**2025 Iowa Offseason & Coaching Search Thread***

[Dolomitey]

Veiny calves and dress shoes. Is Coach bringing the stomp back to Carver?!?!

 

[BillyBob]

pic of veiny cock I mean calves

 

[rodg12]

What say you @Hawk&Balls

 

[ISUFan98]

The Drake AD has an eye for coaching talent. Give him a raise.

They need to spend that money on their coach instead.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

What say you @Hawk&Balls

No idea. Didn't really follow them much this year.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Looks like the missing mcpoyle brother

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Looks like the missing mcpoyle brother

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

A teammate of mine in high school had a pair of these. He was slow, short, chunky, and white. Was hilarious to watch him bust those out before and after practice.

 

[KitKatApples]

A teammate of mine in high school had a pair of these. He was slow, short, chunky, and white. Was hilarious to watch him bust those out before and after practice.

Did he actually follow the workout plan?

 

[KitKatApples]

Does a veiny mushroom stamp count?

Absolutely

 

[ivan_drago]

Timeline, from Drake’s side:

huh. So there was an offer made by Sunday afternoon? Weird!

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

That was a good post and he should feel good, actually.

Yeah still a solid 8/10 even with the homoeroticism.

 

[tallperson54]

What say you @Hawk&Balls

1) So this is going to be a thing in the portal now? Just list every school imaginable to increase your price. Dumb.
2) LATFG

 

[kenos]

1) So this is going to be a thing in the portal now? Just list every school imaginable to increase your price. Dumb.
2) LATFG

role player cash-in time

 

[Hawk24]

Did Evan Brauns use up his eligibility? If not and if Iowa would land the dude from Valpo, they'd have Brauns-Schwieger.

/I'll show myself out

 

[kenos]

Did Evan Brauns use up his eligibility? If not and if Iowa would land the dude from Valpo, they'd have Brauns-Schwieger.

/I'll show myself out

Give this man a medal

 

[Iowatheltics]

Kid in portal, social media gets it out there too, more popular more money for agent and kid and family. All about marketing now. Wish there were some guard rails.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

A teammate of mine in high school had a pair of these. He was slow, short, chunky, and white. Was hilarious to watch him bust those out before and after practice.

That really narrows it down

 

[Monster]

A teammate of mine in high school had a pair of these. He was slow, short, chunky, and white. Was hilarious to watch him bust those out before and after practice.

I didn’t know you and your brother were close enough in age to have played together.

 

[Mysterio]

Maybe his Storm Lake connections will help us land Jaidyn Coon?

i want to make fun of you but it seriously will help

 

[Iowatheltics]

 

[rodg12]

Could this be the 'unique' assistant hire?

 

[Stomper15]

Veiny calves and dress shoes. Is Coach bringing the stomp back to Carver?!?!

Boom

 

[Monster]

Could this be the 'unique' assistant hire?

Good ol BJ. Years ago he sent out an email to the entire district at 730am one morning asking if anyone had a good movie he could show his classes because it was game day and he had nothing planned to teach. Ooops.

 

[Mysterio]

its a fun little thing to note that iowa hired the coach who pulled the sword from tony perkins college career. he finished with 7 points and 4 turnovers in 14 minutes

 

[tallperson54]

Good ol BJ. Years ago he sent out an email to the entire district at 730am one morning asking if anyone had a good movie he could show his classes because it was game day and he had nothing planned to teach. Ooops.

I hope someone emailed back with Porky's

 

[demmert4]

Could this be the 'unique' assistant hire?

Van Meter probably.

 

[Fletch]

I hope someone emailed back with Porky's

This was Monster’s district. They showed the Mary Kay LeTourneau story.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Windhorst is an idiot and going to van meter.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Those are two separate statements.

 

[ivan_drago]

Good ol BJ. Years ago he sent out an email to the entire district at 730am one morning asking if anyone had a good movie he could show his classes because it was game day and he had nothing planned to teach. Ooops.

so what movie did you send him

 

[Hawkstrat]

Remember the Titans

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Good ol BJ. Years ago he sent out an email to the entire district at 730am one morning asking if anyone had a good movie he could show his classes because it was game day and he had nothing planned to teach. Ooops.

Hey, the good ol BJ teacher stories go in the other omnibus

 

[Monster]

so what movie did you send him

A coworker was on her computer about 10 feet from me and I heard her laugh. "Oh man. You've got to be fucking kidding me!"

 

[B19Rob]

You haven't seen mine.

Dm me

 

[Monster]

Dm me

PM sent

 

[Revolver]

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Good ol BJ. Years ago he sent out an email to the entire district at 730am one morning asking if anyone had a good movie he could show his classes because it was game day and he had nothing planned to teach. Ooops.

Had to reply with Hoosiers.

 

[nolookpass]

A coworker was on her computer about 10 feet from me and I heard her laugh. "Oh man. You've got to be fucking kidding me!"

BZ?

 

[Brad Wesley]

Windhorst is an idiot and going to van meter.

Makes no sense. Did he do something inappropriate at Valley and getting our first?

 

[nolookpass]

I think he lives out that way and has kids approaching HS age.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

What say you @Hawk&Balls

Looks like a guy that would have a guitar clock

 

[B19Rob]

PM sent

I was kidding, lol. But nice

 

[Monster]

I was kidding, lol. But nice

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Good ol BJ. Years ago he sent out an email to the entire district at 730am one morning asking if anyone had a good movie he could show his classes because it was game day and he had nothing planned to teach. Ooops.

I’m old so when I was in grade school they’d wheel in the projectors for films, usually some ‘50s era bullshit. The teachers would get pissed if you called them movies instead of films so the unspoken game was to say “movie” as many times as possible.

We were totally crazy and zany.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Windhorst is an idiot and going to van meter.

Here we go…

 

[Fair and Balanced]

I think he lives out that way and has kids approaching HS age.

…aaaaand clockwork.

 

[BngHawk]

Always nice to get a visit from the yokel patrol.

 

[BuffettHawk]

I’m old so when I was in grade school they’d wheel in the projectors for films, usually some ‘50s era bullshit. The teachers would get pissed if you called them movies instead of films so the unspoken game was to say “movie” as many times as possible.

We were totally crazy and zany.

Please do not equate being “old” with having a film projector in your grade school classroom. Thank you.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Makes no sense. Did he do something inappropriate at Valley and getting our first?

no he just wants to be a big fish in a small pond. His sister and bff are already in the district.