**2026 Iowa Basketball Offseason & Transfer Portal Thread**

[Lee Beevers]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Denied. I was correct and RATT.

Halo is 0 for infinity against good ole ‘beev.

Denied.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I wonder if they get a guy like Glass, if they plan on Combs being the primary PG. Glass sounds more like a CG.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Halo is 0 for infinity against good ole ‘been.

Denied.

Can you translate into non homosexual for me?

 

[R2-D2]

He could be a great fit and has 3 years left. The way some WSU fans described him, seems like a personality fit also.

Sadly this really doesn’t matter at all any more.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Can you translate into non homosexual for me?

Shut the fuck up, retard.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Shut the fuck up, retard.

No!!! YOURE THE RETARD. RETARD!!!!! BIG GAY RETARD!!!!

 

[AZmessDAWG]

It’s time to end the @Lee Beevers experiment.

 

[KitKatApples]

Can you translate into non homosexual for me?

Why? So you still wouldn't be able to understand?

 

[The Dad]

Yeah, let’s kill him!

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Besides being a Bears and Illini fan, I like @Lee Beevers.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I, for one, am not a beleever

 

[Herky823]

Besides being a Bears and Illini fan, I like @Lee Beevers.

I like Lee. I met him once. At an Iowa game, of course. Because he ain't to tavern hok. If he was, he'd disgust me.

 

[26.2]

I like Lee. I met him once. At an Iowa game, of course. Because he ain't to tavern hok. If he was, he'd disgust me.

Wait were you at the same game I was when I partied balls with Lee in Carver????

 

[CleteyColgate]

Lee needs to wash his mouth out with soap. I didn't know he was an Iowa fan.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I wonder if they get a guy like Glass, if they plan on Combs being the primary PG. Glass sounds more like a CG.

They need a guy who can be a threat in the ball screen action. Combs can guard 1s and shoot. If Glass isn’t a true 1 thats fine.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I like Lee. I met him once. At an Iowa game, of course. Because he ain't to tavern hok. If he was, he'd disgust me.

Lee is a Ball-knower. Like @AZmessDAWG

 

[Revolver]

Can you translate into non homosexual for me?

Trying to learn another language?

 

[Lee Beevers]

Trying to learn another language?

Rascal!!!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I'm only posting this because the pic they used for the link is perfect:

EDIT: This was the pic:

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Thank you for everything, Al. But no, I will not smell your finger.

 

[Lee Beevers]

It’s time to end the @Lee Beevers experiment.

Why don’t you cry more, you little faggot? I posted that the Folgers talks weren’t going well. I was correct about that. I also correctly pointed out that he was not in the portal. Sorry for being perfect, dawg. I’ll listen to Beautiful Disaster at full volume and hope some day you’ll like me.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

They need a guy who can be a threat in the ball screen action. Combs can guard 1s and shoot. If Glass isn’t a true 1 thats fine.

 

[snips]

gotta be on the 'all NCAA' name team... ACE GLASS III

tough
makes something like 'snips' seem a little faggy...

 

[BillyBob]

We getting some portal DAWGs or wat

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Why don’t you cry more, you little faggot? I posted that the Folgers talks weren’t going well. I was correct about that. I also correctly pointed out that he was not in the portal. Sorry for being perfect, dawg. I’ll listen to Beautiful Disaster at full volume and hope some day you’ll like me.

Good job on identifying the fact that the coaches were basically telling him he needed to move on.

 

[BBK]

We getting some portal DAWGs or wat

 

[Herky823]

Wait were you at the same game I was when I partied balls with Lee in Carver????

I was not. this was at the wrigley game vs NW

 

[26.2]

I was not. this was at the wrigley game vs NW

Well. I was at that game too. But Lee passed out before I could track him down afterward

 

[WCFHawkeye]

I was not. this was at the wrigley game vs NW

I was told Lee was passed out sleeping early that day?

Did Illinois have a bye that day?

 

[KitKatApples]

Ah. He went to bed at half time

 

[6deuce]

Fuck

 

[champion_thedrinker]

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[MikeyJoe]

I was told Lee was passed out sleeping early that day?

Did Illinois have a bye that day?

Herky and I were at the same bar as Lee pregame which he probably doesn't remember because he was overserved AF.

 

[KitKatApples]

Herky and I were at the same bar as Lee pregame which he probably doesn't remember because he was overserved AF.

6 appeltinis?

 

[TurdBurgler]

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

What about Marquette? They get anything?

 

[Lee Beevers]

Herky and I were at the same bar as Lee pregame which he probably doesn't remember because he was overserved AF.

I was thinking about that today when @Herky823 posted about it. I did offer both of you shots and since you’re responsible non retarded adults with things to do on a weekend that do not include liquor to the dome you declined. Probably should have taken that moment as a sign.

 

[Lee Beevers]

6 appeltinis?

Not that I’m necessarily proud of this, but there is no chance I’m not drinking 98% of halo under the table.

 

[BBK]

 

[6deuce]

Not that I’m necessarily proud of this, but there is no chance I’m not drinking 98% of halo under the table.

As long as it’s before 5 pm

 

[cloudhawk]

 

[CleteyColgate]

Not that I’m necessarily proud of this, but there is no chance I’m not drinking 98% of halo under the table.

YASS

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Not that I’m necessarily proud of this, but there is no chance I’m not drinking 98% of halo under the table.

Probably because we're all too tall to fit under a table

 

[snips]

Not that I’m necessarily proud of this, but there is no chance I’m not drinking 98% of halo under the table

 

[nolookpass]

Is Pete Moe a possibility for Iowa?

 

[KitKatApples]

Not that I’m necessarily proud of this, but there is no chance I’m not drinking 98% of halo under the table.

I believe you. 6 appletinis is a lot of booze for a little fella

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Is Pete Moe a possibility for Iowa?

Don't really see much of a need. He's not a big post and they have better/younger guys who are stretch 4s