**2025 Iowa Offseason & Coaching Search Thread***

Kamala

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Have to make sure we keep strong ties with the fertile recruiting ground of Des Moines fucking Iowa.

Des Moines, home to more pussies per capita than anywhere else on planet earth.
You spelled Wisconsin wrong
 

Brad Wesley

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Have to make sure we keep strong ties with the fertile recruiting ground of Des Moines fucking Iowa.

Des Moines, home to more pussies per capita than anywhere else on planet earth.
There are a number of current high school players with decent offers. Not that they care about an Iowa game in Des Moines.
 

Shawneemicks

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Ten years from now I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that Ben will sniff a B10 title. Might not get one but will be close.
He’s the anti Ivan/doug
 

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Speaking of Olaseni, it immediately reminds me of this Stinky gem from 2014:

I think it's the players' fault as much as anything else.

We have a bunch of corny guys on the roster.

When you're the toast of the town in high school, you picture college being like a combination of a rap video and an And-One game.

You don't picture yourself playing your college ball with Uthoff, White, Gesell, Woodbury, Oglesby and Meyer. One of our black guys talks like the queen and the other in clicks and pops.

Clemmons has a heavy burden on most recruiting visits, I'd guess.

I think the whole dynamic could work with a guy like Uhl and it almost did with Ulis, who appears to be a tremendous nerd in his own right.
 

Talkin' Goat

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Really solid interview with McCollum today from Jeff Goodman. He knows exactly what he wants and needs.

 

BBK

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I can't read that subscription post though. Any word on why he's out?
 

Jim Tebow

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After additional thought i have two leading theories:

1. He played along for long enough to receive some initial NIL payout after which he absconded. This seems really stupid. But possible.

2. He had some academic problem that prevented his matriculation.
 

Hawk&Balls

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He wasn't here a full week. How would he have gotten anything nil
 

snips

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that would have been some EZ money......
 
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