**2025 Iowa Offseason & Coaching Search Thread***

[douglasbader]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

He’s good. Having a great spring.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Welp guaranteed he sucks now

 

[L. Wade Childress]

In an effort to explode the head of @The Dad here’s some Landon Davis film.

Avery Quade on Instagram: "6’8 (2026) Iowa United Forward Landon Davis @_landondavis13_ @teamiowaunited @waukeenw_wolves"

512 likes, 1 comments - quadvisual on March 31, 2025: "6’8 (2026) Iowa United Forward Landon Davis @_landondavis13_ @teamiowaunited @waukeenw_wolves".

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[The Dad]

Welp guaranteed he sucks now

Not this one. But he has been at a different school/program every year since we’ll see

 

[TimkoLawson]

 

[hawkeyealum]

https://x.com/EliotClough/status/1910335013859795393

Nice first link nolook!

 

[hawkeyealum]

He doesn’t look 6’3

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Yeah, I would say that’s a stretch. He’s really athletic though. And Black.

 

[MikeyJoe]

He looks like he would have been the strongest player on last year's Iowa team.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Not this one. But he has been at a different school/program every year since we’ll see

 

[BBK]

Koch is the only returning scholarship player and Im ok with that. Dix is the only loss that sort of sucks, but I feel like it is good to get a clean slate

 

[BBK]

We also retained one walk-on. Jacob Koch, no relation to Cooper. He looks like a twink

 

[Hawk&Balls]

no relation to Cooper.

TYFYS

 

[AZmessDAWG]

“Arms Crossed”
(to the tune of “Arms Wide Open” by Creed)

Verse 1
Well I just heard
The news today
Another change, the Hawks have gone astray
They hired him, from D2 land
And now I sit here with Busch Light in hand

Chorus
With arms crossed
Underwhelmed and cold
No hype, no faith, just getting old
With arms crossed
Seen this script before
We’re stuck in March, can’t ask for more

Verse 2
Well I don’t care
’Bout pace or style
We want to win but it’s been a while
He talks real smooth
He’s Midwest born
But we’ve been let down since The Criminal’s storm

Chorus
With arms crossed
’Til we see some wins
Still pissed ’bout Fran and his three kin
With arms crossed
No banners to raise
Just NIT and second place

Bridge
Yeah we’re bitter
Calloused fans
Sippin’ doubt with folded hands
So don’t preach hope
Or Final Fours
’Til we stop losing to the Terps on our floor

Final Chorus
With arms crossed
In Carver gloom
All the hype just leaves the room
With arms crossed
Til April’s kind
We’ll wait for proof, not just a grind

Outro
With arms crossed…
No dreams unfold…
Just Iowa nice with a heart gone cold

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Too many words in the first verse. Doesn't sync up.

2/10.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Creed sucks

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Creed sucks

YOU suck.

 

[BBK]

Seeing that Stirtz led the country in MPG, Off Win Shares, and Total Win Shares last year.

That boy good

 

[L. Wade Childress]

We also retained one walk-on. Jacob Koch, no relation to Cooper. He looks like a twink

DEI hire

 

[26.2]

Goddamn Az's ass is begging for a good rogerin'

 

[KitKatApples]

And I'm here for it!

 

[Uff Da]

Koch is the only returning scholarship player and Im ok with that. Dix is the only loss that sort of sucks, but I feel like it is good to get a clean slate

Brauns would have been interesting with different coaching. Rebound and play defense.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Brauns would have been interesting with different coaching. Rebound and play defense.

Or had the same coach actually played him instead of his kid

 

[TimkoLawson]

We also retained one walk-on. Jacob Koch, no relation to Cooper. He looks like a twink

WTF is a twink?

 

[Herbie2]

WTF is a twink?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

WTF is a twink?

A thin hairless mammal related to the otter.

 

[BBK]

WTF is a twink?

Timko please self-identify

 

[TimkoLawson]

I'm glad I didn't google it.

 

[BBK]

I'm glad I didn't google it.

Please self-identify

 

[Lil Scamp]

guys timkolawson totally doesn't know what a twink is and its important we all know that

 

[TimkoLawson]

I never said there was anything wrong with being gay. If you're gay, more power to ya.

 

[KitKatApples]

I never said there was anything wrong with being gay. If you're gay, more power to ya.

Would you say you are an ally?

 

[Herbie2]

Would you say you are an ally?

Or, like AZ, an alley?

 

[Creed]

Creed sucks

Fuck you.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Or, like AZ, an alley?

You know the saying, like a hot dog down an alley

 

[Lil Scamp]

I never said there was anything wrong with being gay. If you're gay, more power to ya.

Sex with a man isn't that different unless you're on the bottom then it's a lot different

 

[BngHawk]

Sex with a man isn't that different unless you're on the bottom then it's a lot different

You a white lotus viewer? You may like it.

 

[Lil Scamp]

You a white lotus viewer? You may like it.

No I've heard of it but I only have antenna

 

[BBK]

No I've heard of it but I only have antenna

You ever put that up your butthole?

 

[Lil Scamp]

You ever put that up your butthole?

Not that one. It's like a flat piece of paper only plastic. Maybe I could roll it up

Brb

 

[KitKatApples]

No I've heard of it but I only have antenna

What are you like a snail or sumthin!?!?!?!

 

[Lil Scamp]

What are you like a snail or sumthin!?!?!?!

Skinny, no hair, any age, Wallace Shawn?

 

[KitKatApples]

not sure

 

[BngHawk]

What are you like a snail or sumthin!?!?!?!

Never change.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

What are you like a snail or sumthin!?!?!?!

 

[AZmessDAWG]

My man KKA might be the most consistently funny poster on this bb.

 

[Herbie2]

Lil Scamp
Is like a snail or sumthin

 

[Moe Howard]

WTF is that a young picture of Mickey Dolan before he joined a band
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