**2025 Iowa Offseason & Coaching Search Thread***

douglasbader

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Link to some game footage. Fuckin’ halcyon days, amigos. My senior year of HS. Look at the graphics. And then Woolridge, Kingsbury and Settled are so goddamn yoked.

That was 30 years ago and it's startling to see how jacked those guys were compared to the Iowa team this last season. Kingsbury, Woolridge, Settles, Millard, Murray and others built like brick shithouses. Imagine a little dork like Patrick McCaffery trying to play in that game.
 
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I do remember seeing Woolridge up close at PTL and being stunned at how skinny his legs were. Possibly the originator of the skipping leg day trope. He was more top heavy than a chick with GGs. Not hating . A top 3-4 Hawk of all time for me but he was comically disproportionate.
 
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That was 30 years ago and it's startling to see how jacked those guys were compared to the Iowa team this last season. Kingsbury, Woolridge, Settles, Millard, Murray and others built like brick shithouses. Imagine a little dork like Patrick McCaffery trying to play in that game.
Bowen was a sophomore and still pretty skinny, but he was always tough as fuck.

This was also the laughable Davis years of understating his posts’ height by at least an inch. Bowen and Settles 6’7. Millard 6’8. Koch and Rucker 6’9 etc. I think that team was top 2 or 3 in rebound margin.
 

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I enjoyed him thanking the coaches since Lute for building up the program but omitting Alford and The Criminal
Going back through this thread and this was an interesting item.

You'd have to be a pretty close follower of Iowa basketball and possibly even an awareness of Iowa messageboard dialogue to omit Alford there
 

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After this game, I was convinced Iowa was going to win a natty w/ Alford at some point. Fuck.
That UCONN team ended up being kinda shitty by their standards.

Also lol at the experimental rules in this game. On the 10th team foul, the team that was fouled had the option of shooting free throws or taking the ball out of bounds. Only benefit would be if the other team fouls up 3…but then they would just keep fouling.
 

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My sources told me nobody is sad that Marge is leaving. And Fran has been medicated for the last year or two to help his anger/stress issues.
 

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My sources told me nobody is sad that Marge is leaving. And Fran has been medicated for the last year or two to help his anger/stress issues.
How would someone know what meds Fran is taking? Inadvertent inclusion in a group text?
 

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Going back through this thread and this was an interesting item.

You'd have to be a pretty close follower of Iowa basketball and possibly even an awareness of Iowa messageboard dialogue to omit Alford there
I was 20 when I first started reading Super Hawkeye or whatever it was. Coach is five years younger than me and a basketball junkie. There is a 100% chance that he has had an iowa message board handle.
 

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I was 20 when I first started reading Super Hawkeye or whatever it was. Coach is five years younger than me and a basketball junkie. There is a 100% chance that he has had an iowa message board handle.
I hope he does and has one here so we can find out if anyone has called him a dumbfuck.

That would be the ultimate selfie.
 

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"I can tell you that I was a big fan prior to the hire, but he absolutely blew me away today!! Sitting there I wiped away tears 3 or 4 times as he layed out the future by connecting with the past. He is soooo Kirk like in multiple ways, with his vision, his plan and his passion."

- Gasser
 

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"I can tell you that I was a big fan prior to the hire, but he absolutely blew me away today!! Sitting there I wiped away tears 3 or 4 times as he layed out the future by connecting with the past. He is soooo Kirk like in multiple ways, with his vision, his plan and his passion."

- Gasser
Who?
 

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perhaps it's been noted, but along w/ the Alford/Lick omissions, he also only named Dix/Pryce/Koch as portal entrants fans should ping to convince them to return to his roster. No "Brock", "Owen" or "Ladji". Agree w/ him but pretty bold/direct.
 

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perhaps it's been noted, but along w/ the Alford/Lick omissions, he also only named Dix/Pryce/Koch as portal entrants fans should ping to convince them to return to his roster. No "Brock", "Owen" or "Ladji". Agree w/ him but pretty bold/direct.
You don’t recruit players you don’t want.
 

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perhaps it's been noted, but along w/ the Alford/Lick omissions, he also only named Dix/Pryce/Koch as portal entrants fans should ping to convince them to return to his roster. No "Brock", "Owen" or "Ladji". Agree w/ him but pretty bold/direct.
Didn’t want them anyway
 
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perhaps it's been noted, but along w/ the Alford/Lick omissions, he also only named Dix/Pryce/Koch as portal entrants fans should ping to convince them to return to his roster. No "Brock", "Owen" or "Ladji". Agree w/ him but pretty bold/direct.
I’d take Freeman back but not at $1 mil plus for his shit attitude.
 
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