**2025 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[Dr. Zaius]

Hecklinski looks like he is 5’6” in that picture

 

[Mysterio]

nerds

 

[BngHawk]

They’ve got all the swagger of a small town Iowa church youth group. Look out, world.

 

[Gushawk]

Heclinski seems to have a little bit of Stetson Bennet in him. Brown seems to have a lot os Spencer Petrus

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I don’t want Hank Brown anywhere near a meaningful snap from this point on.

This might be the wrongest about something you've been wrong about. But unlike @Mr. Hawk, you can admit it

 

[cloudhawk]

Heclinski seems to have a little bit of Stetson Bennet in him. Brown seems to have a lot os Spencer Petrus

Oh gus...

 

[Stomper15]

Not hard to understand why we've had nearly a decade long QB issue.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

 

[Pedro]

 

[BngHawk]

All 6 penuses combined probably create the length of an average human penus.

 

[CleteyColgate]

I don’t want Hank Brown anywhere near a meaningful snap from this point on.

That means he's probably going to be All Big 10

 

[Gushawk]

Like your boy Spence?

 

[Thrawn II]

Like your boy Spence?

Ol Spence also has a big beautiful field stretching arm, and it sounds like he may have dangling California clangers to go along with it. Sounds like painfully shy he ain’t.

 

[Nobody]

Spoiler

At them, not you, Stomper

 

[AZmessDAWG]

 

[ABeardedDragon]

"Shut up and play!"
"I dont watch sports for politics!"

Think that is how this is supposed to work.

 

[Gushawk]

I was very wrong about that and have learned from my mistake.

 

[eclone]

 

[douglasbader]

Oh great, a cult has been given full access the the QB ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gushawk]

Was the outcome of the J-Man’s big win really ever in doubt? Seems a somewhat weird and corny message to me, but we’re a weird and corny people I suppose.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Mark is still not in the top 5 for most annoying QBs since Stanley

 

[douglasbader]

Ahhh, this all makes sense now. It's the FCA pushing this on all the athletes.

I wonder if they still tell female basketball players that they should just "get over what happened, don't go to the police, forgive and pray with" their rapist like the FCA rep Jim did when PP raped that Iowa women's player.

Such wonderful leadership.

 

[BBK]

I would be wearing this

 

[neshawk]

I think Mohammed could do a better job inspiring our QB's based on their productivity so far.

 

[CamelTones]

It’s common knowledge that the entire team says a prayer before each game right?

 

[douglasbader]

It’s common knowledge that the entire team says a prayer before each game right?

That's normal, who cares about that.

 

[CamelTones]

That's normal, who cares about that.

Why do we care about these shirts? It’s a shirt.

 

[BillyBob]

cracka ass crackas

 

[brantshawks]

Maybe it is for hey-zeus and it means fuck ICE?

 

[BillyBob]

just when I thought Iowa football couldn’t get any whiter

 

[gohawkeyes811]

Sometimes I forget when watching the games that the players are 18-22 year old dipshits for the most part. Then I see a picture like this, and remember.

 

[gohawkeyes811]

Btw, believe whatever you want. Fine. But at least beat Iowa State before you toss those shirts on.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Jesus died so you could lose to Iowa State two years in a row and not be stoned to death.

 

[douglasbader]

Why do we care about these shirts? It’s a shirt grift.

 

[The Dad]

I would be wearing this
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Baker Mayfield wore this.

 

[BillyBob]

I think I can now see why the blacks had to file a lawsuit

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

I think Mohammed could do a better job inspiring our QB's based on their productivity so far.

Brendan Sullivan played like he was inspired by Mohammed

 

[Herbie2]

Brendan Sullivan played like he was inspired by Mohammed

Because he was throwing bombs?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Cause he kept getting blowed up

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

He treated his body like a suicide mission.

 

[KitKatApples]

Baker Mayfield wore this.

So it is gay

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

Because he was throwing bombs?

Moreso because he martyred himself at UCLA

 

[ivan_drago]

Sullivan was basically Leroy Jenkins

 

[HawkeyeJonesEsq]

Don’t forget the Hawkeye hat so you can wear it in the airport and give a “Go Hawks” if you see another fellow Iowa fan.

It got a little annoying on my Minneapolis to Newark flight going to the Rutgers game. Yes, I normally wear an Iowa sweatshirt when I fly... but this flight was 70% people going to the game including the cheerleading team. I don't need a Go Hawks from everyone passing by me.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

It was kind of cool getting a Go Hawks on the top of a swiss mountain

 

[Gushawk]

How did you get up there?

 

[Debit One]

It was kind of cool getting a Go Hawks on the top of a swiss mountain

A go hawks on top of a swiss mountain sounds like an Urban Dictionary term for a tranny dumping on you.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

How did you get up there?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

A go hawks on top of a swiss mountain sounds like an Urban Dictionary term for a tranny dumping on you.

@BBK?

 

[26.2]

It was kind of cool getting a Go Hawks on the top of a swiss mountain

What year did you graduate from the University of Iowa?