**2026 Iowa Football Offseason and Transfer Portal Thread**

Wanderer

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I was in the upper deck on the camera side, jumping around like a huge homo on that play.

That was one of my favorite Hawkeye football experiences with my old man. Fuck the rest of that game.
Place was shaking.
 

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I was in the upper deck on the camera side, jumping around like a huge homo on that play.

That was one of my favorite Hawkeye football experiences with my old man. Fuck the rest of that game.
I was in the end zone they received in. I lost my voice on that play. It was hot as balls.
 

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That collective gasp of air the split second before the block is my favourite part
Going on 17 years but damn Kirk looked young there. He still looks good for 71 with Ice Cream being his only vice.
 

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I was going to say that is the sounds of the collective breath of Penn state fans right before they have to rigorously defend their pedo culture/history because of the jersey they wear.....come to find out its more than just Penn State fans.
 

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Without listening, I feel like we got the same Lester podcasts last summer about how every play had so many different levels and route trees guys could run, and then our offense was primarily QB runs. Not complaining about Lester at all, but show me the evidence . gif
 

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Without listening, I feel like we got the same Lester podcasts last summer about how every play had so many different levels and route trees guys could run, and then our offense was primarily QB runs. Not complaining about Lester at all, but show me the evidence . gif
Sorry, but by no measure at all is this or was it remotely true.
 

L. Wade Childress

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Without listening, I feel like we got the same Lester podcasts last summer about how every play had so many different levels and route trees guys could run, and then our offense was primarily QB runs. Not complaining about Lester at all, but show me the evidence . gif
is Kirk still our coach? Then it doesn’t fucking matter because even if we magically start trying to score more points, we don’t have the skill position talent to execute it, because he is a national offensive laughingstock and we can’t recruit the necessary talent.
 

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If there were ever a post worthy of a perma ban for being so stupid that’s the one
 

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I’m somewhat enamoured of our skill position talent this year, with the possible exception of QB. If QB play is average or better, we’ll score plenty.

I’m most worried about DT and a midget likely starting at OLB.
 

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is Kirk still our coach? Then it doesn’t fucking matter because even if we magically start trying to score more points, we don’t have the skill position talent to execute it, because he is a national offensive laughingstock and we can’t recruit the necessary talent.
 

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is Kirk still our coach? Then it doesn’t fucking matter because even if we magically start trying to score more points, we don’t have the skill position talent to execute it, because he is a national offensive laughingstock and we can’t recruit the necessary talent.
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nOtHiNg MaTtErs iF kIrK iS tHE coAcH
 

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A big ol' fat nepo faggot whose ineptitude bigger dicked Beth would not abide.

And with his sons no longer an option, Kirk did a good job of replacing him, and deserves some credit for it.
 

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I definitely am excited about the offense. I don’t know if they will be better this season given the schedule, but last year there were a few games that the offense did enough to win (eg Oregon) and the defense fell short. That rarely if ever has happened in the previous few seasons.
 

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Posting now so the inevitable heel turn can be mocked for what it is

 

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The beauty of Mikey’s post is that is completely hides the multiple games last year where we all wanted to shoot ourselves in the face due to the offense.

and that was with a very good QB.
 

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The offense was definitely improved last year. You may even say it was adequate. But I need to see that it’s repeatable and sustainable before I make any declarations about Kirk’s great offensive turn around. Let’s finish in the top half of the IAAGD this year and then I will start to buy in.
 
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