**2026 Iowa Football Offseason and Transfer Portal Thread**

[26.2]

Tickets and AirBnb have been secured for Washington. Haven't booked the flight yet. My man @26.2 and I are going to fucking rage!!

Fuck yes we are, big man! @SondyRules you gonna join us too?????

 

[SondyRules]

Fuck yes we are, big man! @SondyRules you gonna join us too?????

Hell yeah, brother @26.2

 

[26.2]

Hell yeah, brother @26.2

We tailgating at Showgirls, FYI

 

[brantshawks]

That'll prove you're straight.

 

[26.2]

That'll prove you're straight.

You think I could prove it even more if I was married more than once???

 

[brantshawks]

You think I could prove it even more if I was married more than once???

To men or women?

 

[claykenny]

Realized today that I will be attending 10 of the 12 games this year. Washington, Minnesota, and Northwestern plus the whole home slate. That is exciting but also makes 7-5 probable so sorry in advance.

 

[kmurp]

Realized today that I will be attending 10 of the 12 games this year. Washington, Minnesota, and Northwestern plus the whole home slate. That is exciting but also makes 7-5 probable so sorry in advance.

I’m bringing my daughter to the Minnesota game. She’s never seen Iowa win a game that she’s attended.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Um maybe you should rethink that

 

[BBK]

Um maybe you should rethink that

Having a daughter?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Losing a big donor in Will Moon is not ideal is it?

 

[The Dad]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Won't moon

 

[KitKatApples]

Losing a big donor in Will Moon is not ideal is it?

Did he die?

 

[KitKatApples]

Yes he did

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Depends what his estate plan says

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Seth Wallace asked for two hours on Monday the 13th so they should be releasing that one Thursday/Friday of next week.

Where is it

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Where is it

Have you checked all of the commonly recommended areas?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I've checked one

 

[Mitchandrsn]

Where is it

Monday morning now.

 

[BBK]

So who won the toss?

 

[TJones3312]

So who won the toss?

 

[BBK]

I hear Caitlin Clark won Solon Queef Days

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Solon Roast Beef Days

 

[Monster]

RecGyno won the Solon I'm Deef Days.

 

[KitKatApples]

That hardly seems realistic

 

[Mitchandrsn]

 

[chafedHawk]

Fuck yes we are, big man! @SondyRules you gonna join us too?????

hotel resi made. LFG

 

[26.2]

hotel resi made. LFG

Which hotel??

 

[chafedHawk]

4S

 

[Pedro]

They do landscaping?

 

[Gushawk]

I was hoping for more personnel talk.

 

[The Dad]

Wallace isn’t as easy to listen to as Lester.

 

[chafedHawk]

They do landscaping?

Google Maps

Find local businesses, view maps and get driving directions in Google Maps.

maps.app.goo.gl

 

[Gushawk]

Wallace isn’t as easy to listen to as Lester.

Lester has been my favorite so far this offseason, followed by Bell. Phil is always enjoyable - thank God we didn’t go in a different direction like me and other dumbfucks wanted when Norm left. Imagine the misery that would have been Bridawg and a non-elite DC.

 

[2HawkFans]

Lester just acts like a giddy kid when you start talking to him about football. He's a very enjoyable listen. Wallace was ok but didn't draw you in quite like Lester. I enjoy Phil Parker just because he's so blunt and you can tell he's choosing his words so it can be aired. He seems like he'd be the most colorful (language) when he gets going. I haven't seen one with Bell....I'll have to go look for one.

 

[Gushawk]

This is the one I listened to…said a lot about personnel, quoted James Baldwin.

Hawk Off the Press Podcast: Madison Hricik and Kelvin Bell (7/6/26)

Podcast Episode · On Iowa Sports · July 7 · 43m

podcasts.apple.com

 

[Monster]

This is the one I listened to…said a lot about personnel, quoted James Baldwin.

Hawk Off the Press Podcast: Madison Hricik and Kelvin Bell (7/6/26)

Podcast Episode · On Iowa Sports · July 7 · 43m

podcasts.apple.com

I just listened and was fully prepared to come here and chastise you for being full of shit as there was no talk of personnel. Then I realized I listened to last week episode and not 2 weeks ago.

She doesn't seem to be an awesome interviewer.

 

[Lee Beevers]

This is going to be a really nice venue. @26.2 are you staying up in Glencoe before the game this year? We can perhaps share a dog at Mustards!!! @KitKatApples were you taxed heavily for contributions being a season ticket holder?

 

[KitKatApples]

This is going to be a really nice venue. @26.2 are you staying up in Glencoe before the game this year? We can perhaps share a dog at Mustards!!! @KitKatApples were you taxed heavily for contributions being a season ticket holder?

I was certainly hit up for donations but I told them no thanks I save my money for carver cones

 

[26.2]

This is going to be a really nice venue. @26.2 are you staying up in Glencoe before the game this year? We can perhaps share a dog at Mustards!!! @KitKatApples were you taxed heavily for contributions being a season ticket holder?

I will be staying in Logan Square, bitch!

 

[Lee Beevers]

I will be staying in Logan Square, bitch!

@Lee Beevers older brother and Northwestern alumnus, Joe Beevers, company is doing some fabrication and art work installation at the new stadium apparently. I am working on getting him to uncomfortably ask for some suite passes. We may be buttfucking in luxury!!!

 

[26.2]

@Lee Beevers older brother and Northwestern alumnus, Joe Beevers, company is doing some fabrication and art work installation at the new stadium apparently. I am working on getting him to uncomfortably ask for some suite passes. We may be buttfucking in luxury!!!

You owe me a ticket from what I did for you at Carver all those years ago!!!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Chocolate/vanilla twist?

 

[douglasbader]

This is going to be a really nice venue. @26.2 are you staying up in Glencoe before the game this year? We can perhaps share a dog at Mustards!!! @KitKatApples were you taxed heavily for contributions being a season ticket holder?

That's an incredible stadium for Northwestern.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I'll miss their lakefront stadium

 

[Lee Beevers]

The Ryan family has stupid money. Northwestern is a school that could spend its way into football and basketball glory if they were willing to relax their admission standards.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

@Lee Beevers older brother and Northwestern alumnus, Joe Beevers, company is doing some fabrication and art work installation at the new stadium apparently. I am working on getting him to uncomfortably ask for some suite passes. We may be buttfucking in luxury!!!

any relation to Phil Beavers

 

[KitKatApples]

@Lee Beevers older brother and Northwestern alumnus, Joe Beevers, company is doing some fabrication and art work installation at the new stadium apparently. I am working on getting him to uncomfortably ask for some suite passes. We may be buttfucking in luxury!!!

If you guys get buzz cuts to call yourselves shaved Beevers?

 

[Lee Beevers]

If you guys get buzz cuts to call yourselves shaved Beevers?

My hairs is too plentiful and glorious to slash it down like that. Sorry, brah.