**2026 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[ChipHilton]

Shannon was always a "how can that that guy be almost 300 pounds" kind of guy. As though he weighed in with big chains around his neck.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Additionally, fan favorite Oz Agbese joins returning host Laura VandeBerg as part of the in-game entertainment team

 

[Stomper15]

Apparently Hank played real well today and Heck stunk up the joint.

Yay. Glad we felt comfortable bringing these two ass hats back.

 

[The Dad]

I’m not sure any of us will ever actually see Hank play very well. However we’ve all seen Hecklinski look great multiple times now.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I’m not sure any of us will ever actually see Hank play very well. However we’ve all seen Hecklinski look great multiple times now.

Multiple times? Kids day 2026, and?

 

[Thrawn II]

Multiple times? Kids day 2026, and?

HaLoMan doesn’t wait for open practices to make judgments about practice.

 

[The Dad]

Multiple times? Kids day 2026, and?

In my mind he came in and led us on a game winning drive against Indiana last year.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Gron looking like shit right now for the Dolphins, maybe he just comes back

 

[The Dad]

Gron looking like shit right now for the Dolphins, maybe he just comes back

The guy outplaying him is from Solon. Nice job Brian.

 

[Gushawk]

Apparently Hank played real well today and Heck stunk up the joint.

Yay. Glad we felt comfortable bringing these two ass hats back.

If there is no visible proof…

 

[BBK]

I don't believe it either.

We used to get glowing practice reports about Spencer too, and that boy sucks a big ol dong

 

[LifelongHawk]

Probably the wrong thread, nothing on this year. Mostly about the Coach Moores and 70s stories.

 

[6deuce]

Clickbait article I saw on instagram (can’t find it now) says that Lutmer is out due to some bar fight. Hopefully not true.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Jfc

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Deuce also thinks there are hot single milfs roaming his neighborhood looking for him

 

[Monster]

Deuce also thinks there are hot single milfs roaming his neighborhood looking for him

There are. I've seen it myself.

 

[Hawkmi]

Clickbait article I saw on instagram (can’t find it now) says that Lutmer is out due to some bar fight. Hopefully not true.

Considering they haven't even broken camp yet...

 

[BBK]

Deuce also thinks there are hot single milfs roaming his neighborhood looking for him

"Remember him? You wouldn't believe what he looks like now..."

 

[Lee Beevers]

Clickbait article I saw on instagram (can’t find it now) says that Lutmer is out due to some bar fight. Hopefully not true.

You stupid fuck!!!!!

 

[cloudhawk]

Hopefully Aaron Graves wasn't involved as well

 

[6deuce]

You stupid fuck!!!!!

 

[Hawk24]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

In other words they both suck

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Well, FUCK

 

[ddevries]

Well that’s fun

 

[TurdBurgler]

This feels familiar.

 

[KitKatApples]

Hecklinski totally struggled until they started playing football.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

So does that mean the defense sucks too?

 

[The Dad]

This feels familiar.

Put in Padilla!!!

 

[The Dad]

So does that mean the defense sucks too?

Apparently not in closed practices.

(unless these dildos are throwing tons of picks against the scout D, but probably not since it’s not game week yet)

 

[Hawk24]

So does that mean the defense sucks too?

 

[Kerky]

 

[The Dad]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Everyone else is naming starting QBs this week, and we're trying to go into the season with no answers

 

[HCPhawk]

 

[Shawneemicks]

I think it’s safe to say neither are very good
They can probably still win 7-8 games with a below average qb.

 

[The Dad]

Everyone else is naming starting QBs this week, and we're trying to go into the season with no answers

I still have PTSD over this fucker. He Steele Jantz-ed the shit out of us.

 

[nikolausp]

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

What is wrong with you?

 

[cjhawks]

For environment - ISU / Iowa in Kinnick

For competitive football - OU / Michigan. (because Iowa is going to kick the piss out of ISU)

 

[Hawk&Balls]

1 year of Diego Pavia. Make it happen.

 

[iowa4ever20]

He was the high school class of 2019, not 2022. Just saw he could try the JUCO loophole again. What a joke.

 

[douglasbader]

That wasn't much fun to watch Kirk talk about this team. Last year you could tell he loved them and thought they would be really good, this year he seemed to be shitting all over them.

Most of the time spent talking about having warm fuzzies with an 88 year old man and a multi-fired coach who hasn't been on campus in 40 years.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Oh my god.
Depressed dug

 

[Shawneemicks]

The kirkspeak can be summed up as it’s going to take a little bit but they’ll be solid.

 

[CamelTones]

I liked most of the updates other than QB.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Jake Butt says Hank Brown is the guy

 

[Lee Beevers]

Jake Butt says Hank Brown is the guy

Do you enjoy it in the butt, Clete?

 

[Lil Scamp]

Never base how good you think Iowa will be by anything kirk says in August

 

[Lil Scamp]

Do you enjoy it in the butt, Clete?

Don't answer that clete