**2025-2026 Iowa Basketball Season Thread**

[shoot-the-three]

People get stuff embarrassingly wrong all the time. When you find yourself in that situation, the best strategy is to shut up.

Or double down.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Early in this thread.


Just a few.

none of those are wrong dude.

 

[Shawneemicks]

 

[gohawkeyes811]

LOL. He's still going

 

[Revolver]

 

[gohawkeyes811]

If ever there was a ban worthy amount of stupidity, here it is. Hawks just went to the elite 8 and we are all dealing with this.

 

[BillyBob]

L Tard still wants D Tard as Iowa coach.
Like, right now, at this moment, that’s who he thinks should be the rightful coach.

 

[gohawkeyes811]

L Tard still wants D Tard as Iowa coach.
Like, right now, at this moment, that’s who he thinks should be the rightful coach.

It's truly unbelievable.

 

[Shawneemicks]

As far as I’m concerned anyone could say anything about anything and it could never be dumber or more ban worthy than LWade & Nolook say almost daily

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

This is worse than cletey.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

An amazing accomplishment

 

[Revolver]

none of those are wrong dude.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

If you guys want to have fun, go to the Indy board and listen to them want to FIRE DeVries immediately.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

nope. Hope he proves me wrong.

if he’s fired in 2030 because he couldn’t replace Stirtz, will you kill yourself? I can wait four years.

You’re an embarassment. Good god you’re a fucking douche.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I haven’t even said anything controversial. You guys are just huge bitches.

Nah man. You’re the bitch. By a long shot. Go fuck yourself.

 

[CamelTones]

I really don’t understand why Indiana was in such a hurry to hire D Rock. Also his middle name is Dale.

Indiana could have had Cignetti and McCollum.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

If you guys want to have fun, go to the Indy board and listen to them want to FIRE DeVries immediately.

That is on my to-do list - just haven’t made it there yet. Feel free to share a link.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

It’s so obvious that the retarded Waukee cum-de-sac are butt hurt that Peyton was better than their little Bryston that had to play JV. It wasn’t fair.

 

[Trey Kohn]

It’s so obvious that the retarded Waukee cum-de-sac are butt hurt that Peyton was better than their little Bryston that had to play JV. It wasn’t fair.

Jesus. I think you can let this go? Figure out some new material. Anyways, great season for your Hawks. It was awesome to see people excited again and I think good things are ahead.

 

[Revolver]

Jesus. I think you can let this go? Figure out some new material. Anyways, great season for your Hawks. It was awesome to see people excited again and I think good things are ahead.

The problem is that he didn’t let it go all season and was still being insufferable a little over a week ago about it. He said the people of Waukee do not miss McCollum the week of the first round of the tournament.

 

[Trey Kohn]

The problem is that he didn’t let it go all season and was still being insufferable a little over a week ago about it. He said the people of Waukee do not miss McCollum the week of the first round of the tournament.

I guess don’t pay attention to that stuff. Hurtful comment rescinded.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Jesus. I think you can let this go? Figure out some new material. Anyways, great season for your Hawks. It was awesome to see people excited again and I think good things are ahead.

Shut the fuck up.

 

[BBK]

DaDawg is getting rabid

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Me: “I like the hire but I’m just worried he will put his son on the roster and play him. He’s a D3 prospect.”

(BMC puts him on the roster and plays him until he wrecke his moped)

Halo: “Wade is retarded!”

 

[Karl Hungus]

Nolook thinks this is embarrassing

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Oh yeah it was also just a crazy retarded prediction that he would offer Jirak as well. Just being a retarded retard.

 

[TurdBurgler]

Had to say d3 because our d2 PG is about to go to the NBA. He didn't play. Wtf are u talking about.

 

[BBK]

Don't give an inch, LWade!!!

 

[maxinquaye]

In think its time for my second blocked poster jesus.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

If you guys want to have fun, go to the Indy board and listen to them want to FIRE DeVries immediately.

Links, please. Everytime I google another school message boards, I end up with a half-dozen forums with 90% paywalled, and don't want to waste my time checking out dead ends.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Had to say d3 because our d2 PG is about to go to the NBA. He didn't play. Wtf are u talking about.

I say d3 because he’s a 6-1 SG who can’t shoot that well

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

The problem is that he didn’t let it go all season and was still being insufferable a little over a week ago about it. He said the people of Waukee do not miss McCollum the week of the first round of the tournament.

 

[BBK]

Loved and defended "DRock" until the bitter end.

It's like he has had him inside him or something

 

[Lee Beevers]

I say d3 because he’s a 6-1 SG who can’t shoot that well

Ben’s kid doesn’t play a minute. Wade: he was totally going to play!!!

This is stunningly retarded even for you. Yea Bennet was probably only going to play 30 minutes so Buttfuck McCollum could ball out!

 

[BillyBob]

L tard scams sweet lil ol grandmas out of their money, just like D Tard scammed indianas administration out of money

two retarded peas in a retarded pod

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Ben’s kid doesn’t play a minute. Wade: he was totally going to play!!!

This is stunningly retarded even for you. Yea Bennet was probably only going to play 30 minutes so Buttfuck McCollum could ball out!

I have no idea if he was going to play him this year. He was playing him in the preseason stuff. And when he asked who was standing out, he mentioned him by name. And I guarantee he plays him down the road.

You dumbasses seem to be unable to separate enjoying the surprise success of the season from the other shit.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

If he plays him it’ll be bc he deserves it.

 

[Revolver]

I have no idea if he was going to play him this year. He was playing him in the preseason stuff. And when he asked who was standing out, he mentioned him by name. And I guarantee he plays him down the road.

You dumbasses seem to be unable to separate enjoying the surprise success of the season from the other shit.

You bitched about it all off-season and as recently as like 10 days ago were saying a bunch of dipshit WNW people don’t miss him. His kid didn’t play a second in any regular season game this year.

You said anyone who preferred McCollum to Devries was “retarded”. Devries had an embarrassing first season where they rejected an invite to the NIT. They were one of the few teams Iowa beat the fuck out of in Big Ten play.

You said we were going to suck but were still excited. We had the most successful run in nearly 40 years. And even if we had been eliminated by Clemson, your comment would have been wrong.

McCollum is a better coach and better fit than Devries. That much is abundantly clear. I am truly sorry that he and his son hurt you and so many other upstanding WNW parents. It must have been really hard for you and all the other parents who were wronged to watch everyone from Charles Barkley to Dan Patrick to Rich Eisen sucking Coach McCollum off for being a genius over the last week and a half during Iowa’s best run of my life.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Hoiberg played his son too. Just because Fran had an irrational belief in the skillset of his faggot offspring doesn't mean everyone does.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

You bitched about it all off-season and as recently as like 10 days ago were saying a bunch of dipshit WNW people don’t miss him. His kid didn’t play a second in any regular season game this year.

You said anyone who preferred McCollum to Devries was “retarded”. Devries had an embarrassing first season where they rejected an invite to the NIT. They were one of the few teams Iowa beat the fuck out of in Big Ten play.

You said we were going to suck but were still excited. We had the most successful run in nearly 40 years. And even if we had been eliminated by Clemson, your comment would have been wrong.

McCollum is a better coach and better fit than Devries. That much is abundantly clear. I am truly sorry that he and his son hurt you and so many other upstanding WNW parents. It must have been really hard for you and all the other parents who were wronged to watch everyone from Charles Barkley to Dan Patrick to Rich Eisen sucking Coach McCollum off for being a genius over the last week and a half during Iowa’s best run of my life.

he didn’t play because he got hurt twice you fucking idiot.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Hoiberg played his son too. Just because Fran had an irrational belief in the skillset of his faggot offspring doesn't mean everyone does.

yeah and doing so cost fred a better season. He sucks.

 

[Lee Beevers]

I have no idea if he was going to play him this year. He was playing him in the preseason stuff. And when he asked who was standing out, he mentioned him by name. And I guarantee he plays him down the road.

You dumbasses seem to be unable to separate enjoying the surprise success of the season from the other shit.

he didn’t play because he got hurt twice you fucking idiot.

 

[Revolver]

I have no idea if he was going to play him this year.

he didn’t play because he got hurt twice you fucking idiot.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Just epically retarded.

 

[BBK]

The guy is so beholden to giving the appearance of an enlightened contrarian, that he's bitching after an Elite 8 appearance.

It's amazing.

I wonder if he complains about blowjobs too

 

[Revolver]

yeah and doing so cost fred a better season. He sucks.

Or our coaching staff had a brilliant scout and got him to play right into their hand all night rendering him ineffective when he had been great of late.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

just because i am right a lot doesn’t mean I can actually predict the future

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Me: “I like the hire but I’m just worried he will put his son on the roster and play him. He’s a D3 prospect.”

(BMC puts him on the roster and plays him until he wrecke his moped)

Halo: “Wade is retarded!”

 

[Hawk&Balls]

The guy is so beholden to giving the appearance of an enlightened contrarian, that he's bitching after an Elite 8 appearance.

It's amazing.

I wonder if he complains about blowjobs too

Only when they get it in his hair

 

[Billy Butters]

yeah and doing so cost fred a better season. He sucks.

LOL, honorable mention all conference and on the all defensive team. Hoidberg was the most important player on their team.