**2025 Iowa Offseason & Coaching Search Thread***

[L. Wade Childress]

Is speculation really that it’s Jirak or is everyone making fun of L. Swede?

the second half of that question seems superfluous

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Is speculation really that it’s Jirak or is everyone making fun of L. Swede?

Seems like it’s very likely Jirak. Not that he’s coming in to be the starter though, they’ll still get a big in the portal.

 

[The Dad]

Not hiring a black dude is going to bite us. This recruiting drought isn’t going to turn around by hiring some dude who looks like a branch manager at Mount Vernon Savings and Loan.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I get that there are no rules, but seems odd to admit to tampering.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

He hired a black dude. I get the general concern but it sounds like Barnwell will be huge for recruiting. Texas Tech fans were upset to lose him.

 

[Iowatheltics]

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[Talkin' Goat]

Got excited for a second and then crawled into a corner and cried at the up 3 scenario. Still progress.

 

[Verbal]

Got excited for a second and then crawled into a corner and cried at the up 3 scenario. Still progress.

As a self-professed Iowa fan, he has to know that 3 is going in.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

As a self-professed Iowa fan, he has to know that 3 is going in.

Okay now that’s also true. Fuck!

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Not hiring a black dude is going to bite us. This recruiting drought isn’t going to turn around by hiring some dude who looks like a branch manager at Mount Vernon Savings and Loan.

Good call dipshit.

 

[BBK]

Tell em, Steve Dave

 

[Lee Beevers]

Good call dipshit.

What a stupid fuck!!

 

[The Dad]

Good call dipshit.

Don’t you ever get tired of looking like a total faggot when I end up being right about everything?

Lee doesn’t, we know that, but I’d think you would.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Don’t you ever get tired of looking like a total faggot when I end up being right about everything?

Lee doesn’t, we know that, but I’d think you would.

The black coach you whined about has actually been hired you spazzy faggot. Try sucking less cock and freaking out about Iowa Mr. Basketball joining the squad. It will work out for you!

 

[Lee Beevers]

Also if you don’t have the balls to @ me, take my name out your mouth, bitch.

 

[The Dad]

The black coach you whined about has actually been hired you spazzy faggot. Try sucking less cock and freaking out about Iowa Mr. Basketball joining the squad. It will work out for you!

Weird, he doesn’t look black to me.

 

[The Dad]

Also if you don’t have the balls to @ me, take my name out your mouth, bitch.

Fuck off. You’re not important enough for an @.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Don’t you ever get tired of looking like a total faggot when I end up being right about everything?

Lee doesn’t, we know that, but I’d think you would.

He’s black you dumbass.

 

[The Dad]

He’s black you dumbass.

I’m not talking about a token assistant you fucking idiot.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I’m not talking about a token assistant you fucking idiot.

Not hiring a black dude is going to bite us. This recruiting drought isn’t going to turn around by hiring some dude who looks like a branch manager at Mount Vernon Savings and Loan.

JFC

 

[BBK]

You guys should just get it over with and blow eachother

 

[AZmessDAWG]

You literally were talking about not having a black assistant. Literally.

 

[Hawkstrat]

You literally were talking about not having a black assistant. Literally.

He was talking about McCollum

 

[The Dad]

You literally were talking about not having a black assistant. Literally.

Literally learn to read. Literally!

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Literally learn to read. Literally!

You said coach. If you meant McCollum you should have said head coach.

And now that I know this it’s so fitting. Two weeks in now with a new head coach and we’re doomed.

 

[Fletch]

McCollum is going to end up being such a huge upgrade all of you guys bitching are going to look like epic retards.

Halo Gold!

 

[The Dad]

You said coach. If you meant McCollum you should have said head coach.

And now that I know this it’s so fitting. Two weeks in now with a new head coach and we’re doomed.

I’ve consistently said our next hire needed to be someone uniquely equipped to change the recruiting profile.

 

[The Dad]

McCollum is going to end up being such a huge upgrade all of you guys bitching are going to look like epic retards.

Halo Gold!

Prove me wrong Ben!!

Tom Davis was a great hire too. Until all he could bring in were various flavors of vanilla.

 

[Fletch]

Prove me wrong Ben!!

Tom Davis was a great hire too. Until all he could bring in were various flavors of vanilla.

It’s going to be ok!

 

[BngHawk]

Ben Ben Ben Ben!

 

[KitKatApples]

Prove me wrong Ben!!

Tom Davis was a great hire too. Until all he could bring in were various flavors of vanilla.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I’ve consistently said our next hire needed to be someone uniquely equipped to change the recruiting profile.

But it’s been disproven time and again with NIL being the driving factor now, not your inroads with the head coach at Simeon HS.

 

[Lee Beevers]

I’ve consistently said our next hire needed to be someone uniquely equipped to change the recruiting profile.

They should have hired the black coach who wasn’t interested and never was a target!!! Fucking brilliant. Just go sit in the cuck chair for a few days. I’ll pm you when it’s time to post in this thread again.

 

[The Dad]

They should have hired the black coach who wasn’t interested and never was a target!!! Fucking brilliant. Just go sit in the cuck chair for a few days. I’ll pm you when it’s time to post in this thread again.

The next time you’re not embarrassingly wrong about something will be the first. I’ll be here to pat you on the head, you weird faggot.

 

[The Dad]

None of the qualified black coaches in America wanted the job, we asked!! Lee knows this!

Well maybe that’s a sign as to why none of the qualified black players in America wanted to come here either.

And let’s not pretend like this wasn’t the case pre-NIL you stupid assholes.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I feel like it's reasonable to be optimistic about McCollum, and less than enthused about stealing UNI recruits.

 

[The Dad]

I feel like it's reasonable to be optimistic about McCollum, and less than enthused about stealing UNI recruits.

I was hopeful that I was going to be wrong. Trevin fucking Jirak would prove that I’m not.

 

[cloudhawk]

Now is a time for unity!

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Can’t you wait to freak out until after the roster has been finalized?

 

[LifelongHawk]

NO WE DIDN'T HIRE A BLACK COACH ALL IS LOST!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Can’t you wait to freak out until after the roster has been finalized?

Is that an option?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I agree with @The Dad in the sense that we’ll need to have athletes (BLACKS) that are going to be able to compete in the big ten. A different athlete than what Fran was recruiting and who McCollum has brought in so far.

If this is the ceiling for who we get, then yeah probably not going to work. How about we just fucking wait for a second until he’s had a chance to recruit for longer than a week?

 

[The Dad]

NO WE DIDN'T HIRE A BLACK COACH ALL IS LOST!

 

[cloudhawk]

Coachspeak

 

[KitKatApples]

I was hopeful that I was going to be wrong. Trevin fucking Jirak would prove that I’m not.

According to the lab reports it appears you've chosen to GET PISSED!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

He’s black you dumbass.

 

[The Dad]

We know where Wade will be. Down in sniffer’s row.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Barnwell is a nice addition.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I don’t attend non-official iowa events. Gary takes them very seriously because they dilute the brand.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Barnwell is a nice addition.

Sounds about ideal. has it been announced?