawk]

There's a 3 technique in there somewhere

 

[Monster]

Correct (although nose tackle is an acceptable alternative).

Just nose.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

There's a 3 technique in there somewhere

This is the first time I’ve seen someone refer to a hamster as a 3 technique.

 

[douglasbader]

You cure diabetes with your essential oils, chiro boy? Or do you need to double tape those ankles to really get to it?

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

You cure diabetes with your essential oils, chiro boy? Or do you need to double tape those ankles to really get to it?

This is really sloppy, even for you.

 

[douglasbader]

This is really sloppy, even for you.

Sort of like your cure for diabetes.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Sort of like your cure for diabetes.

I don’t recall using the word cure.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Sure, only because that dipshit puts that stuff on social media knowing that no one understands it. But make no mistake he understands football in a way very few people do. Just because he worked with Petras doesn't mean he sucks at coaching. He's coached some really good quarterbacks. And continues to get hired, so that just shows that people value what he knows.

Dude he fucking sucks and pulls that overly complicated garbage to appeal to other try hards that want to look down on the “average fan” (because they are way above that and exceptional) as a marketing ploy.

He’s a huge fraud and the only reason he continues to get hired is because people fall for his scam.

He’s no different that the “investment advisers” that get people to subscribe to their shitty newsletters because they are impressed with his “ability” to read the Q^2 diagonal post flop incubate trends on a chart! and want to get in on it to sound smart to their friends and differentiate themselves from the “casual investors”.

 

[Monster]

Dude he fucking sucks and pulls that overly complicated garbage to appeal to other try hards that want to look down on the “average fan” (because they are way above that and exceptional) as a marketing ploy.

He’s a huge fraud and the only reason he continues to get hired is because people fall for his scam.

He’s no different that the “investment advisers” that get people to subscribe to their shitty newsletters because they are impressed with his “ability” to read the Q^2 diagonal post flop incubate trends on a chart! and want to get in on it to sound smart to their friends and differentiate themselves from the “casual investors”.

Your first paragraph you're saying what I said. They rest of it is just wrong. Dunning Kruger, bro.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Dude he fucking sucks and pulls that overly complicated garbage to appeal to other try hards that want to look down on the “average fan” (because they are way above that and exceptional) as a marketing ploy.

He’s a huge fraud and the only reason he continues to get hired is because people fall for his scam.

He’s no different that the “investment advisers” that get people to subscribe to their shitty newsletters because they are impressed with his “ability” to read the Q^2 diagonal post flop incubate trends on a chart! and want to get in on it to sound smart to their friends and differentiate themselves from the “casual investors”.

 

[Stomper15]

YUGE season coming