**2026 Iowa Basketball Offseason & Transfer Portal Thread**

[shoot-the-three]

Spending that amount of money would be worth it to sinply not have to hear LWade hint at Peyton scaring away point guard recruits again.

But will it help our recruiting culture? @The Dad

 

[Hawk&Balls]

You absolutely spend that much if you can get a kid that good. One year and those funds would be available because he's in the NBA if all goes well.

I would assume whatever they scrounge up to pay him, should they get him, would be above and beyond their normal amount and wouldn't just be available in future years.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I would assume whatever they scrounge up to pay him, should they get him, would be above and beyond their normal amount and wouldn't just be available in future years.

Any funds would be available if he's gone

 

[Hawk&Balls]

If they're getting 2-3 million extra from donors for one year for just this guy, that wouldn't automatically be there next year or the year after

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

If they keep winning and putting themselves in contention for these kinds of recruits, why on earth wouldn't the money continue to "be available"?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Because we don't have sugar daddies

 

[BBK]

If they keep winning and putting themselves in contention for these kinds of recruits, why on earth wouldn't the money continue to "be available"?

Someone has to pay for Thanksgiving Dinner

 

[KitKatApples]

Because we don't have sugar daddies

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

Someone has to pay for Thanksgiving Dinner

@hawkpudd44 tells me you can feed the whole clan on a budget with a couple pans of turkey casserole

 

[CleteyColgate]

Any updates on the open practice? I saw on X that Stremlow made a contested 3.

 

[Revolver]

Any updates on the open practice? I saw on X that Stremlow made a contested 3.

Living up to the tagline.

 

[CleteyColgate]

So no updates, thanks.

 

[Lee Beevers]

So no updates, thanks.

I can provide an update on the status of your mothers vagina if you’d like?

 

[Fletch]

I can provide an update on the status of your mothers vagina if you’d like?

He already did. It’s the contested 3 he mentioned earlier.

 

[KitKatApples]

BAM!

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Cletus is an alt, obviously

 

[Russell Ziske]

He already did. It’s the contested 3 he mentioned earlier.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Cletus is an alt, obviously

I think he’s just Cletarded.

 

[KitKatApples]

He’s definitely a stupid sack of shit

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

He’s definitely a stupid sack of shit

He could be pretending

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

like stinQy

 

[Fletch]

Jokesonthemimnotreallyretarded.gif

 

[Lee Beevers]

@The Dad is so pissed he isn’t from Milwaukee

 

[CleteyColgate]

 

[The Dad]

Shocking who was on the receiving end of that first facial.

 

[douglasbader]

Shocking who was on the receiving end of that first facial.

Your mom?

 

[Gushawk]

I’m coming around to the idea that The Less Big Pear might be good enough on offense to more than make up for his defensive shortcomings, at least against many opponents.

 

[Nobody]

Here's the full video:


And a riveting one about cutting sandwiches:

 

[B19Rob]

#2 for most sandwiches. #1 for BLT, chicken/tuna salad. #3 with toothpicks for a club sandwich.

 

[Monster]

I’m coming around to the idea that The Less Big Pear might be good enough on offense to more than make up for his defensive shortcomings, at least against many opponents.

I'm starting to believe he's going to be an outstanding player for Iowa. He'll show improvement this year, get 12 minutes per or so, and then his senior year be a 15 and 8 type guy who can stretch the floor.

But I don't know shit really and I've had a few seltzers.

 

[KitKatApples]

I'm starting to believe he's going to be an outstanding player for Iowa. He'll show improvement this year, get 12 minutes per or so, and then his senior year be a 15 and 8 type guy who can stretch the floor.

But I don't know shit really and I've had a few seltzers.

Damn clowns

 

[Monster]

I get it.