**2025-2026 Iowa Basketball Season Thread**

[Fletch]

Cringe worthy at the end. They’re not warriors. I mean if that was Zelensky and he was calling Putin a good dude, that would be a story.

 

[BBK]

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Tickets hit the inbox today. Can't wait boyz

 

[BBK]

Tickets hit the inbox today. Can't wait boyz

I've always thought it would be fun to live like 6-7 months in Iowa City to go to every football, basketball, and wrestling event.

Just to do it for one year because I never had a chance to

 

[BBK]

Anyone got a room or basement to rent for next year in the area? Just make sure the lock works on the door

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Wbb too?

 

[hawkeyealum]

Do you think you could sweet talk college girls into doing the things you like?

namely eating your butthole

 

[BBK]

Do you think you could sweet talk college girls into doing the things you like?

namely eating your butthole

I doubt it. Different worlds

 

[Fletch]

I doubt it. Different worlds

Well not with that attitude

 

[KitKatApples]

I doubt it. Different worlds

Great Cosby spin off

 

[Fletch]

Great Cosby spin off

I never knew it had a long title.

 

[KitKatApples]

That’s because you’re stupid

 

[Fletch]

That’s because you’re stupid

 

[BBK]

Can we get a minutes breakdown @Jim Tebow @FrodoTBaggin

 

[Kamala]

Can we get a minutes breakdown @Jim Tebow @FrodoTBaggin

They will both have zero minutes

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

They will both have zero minutes

Not sure how you know that.

 

[Jim Tebow]

Im warming up the mainframe. Will report back soon!

 

[rodg12]

Im warming up the mainframe. Will report back soon!

Get the punch cards ready

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Super secret scrimmage against Texas Tech this afternoon. I’ll wait for L Wade’s thoughtful, reasonable analysis before deciding how pissed to get.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Super secret scrimmage against Texas Tech this afternoon. I’ll wait for L Wade’s thoughtful, reasonable analysis before deciding how pissed to get.

Don’t kill yourself, PLZ

 

[maxinquaye]

Just started at 2pm, anybody got a score update?!?!??

 

[Hawk&Balls]

0-0

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I heard McCollum sent in his son for the jump ball.

 

[gohawkeyes811]

They actually just cancelled it when they saw how many black guys TTU had.

 

[KitKatApples]

I heard McCollum sent in his son for the jump ball.

RAS-CAL

 

[Fletch]

They actually just cancelled it when they saw how many black guys TTU had.

@The Dad was in attendance behind the TTU bench fapping feverishly.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

@The Dad was in attendance behind the TTU bench fapping feverishly.

Is that the soft serve TTU was promised?

 

[gohawkeyes811]

Is that the soft serve TTU was promised?

 

[The Dad]

@The Dad was in attendance behind the TTU bench fapping feverishly.

 

[Geese]

I heard McCollum sent in his son for the jump ball.

Well did he get the tip?

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Well did he get the tip?

Just to see how it feels.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Someone on hawkeyereport just walked in and sat down. Evidently Iowa shot horribly, down 74-62 with 4 minutes to play.

 

[Mysterio]

within 12 with 4 to play is progress in my book. last years team would have lost by 30

 

[Gushawk]

That’s a good team. Not gonna beat them shooting poorly

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Sounds like 83-73 final. Knowing nothing about the game other than not shooting well from 3, that seems pretty respectable. Hard to be overly concerned about shooting with this team IMO.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Heard we looked really physical. Encouraging.

 

[Kamala]

That’s a good team. Not gonna beat them shooting poorly

If you’re gonna have a team full of exciting whites, at least being able to shoot isn’t super important

 

[BngHawk]

Heard we looked really physical. Encouraging.

They got meat on them bones.

 

[douglasbader]

I heard at halftime they had a good ol' fashioned suck-off and @26.2 and @coff were coaching the boyz through it.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Who?

 

[KitKatApples]

Savanna bananas