**2025 Iowa Offseason & Coaching Search Thread***

[Moe Howard]

Pussy

No Vaseline for you just a bottle of WD-40, ooh it hurts so good.........

 

[brantshawks]

Well time for this troller to move on, enough Vaseline I've seen on this site. May I leave you all with a little catchy tune...... Good night sleep tight, I hope you don't get butt fucked tonight, pleasant thoughts and no doubts that eventually the Hawks will fly. My cassettes are for sale in the lobby, or you can see my podcast on Hulu, just reference "Moe and Beth Show".

Is this any indication of what we can expect from said podcast?

 

[Moe Howard]

Is this any indication of what we can expect from said podcast?

Absolutely, I have Bill Burr coming on and we will discuss the versatility of Vaseline, I'm told Bill Mahr would like to do a remote on this, seems he enjoys Vaseline. Beth passed on this segment; however, she wants to come on and discuss the Iowa Athletic departments budget for Vaseline for fiscal year 2026, riveting shit I say.

 

[Moe Howard]

Is this any indication of what we can expect from said podcast?

Absolutely, I have Bill Burr coming on and we will discuss the versatility of Vaseline, I'm told Bill Mahr would like to do a remote on this, seems he enjoys Vaseline. Beth passed on this segment; however, she wants to come on and discuss the Iowa Athletic departments budget for Vaseline for fiscal year 2026, riveting shit I say.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

I get that he’s now the Iowa coach, but I don’t like promoting this like he was the COTY as a Hawkeye.

 

[snips]

dammit Moe, you repeating yerself now... wise guy...
why i outta....

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I get that he’s now the Iowa coach, but I don’t like promoting this like he was the COTY as a Hawkeye.

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i highly doubt anyone was confused

 

[Moe Howard]

dammit Moe, you repeating yerself now... wise guy...
why i outta....

This house has sure gone crazy.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Time for another timeout, Mikey?

 

[CUIHAWK]

When did we open the doors again?

 

[cloudhawk]

I think Moe might of gotten sucked in accidentally.

 

[Stomper15]

I have a feeling there are going to be a slew of portal entries once the Crown tournament ends. For those suggesting combinations like a few $1M players vs. a $2M player, or a few $700K players instead — there will likely be some great value opportunities from players who just want a shot to play at a Power 5 school.

 

[snips]

there will likely be some great value opportunities from players who just want a shot to play at a Power 5 school

 

[Moe Howard]

Time for another timeout, Mikey?

Please can I have another one sir

 

[Fletch]

@MikeyJoe

 

[Creed]

 

[Pinehawk]

The only thing worse than Moe’s posting, is losers complaining to the moderators about it. Ignore it or mock him, but I think you can handle some stupid posts.
These are really bad though.

 

[Fletch]

The only thing worse than Moe’s posting, is losers complaining to the moderators about it. Ignore it or mock him, but I think you can handle some stupid posts.
These are really bad though.

Skip to about 1:23, Pine.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

So, we gonna sign some players at some point?

 

[TimkoLawson]

Hang in there. We're almost there.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Who the fuck is this guy?

 

[WestMifflin]

Skip to about 1:23, Pine.

I've never seen this. TYFYS.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

And is it weird that they haven't announced any assistants yet

 

[AZmessDAWG]

And is it weird that they haven't announced any assistants yet

I keep looking at this thread to see if they have any news on that front. I’m guessing it’s not weird. Maybe waiting for NC to be done. All HC’s and assistants go to the final four, maybe they’ll start finalizing that weekend?

 

[JD720]

And is it weird that they haven't announced any assistants yet

McCollum was on the radio yesterday and said to expect news "in the next few days." No specifics yet. The interview starts at 18:00 below if anyone is interested.

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[Hawk&Balls]

I keep looking at this thread to see if they have any news on that front. I’m guessing it’s not weird. Maybe waiting for NC to be done. All HC’s and assistants go to the final four, maybe they’ll start finalizing that weekend?

I can't imagine they don't have guys hired and working already the last week, weird that it wouldn't be public.

 

[Hawkstrat]

@CoachJesseShaw appears to be an assistant.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

@CoachJesseShaw appears to be an assistant.

He looks like he's worked quite a few professions

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

He looks like he's worked quite a few professions

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/ @Hawk&Balls

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I’m assuming he’s just waiting until the whole staff is in place before making an official announcement. No biggie IMO.

Sounds like Tobin Anderson may be one of the assistants.

 

[Mysterio]

I’m assuming he’s just waiting until the whole staff is in place before making an official announcement. No biggie IMO.

Sounds like Tobin Anderson may be one of the assistants.

tobin anderson has the head of a little person

 

[tallperson54]

 

[Iowatheltics]

 

[TJones3312]

Bryston is a great name…

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

1 coach per player. I like it.

 

[CamelTones]

Sounds like Pryce will commit to Nebrantska shortly. He also visited Illinois and cancelled a trip to Ohio State.

 

[Pinehawk]

 

[KitKatApples]

Sounds like Pryce will commit to Nebrantska shortly. He also visited Illinois and cancelled a trip to Ohio State.

Ol Fred likes a Fran castoff

 

[Mo T]

Kael Combs from Drake will be a Hawkeye.

 

[The Dad]

 

[The Dad]

Sounds like Pryce will commit to Nebrantska shortly. He also visited Illinois and cancelled a trip to Ohio State.

I hope they spent a shitload on this pud.

 

[Kamala]

Kael Combs from Drake will be a Hawkeye.

1) I assumed you had died
2) part of the Drake story from this year was how they took a bunch of D2 kids and won a tournament game. I’m pretty confident in the new coach, but do we now want a bunch of D2 athletes playing for our Big Ten team? Seems like maybe less is better regarding Drake transfers

 

[Kamala]

Or maybe that person is an asst coach and not a player. In which case disregard

 

[BuffettHawk]

Kael Combs from Drake will be a Hawkeye.

 

[6deuce]

Kael Combs from Drake will be a Hawkeye.

 

[ABeardedDragon]

Kael Combs from Drake will be a Hawkeye.

 

[demmert4]

1) I assumed you had died
2) part of the Drake story from this year was how they took a bunch of D2 kids and won a tournament game. I’m pretty confident in the new coach, but do we now want a bunch of D2 athletes playing for our Big Ten team? Seems like maybe less is better regarding Drake transfers

Stirtz will be the only Drake guy coming to Iowa that played at Northwest. The others started at Wyoming, JuCo and one freshman.

 

[Kamala]

Stirtz will be the only Drake guy coming to Iowa that played at Northwest. The others started at Wyoming, JuCo and one freshman.

Oh

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Kael Combs from Drake will be a Hawkeye.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Stirtz will be the only Drake guy coming to Iowa that played at Northwest. The others started at Wyoming, JuCo and one freshman.

@Kamala humiliated