**2026 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[ChipHilton]

Shannon was always a "how can that that guy be almost 300 pounds" kind of guy. As though he weighed in with big chains around his neck.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Additionally, fan favorite Oz Agbese joins returning host Laura VandeBerg as part of the in-game entertainment team

 

[Stomper15]

Apparently Hank played real well today and Heck stunk up the joint.

Yay. Glad we felt comfortable bringing these two ass hats back.

 

[The Dad]

I’m not sure any of us will ever actually see Hank play very well. However we’ve all seen Hecklinski look great multiple times now.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I’m not sure any of us will ever actually see Hank play very well. However we’ve all seen Hecklinski look great multiple times now.

Multiple times? Kids day 2026, and?

 

[Thrawn II]

Multiple times? Kids day 2026, and?

HaLoMan doesn’t wait for open practices to make judgments about practice.

 

[The Dad]

Multiple times? Kids day 2026, and?

In my mind he came in and led us on a game winning drive against Indiana last year.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Gron looking like shit right now for the Dolphins, maybe he just comes back

 

[The Dad]

Gron looking like shit right now for the Dolphins, maybe he just comes back

The guy outplaying him is from Solon. Nice job Brian.

 

[Gushawk]

Apparently Hank played real well today and Heck stunk up the joint.

Yay. Glad we felt comfortable bringing these two ass hats back.

If there is no visible proof…

 

[BBK]

I don't believe it either.

We used to get glowing practice reports about Spencer too, and that boy sucks a big ol dong

 

[LifelongHawk]

Probably the wrong thread, nothing on this year. Mostly about the Coach Moores and 70s stories.

 

[6deuce]

Clickbait article I saw on instagram (can’t find it now) says that Lutmer is out due to some bar fight. Hopefully not true.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Jfc

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Deuce also thinks there are hot single milfs roaming his neighborhood looking for him

 

[Monster]

Deuce also thinks there are hot single milfs roaming his neighborhood looking for him

There are. I've seen it myself.

 

[Hawkmi]

Clickbait article I saw on instagram (can’t find it now) says that Lutmer is out due to some bar fight. Hopefully not true.

Considering they haven't even broken camp yet...

 

[BBK]

Deuce also thinks there are hot single milfs roaming his neighborhood looking for him

"Remember him? You wouldn't believe what he looks like now..."

 

[Lee Beevers]

Clickbait article I saw on instagram (can’t find it now) says that Lutmer is out due to some bar fight. Hopefully not true.

You stupid fuck!!!!!

 

[cloudhawk]

Hopefully Aaron Graves wasn't involved as well

 

[6deuce]

You stupid fuck!!!!!