**2025 Iowa Offseason & Coaching Search Thread***

[Fletch]

I don't think so. Texas Tech is really, really good.

They scrimmaged them pre season and held their own.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Does McCollum like crab cakes?

Isn’t he rumored to Villanova? Their AD is going to SMU.

 

[cloudhawk]

They scrimmaged them pre season and held their own.

Stop it

 

[The Full Monte]

Spill it

I’m not sure what else you would need to hear…there is a LOT of confidence that McCollum will be the next HC at Iowa

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Lick's biggest issue seemed to be less an Xs/Os coaching one and more a roster management one. I remember him losing 4 of his starters in back to back years, and that was BEFORE the transfer portal. Awful.

Lick’s biggest issue is that he a huge pussy faggor loser.

 

[Shawneemicks]

*faggot

 

[Hawkmi]

Sorry, distracted by getting ready to cheer for my team in the tourney.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

@douglasbader

 

[brantshawks]

Come to butthead.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Assuming you have guys that don’t wear down, it’s far less important to keep younger players engaged these days. They’re probably leaving anyway.

 

[KitKatApples]

My word

 

[Shawneemicks]

@douglasbader

Been sayin

 

[Shawneemicks]

Eight at most

 

[Moe Howard]

I’m not sure what else you would need to hear…there is a LOT of confidence that McCollum will be the next HC at Iowa

I agree with the confidence part, I don't consider West Virginia a destination place, however my idol in pro-hoops is Jerry West, so at least they got that going for them. All I can say to Beth is, don't fuck this up like Bob Bowlsby did with Stoops, if you want him (McCollum), grab him by the undies, and put a shit load of cash in his warm spot, you can deal with HR later.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

If he says the two foul rule is stupid I may come.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Assuming you have guys that don’t wear down, it’s far less important to keep younger players engaged these days. They’re probably leaving anyway.

He had them sprinting up the stairs at the football stadium on the first day of practice. They don't wear down!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

If McCollum comes to Iowa, I’m buying season tickets

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Yay.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I’ll also donate $5 to the Swarm

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

You mean a second unit with four white guys and Cordell Pemsl isn’t an advantage?

 

[HiawathaHawk]

If he says the two foul rule is stupid I may come.

He was slightly above average nationally in first half 2 foul participation minutes.

 

[Lil Scamp]

If McCollum comes to Iowa, I’m buying season tickets

I'll buy raycom stock

 

[Soda Popinski]

Does McCollum sit his guys on the bench for 3 quarters if they get 2 fouls?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I don't think he coaches women's basketball

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Iowa had a grand total of 3 dudes foul out this season.

 

[KitKatApples]

See. Proof it works

 

[DonJMiller]

You mean a second unit with four white guys and Cordell Pemsl isn’t an advantage?

Mouse thought Pemsl was better than Cook.

 

[Jayhawki]

I sat next to Pemsl at the I am a giant douche Championship game a couple years ago. The Register has been contacted.

 

[Brad Wesley]

I sat next to Pemsl at the I am a giant douche Championship game a couple years ago. The Register has been contacted.

How’s his gimpy leg?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Wanda had his moments

 

[Moe Howard]

Does McCollum sit his guys on the bench for 3 quarters if they get 2 fouls?

Nope, just think of the movie Hoosiers, when the cheer leaders were saying "defense", a foreign word at Carver the last 15 years, who Know's you could even hear, "we got spirit, how about you?", maybe the 90-year-olds at Carver can relate to that!

 

[MikeyJoe]

Nope, just think of the movie Hoosiers, when the cheer leaders were saying "defense", a foreign word at Carver the last 15 years, who Know's you could even hear, "we got spirit, how about you?", maybe the 90-year-olds at Carver can relate to that!

 

[Fletch]

Nope, just think of the movie Hoosiers, when the cheer leaders were saying "defense", a foreign word at Carver the last 15 years, who Know's you could even hear, "we got spirit, how about you?", maybe the 90-year-olds at Carver can relate to that!

 

[cloudhawk]

Hey Moe- sometimes less is more

 

[Fletch]

Moe is sooooo over the top bad that I am starting to suspect Loog

 

[BngHawk]

Moe is sooooo over the top bad that I am starting to suspect Loog

Loog usually offers something as a core entertainment component of his persona. Moe is more like an annoying try-hard version of @Iowatheltics (IA is well-meaning and knows his lane)

 

[CamelTones]

This was me watching Drake hedge a ball screen and do something other than point at someone else to cover their guy.

 

[Moe Howard]

Hey Moe- sometimes less is more

Okay, I got this one, you're doing a remake of the old Miller Lite commercial, right? So, are you Corky Calhoun, with the "Groovy Line"? Or more of a "Bubba Smith" persona, just sayin.

 

[Jayhawki]

 

[Fletch]

It’s Loog

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I can’t decide if Moe is better or worse than Cletey.

 

[Revolver]

It’s Loog

It’s not.

 

[Squat Cobbler]

@douglasbader

Cuts down on the number of guys needed to give NIL.

 

[Orestes]

It’s Loog

If it is - and I'm not saying it's not - the overuse of commas is a new wrinkle. Most of loog's personas have been devoid of punctuation at all. The commas in Moe's posts make them virtually unreadable.

Loog is someone who can tell a story. I don't share his humor and I don't really appreciate much of what loog does, but I can respect his ability to tell a story. I would be shocked if he can completely lose all of that in an alter-ego. If he can, he's closer to a schizophrenic than I honestly suspected.

 

[Revolver]

Loog has a style and this ain’t it.

 

[Pinehawk]

Cuts down on the number of guys needed to give NIL.

Well, exactly. Depth these days just means more money. Money we don‘t seem to have. Spend it to get the best 5 you can.

 

[6deuce]

Moe screams Cyko to me.

 

[KitKatApples]

He thinks you can’t hear him

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Whammo probably cant

 

[fuisu98]

Pretty sure it’s Jeff Moe and he forgot his JMoe login