**2026 Iowa Basketball Offseason & Transfer Portal Thread**

[Geese]

Lil Scamp
Hates being bricked up

 

[snips]

OR

Lil Scamp
BRICKED UP

 

[The Dad]

Pretty fun watching you have to eat shit today, The Human Clit.

If I’m wrong and Ben does what we all want him to do, I will certainly honor halo tradition by raising my hand, admitting I was RATT and that you’re all still fags.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

The willful blindness is pretty incredible.

I am 100% certain of two completely distinct things: BMC is one hell of a coach to whom I will be forever grateful, and he has every intention of putting his kid in the rotation.

 

[kenos]

The Dad
Knows more about basketball than Ben McCollum

 

[The Dad]

kenos
Is a faggot

 

[The Dad]

The Dad thinks historically our recruiting has been lacking, therefore he thinks he knows basketball better than Ben McCollum.

Sound logic. Aren’t you a teacher or something?

 

[snips]

'the Dad' is seriously a dope handle

'Legitimately bald forever and stupid looking' sort of ruins it tho

 

[douglasbader]

If I’m wrong and Ben does what we all want him to do, I will certainly honor halo tradition by raising my hand, admitting I was RATT and that you’re all still fags.

He just made it to the Elite 8 with what will likely be his shittiest roster ever at Iowa, you fucking retard.

 

[The Dad]

He just made it to the Elite 8 with his shittiest roster ever, you fucking retard.

You fuckers really struggle to understand what the word recruiting means.

 

[BBK]

The CLIT is steamy

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Train’s a leavin and the clit is getting left at the station

 

[The Dad]

The CLIT is steamy

A Ty’reek was an extremely pleasant development.

 

[douglasbader]

You fuckers really struggle to understand what the word recruiting means.

You mean the 3 different 4* players he's landed since he got here that top level high major teams were chasing. Thompson, Harris and Coons? Or the high level guard he just recruited out of the transfer portal? Or the NBA draft pick he recruited last year to come with him when he took the job?

You fucking really struggle to understand reality. Which is why we call you a retard.

 

[LifelongHawk]

You’ll have to spell it out a few times first to see if your nickname takes.

Doom Forever Bois?
Doesn't Fathom Basketball?
Douche Faggot Bitch?

 

[The Dad]

You mean the 3 different 4* players he's landed since he got here that top level high major teams were chasing. Thompson, Harris and Coons? Or the high level guard he just recruited out of the transfer portal? Or the NBA draft pick he recruited last year to come with him when he took the job?

You fucking really struggle to understand reality. Which is why we call you a retard.

If we land that marfans bitch and another guy with a ‘ in his name I’ll be over the moon.

 

[douglasbader]

If we land that marfans bitch and another guy with a ‘ in his name I’ll be over the moon.

No you won't, you'll keep crying like a bitch.

 

[The Dad]

No you won't, you'll keep crying like a bitch.

 

[BBK]

I want the 7'3" guy, but I don't want McCollum overpaying to get him

 

[Brownzy]

I want the 7'3" guy, but I don't want McCollum overpaying to get him

Who fucking cares. I’ll gladly watch him play for us in the final 4 next year.

 

[shoot-the-three]

You’ll have to spell it out a few times first to see if your nickname takes.

Doom Forever Bois?
Doesn't Fathom Basketball?
Douche Faggot Bitch?

Dumbfuck Bois

 

[The Dad]

I want the 7'3" guy, but I don't want McCollum overpaying to get him

I’m not sure any of us knows what overpaying is right now.

 

[Lee Beevers]

I prefer douche faggot bois if you’re taking suggestions.

 

[BBK]

Who fucking cares. I’ll gladly watch him play for us in the final 4 next year.

Me, apparently

 

[The Dad]

Dumbfuck Bois

 

[BBK]

I’m not sure any of us knows what overpaying is right now.

More than $3 million would be overpaying.

The guy could end up being a huge stiff.

There's probably dozens of 6'11" guys you could get for 1/6 of that price

 

[The Dad]

More than $3 million would be overpaying.

The guy could end up being a huge stiff.

There's probably dozens of 6'11" guys you could get for 1/6 of that price

His highlights look damn good. Especially taking the pass in the high/mid post and throwing it down on people.

If this year’s team had that, and some rim protection, look the fuck out.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I don't understand the concern about relative value. If he can help Iowa and if Iowa can afford him, good.

If Iowa had multiple spaces to fill, I get being worried about it, but you don't get an award for wins/$.

 

[BBK]

I'm a bargain shopper. This is not a bargain

 

[snips]

 

[CleteyColgate]

There's probably dozens of 6'11" guys you could get for 1/6 of that price

Probably. But Iowa is trying to win a championship

 

[BBK]

Probably. But Iowa is trying to win a championship

I prefer fucking your dad

 

[CleteyColgate]

Gang bang

 

[Kerky]

I'm a bargain shopper. This is not a bargain

And you need to keep the locker room happy or at least all pulling in the same direction without animosity b/c of significant money imbalances or perceived imbalances. This new NIL landscape without rules is most challenging for a developmental program like Iowa.

 

[BBK]

And you need to keep the locker room happy or at least all pulling in the same direction without animosity b/c of significant money imbalances or perceived imbalances. This new NIL landscape without rules is most challenging for a developmental program like Iowa.

I agree.

I hope we are PTing the fuck out of the human pear this off-season

 

[The Dad]

Probably. But Iowa is trying to win a championship

The anti-SSB attitude. The HALO culture is changing!

 

[BBK]

The Dad, Clitty, and Shawnee is certainly a coalition not to be fucked with.

Well, unless it is in the butt, because they like that

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Yay Iowa basketball

 

[CleteyColgate]

This guy lol

 

[shoot-the-three]

The Dad, Clitty, and Shawnee is certainly a coalition not to be fucked with.

Well, unless it is in the butt, because they like that

Don't forget their local yokel.

 

[BBK]

The Four Horsemen of the Clitoris

 

[The Dad]

The Four Clitorsemen?

 

[The Dad]

The Fag Four?

 

[Revolver]

Don't forget their local yokel.

They’re The Supremes to his Diana Ross in terms of faggotry on the basketball forum here.

 

[BBK]

Reflections of the fag I used to be
Reflections of the homo I still see

 

[Gushawk]

I agree.

I hope we are PTing the fuck out of the human pear this off-season

we find out this offseason whether he is even susceptible to PT.

might need to tear him down to studs with a heavy dose of GLP and then build him back up with a very strict diet and if necessary roids.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

You mean the 3 different 4* players he's landed since he got here that top level high major teams were chasing. Thompson, Harris and Coons? Or the high level guard he just recruited out of the transfer portal? Or the NBA draft pick he recruited last year to come with him when he took the job?

You fucking really struggle to understand reality. Which is why we call you a retard.

guards win college basketball games.

Fran never had an issue getting a bunch of white tweeners that could score.

 

[douglasbader]

guards win college basketball games.

Fran never had an issue getting a bunch of white tweeners that could score.

No shit you fucking idiot, which is why I pointed out the jet black high level guard he just recruited out of the transfer portal.

 

[douglasbader]

Also, I'm pretty sure that the Final 4 had 3 of the 5 tallest teams in college basketball and Iowa was beaten in the Elite 8 because they lacked size to beat the biggest team in the country.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

No shit you fucking idiot, which is why I pointed out the jet black high level guard he just recruited out of the transfer portal.

I couldn’t even find him on this list. But I stopped paying attention when I got to 200 or so.