**2026 Iowa Football Offseason and Transfer Portal Thread**

[Hawk&Balls]

I like when other teams play on weird days because it means more football. I do not like Iowa playing on weird days.

 

[douglasbader]

I do not mind a Friday night East Coast game at Rutgers or Maryland at all.

 

[26.2]

Selfishly I love it!
@6deuce you flying in on Thursday now????

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Selfishly I love it!
@6deuce you flying in on Thursday now????

I'll be there to join you two. We'll paint the town.

 

[CamelTones]

I’m much more concerned about defensive tackle than I am QB.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I’m much more concerned about defensive tackle than I am QB.

I think the two starters can be OK.

 

[26.2]

I'll be there to join you two. We'll paint the town.

Sorry. This party car is already full. I'm sure there's plenty of room in Doug's though.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Forgot you had the deucer. That car is full.

 

[Lee Beevers]

I enjoy watching Iowa play a Friday night game each season not including Nebrantska.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I enjoy watching Iowa play.

Even more when they win.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Forgot you had the deucer. That car is full.

The douche is withering away. I’m not even sure he can bench 200 anymore.

 

[6deuce]

Selfishly I love it!
@6deuce you flying in on Thursday now????

I was already planning on Thursday but may do Wednesday and hopefully split a steak

 

[6deuce]

Forgot you had the deucer. That car is full.

Full of huge cocks!!!

 

[6deuce]

I enjoy watching Iowa play a Friday night game each season not including Nebrantska.

You’re not afraid you’ll fall asleep? Lolz!!!

 

[Lee Beevers]

You’re not afraid you’ll fall asleep? Lolz!!!

No. I’ll be banging your mother prior to game time.

 

[CleteyColgate]

 

[KitKatApples]

No. I’ll be banging your mother prior to game time.

The game starts after 6:30 so good luck!

 

[6deuce]

I don’t think ol’ Leebo knows how time zones work. He’s going to be exhausted by kickoff

 

[WCFHawkeye]

I don’t think ol’ Leebo knows how time zones work. He’s going to be exhausted by kickoff

Wasn't he asleep at noon CST the last time you tried meeting up?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Full of huge cocks!!!

It seems like you will have a great time!!!

 

[shoot-the-three]

I'll be there to join you two. We'll paint the town.

 

[CUIHAWK]

Now I’m interested.

 

[Gushawk]

This could be quite a royal rumble. A significantly diminished deuce, who is no longer an insurmountable mountain of a man. Ol' squawky back in fighting shape albeit with some miles on the tires. Previously undefeated jogger.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

A significantly diminished deuce, who is no longer an insurmountable mountain of a man.

The last time I saw him he had to carry his clubs from the parking lot over multiple trips.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

This could be quite a royal rumble. A significantly diminished deuce, who is no longer an insurmountable mountain of a man. Ol' squawky back in fighting shape albeit with some miles on the tires. Previously undefeated jogger.

pulling guard.
.

 

[Lee Beevers]

The last time I saw him he had to carry his clubs from the parking lot over multiple trips.

The deucer asked if I was around Homobeck so I could open a jar for him. It was the worst text message I have ever received in my life.

 

[6deuce]

The deucer asked if I was around Homobeck so I could open a jar for him. It was the worst text message I have ever received in my life.

 

[6deuce]

It was a jar of ragu. @Lee Beevers’ favorite