**2025 Iowa Offseason & Coaching Search Thread***

[cloudhawk]

Again, please don't post unless a target is in crystal ball/west virginia swoop in territory. No chance blacks are just a tease

 

[B19Rob]

What about the Texas Tech Center, Federiko²?

 

[HiawathaHawk]

What about the Texas Tech Center, Federiko²?

Nope.

 

[kenos]

No chance blacks are just a tease

 

[IceManX722]

Looks like schmidt from new girl

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Winston!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Winnie the bisch

 

[The Tin Man]

Next target.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Do you want to rely on him against dudes from MSU, Purdue, Michigan, etc?

the last few years we’ve relied on no one, so…

 

[Gushawk]

I'll puke if Jirak gets thrown out there for meaningful minutes in his current physical condition. He's very hippy.

 

[rodg12]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I'll puke if Jirak gets thrown out there for meaningful minutes in his current physical condition. He's very hippy.

lol he’s already better put together than 75% of our roster the last 5 years.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

lol he’s already better put together than 75% of our roster the last 5 years.

I don’t think this is helping.

 

[rodg12]

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

lol he’s already better put together than 75% of our roster the last 5 years.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

How well does he prancercise?

 

[kenos]

there were women's teams that lifted more than fran's boys

fucking hell, fran

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I just had my prostate checked and I’m guessing this is about what I looked like to my doctor

 

[kenos]

I just had my prostate checked and I’m guessing this is about what I looked like to my doctor

your doctor is a prostate perv

 

[Gushawk]

lol he’s already better put together than 75% of our roster the last 5 years.

For future reference, fat (likely clinically obese) and pear shaped is not "put together".

 

[OlePeep]

your doctor is a prostate perv

Yeah, no one should be jelly-fingering any more.

 

[kenos]

Yeah, no one should be jelly-fingering any more.

and slow sensitive jelly fingering would be a huge red flag for me

that's what you pay wellness massage chicks for

 

[L. Wade Childress]

For future reference, fat (likely clinically obese) and pear shaped is not "put together".

I did not say he was put together

 

[AZmessDAWG]

For future reference, fat (likely clinically obese) and pear shaped is not "put together".

You’re oddly fixated on this. I mean he’s not built like an NBA ready center but we’ve seen way worse.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I just had my prostate checked and I’m guessing this is about what I looked like to my doctor

How would your doctor know what you looked like during this check

 

[L. Wade Childress]

How would your doctor know what you looked like during this check

She told me we had to do it in front of the mirror

 

[KitKatApples]

LOL you couldn't have found a better picture, and why is that jersey so tight? Is it like a petite ladies small or something?

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

How the fuck is that guy playing D2 and we have had complete faggots taking up 1/2 our scholarships?

People have been asking this for a decade at least.

 

[Fletch]

How would your doctor know what you looked like during this check

His mom administered the exam while the dr observed

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

You’re oddly fixated on this. I mean he’s not built like an NBA ready center but we’ve seen way worse.

Hell, Garza was fat and out of shape his first couple years. Also was carrying around a 9 pound cyst in his abdomen and was still relatively effective.

 

[Gushawk]

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Will you stfu about this topic for a year.

 

[Mysterio]

that boy could match up with audi crooks

 

[AZmessDAWG]

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So you watched this. So did I. He did a lot of really good things in this. Decent array of post moves. Drive the lane and dunk. Great outlet pass.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

So you watched this. So did I. He did a lot of really good things in this. Decent array of post moves. Drive the lane and dunk. Great outlet pass.

High school senior

Previously he was too thin

Now he’s too fat

and here’s a still frame of his ass too prove it.

 

[Gushawk]

I’ll be back to substantively respond in November per my agreement with Thom

 

[kenos]

and here’s a still frame of his ass too prove it.

so you're into dr. prostate play and fat boy ass

fucking perv

 

[douglasbader]

You guys are all a bunch of weirdos!

 

[KitKatApples]

SUCK OUR DICKS!

 

[The Dad]

You’re oddly fixated on this. I mean he’s not built like an NBA ready center but we’ve seen way worse.

Yeah, weird that an Iowa bball fan would be fixated on and skeptical about the program’s ability to bring in players with the frame and athleticism to win in the B10.

Stop acting like such a woman for once in your fucking life.

 

[Mysterio]

Yeah, weird that an Iowa bball fan would be fixated on and skeptical about the program’s ability to bring in players with the frame and athleticism to win in the B10.

Stop acting like such a woman for once in your fucking life.

its a different coach and program. apples to oranges

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Yeah, weird that an Iowa bball fan would be fixated on and skeptical about the program’s ability to bring in players with the frame and athleticism to win in the B10.

Stop acting like such a woman for once in your fucking life.

Lol says the biggest fucking baby on this bb.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

And better yet, if I’m talking to you I’ll let you know. Until then shut the fuck up you bald bring your daughter to the golf course bitch.

 

[The Dad]

its a different coach and program. apples to oranges

Correct, but a slight red flag when he’s bringing in players who look like the previous guy’s recruits.

 

[The Dad]

And better yet, if I’m talking to you I’ll let you know. Until then shut the fuck up you bald bring your daughter to the golf course bitch.

Never happened.

 

[Fletch]

 

[Mysterio]

Correct, but a slight red flag when he’s bringing in players who look like the previous guy’s recruits.

the only problem is if they continue to look like a mccaffery player after spending time with the strength and conditioning program. tate sage will be a great case study for this

 

[Herbie2]

Never happened.

 

[The Dad]

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[BuffettHawk]

 

[KitKatApples]

I’m fairly certain there were witnesses to this