**2025 Iowa Offseason & Coaching Search Thread***

[The Dad]

@The Dad
Unsatisfied with 80 inches and girth

As Stang mentioned, it’s poor genetics. Like the dumpy Trump boys.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Give him a year of improved nutrition and what appears to be an actual strength/conditioning program and revisit this

 

[cloudhawk]

a true post with wide hips and a big ass isn't necessarily a bad thing

 

[douglasbader]

 

[Talkin' Goat]

That was actually pretty cool. He’s gotta be getting tired of that though. Time to put it to bed.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

That was actually pretty cool. He’s gotta be getting tired of that though. Time to put it to bed.

Gary Dolphin:

 

[IowaWigman]

What was his vertical?

 

[The Dad]

What was his vertical?

 

[6deuce]

Those numbers are...

 

[Machalloffamer]

As Stang mentioned, it’s poor genetics. Like the dumpy Trump boys.

Get real, there more skinny than dumpy. No TDS here plz

 

[KitKatApples]

Odd amount of newbs lately

 

[Gushawk]

Odd amount of newbs lately

“There” everywhere!

 

[Hawkmi]

Odd amount of newbs lately

Probably rivals Xpats. Or maybe just hopeless faggots.

 

[KitKatApples]

Probably rivals Xpats. Or maybe just hopeless faggots.

They'll fit right in

 

[26.2]

Odd amount of newbs lately

This wouldn't have happened if I was allowed to keep my mod status!!!!

 

[KitKatApples]

Thanks Obama

 

[Rolo Tomassi]

Get real, there more skinny than dumpy. No TDS here plz

Actually, they're not even skinny. They are of average girth for their height and age. You apparently haven't been on this board long enough to notice that TDS runs rampant here.

 

[brantshawks]

Actually, they're not even skinny. They are of average girth for their height and age. You apparently haven't been on this board long enough to notice that TDS runs rampant here.

So does your moral decay.

I should be your power of attorney at this point.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

So does your moral decay.

I should be your power of attorney at this point.

 

[fuisu98]

Rolo loves their girth. Thinks about it frequently

 

[brantshawks]

For the record, I don't want to beat off rolo.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

For the record, I don't want to beat off rolo.

take one for the team, sir.

 

[brantshawks]

take one for the team, sir.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[cloudhawk]

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Lulz

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Continues to nail all the PR stuff and consistently be visible and put the time in.

 

[Creed]

I would be absolutely shocked if he doesn’t wildly impress us as the leader of the program. Winters in Iowa suck more dick than Brant and coff (who?) combined. When the basketball team is good, it makes it much more bearable.

I’m almost more excited to see what he’s got up his sleeve and watching his team play than watching the football team kickoff the season. That’s not fully true, but I could see this season being a major turning point for the program.

 

[Pinehawk]

He’s recently been at a football practice, and he was at the Iowa soccer game last night with his family. He’s making those connections with the other Hawkeye teams, fans and coaches. I love it.

 

[snips]

absolutely the best hire we could have made

 

[Fletch]

I know BD Beth religiously reads this board, and I am glad @BBK and I were able to convince her to hire McCollum when most of you homosexuals wanted DeVries.

 

[Gushawk]

Actually, they're not even skinny. They are of average girth for their height and age. You apparently haven't been on this board long enough to notice that TDS runs rampant here.

they are all pear shaped dump trucks, with the eldest being a morbidly obese pear shaped dump truck with no discernible muscle mass. you have very strange masculine heroes.

 

[Fletch]

He’s not getting anywhere near the court. McCollum is not an idiot and there’s zero chance that he is unaware of the last 17 years.

Goddamnit

 

[Shawneemicks]

I swear I don’t wanna have to go to folded arms before the season starts

 

[Stomper15]

 

[BBK]

 

[Hawkstrat]

I know it doesn't matter much at the moment, but is this the current starting 5?

PG Stirtz
SG Howard
SF Banks
PF Koch
C Manyawu

Congrats.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Find someone who loves you like @L. Wade Childress loves the Sandforts.

still love those Sandforts

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[HerkyHopeful]

still love those Sandforts

I hope fart jr gets his marfan looking chest caved in

 

[BVHawk95]

ropes

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Glazed donuts for breakfast

 

[BngHawk]

This thread is excellent to read now. Thanks be to Beth.

 

[BillyBob]

Let’s all just thank Allah that big dick Beth made the bold and correct call, despite L Tard’s bizarre parasocial relationship with the fraud known as D Rock

 

[Uff Da]

If Iowa get's rid of Fran, it might go back to like it was with the Criminal. be careful what you wish for.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

If Iowa get's rid of Fran, it might go back to like it was with the Criminal. be careful what you wish for.

Aside from opposing coaches and the McCafferys themselves, no one was saying this at the end of last season

 

[L. Wade Childress]

did anyone actually want to keep fran?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Connor

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Aside from opposing coaches and the McCafferys themselves, no one was saying this at the end of last season

People had said that for a couple years prior though which IMO was well past the point in realizing fran wasn't that guy.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

Those people were right. Fran got exactly as much time as Iowa should've given him, and if he'd been let go earlier we wouldn't have McCollum now

 

[Saul Berkley]

Those people were right. Fran got exactly as much time as Iowa should've given him, and if he'd been let go earlier we wouldn't have McCollum now

Yep. It was perfect timing. And obviously Ben is a perfect fit for Iowa right now.