**2026 Iowa Football Season Thread**

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I was too young to truly appreciate Hayden Fry, but one thing that is abundantly clear was his love for beating the absolute shit out of the Cyclones. For that, he was truly a great American.
He recognized early on the importance of securing in state recruiting and this state could not support 2 programs at the same level so he made sure there was no question that this was a Hawkeye state
 

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Not that Kirk doesn’t have some terrible losses to ISU, but he has faced much tougher teams. Iowa State was awful in the 90s when Hayden had some underperforming teams.
 

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Can’t wait till the season boyz! Crank this up if you got Hawkeyes on your belly.

 

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Hey Kirk, you know why we fucking think that?
  • Christensen vs. Stanzi - you chose the horrible stubby midget. When you finally changed, you went like 17-4 over the next 21 games.
  • Rudock vs. Beathard - you chose the much shittier choir boy, and when Beathard's dad forced you to change you went undefeated.
  • You pretended that Nate Stanley was in a near tie close battle in camp before he was named the starter.
  • You recruited and played or started Peaches for 4 years and recruited and retained the worst set of QB's in the history of college football.
  • You allowed a fat turd from Wisconsin to recruit a fat Bacon pig from Wisconsin.
  • You allowed your fat, retarded, meathead son to collect $1m per year to put the worst offense in history on the field and then cried when a blonde lesbian had to put you in your place and fire him.
Please forgive us if we just assume you, in particular, are a blind fucking dipshit when it comes to QB evaluation.
 

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“Ultimately, Ferentz does have the decision to make. He also has put great trust in the multiple quarterback mentors who are inside of his building. It won't be his decision alone, and he made it abundantly clear that he will lean on his staff to help guide him toward a decision.

“We'll all talk," Ferentz said, "and we've got a lot of guys who know more about playing quarterback than I do in that room."
 

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I watched the whole 15 minute media availability and knew Eicholt would be the one to put that quote out there without adding any context to what Kirk actually said.

Either way, Kirk doesn’t exactly sound optimistic when discussing this team.
 

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I watched the whole 15 minute media availability and knew Eicholt would be the one to put that quote out there without adding any context to what Kirk actually said.

Either way, Kirk doesn’t exactly sound optimistic when discussing this team.
He clearly thinks they aren't very good.

If I was just going off his tone and comments, I would say this would be the first year since 2012 they aren't bowl eligible.
 

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He clearly thinks they aren't very good.

If I was just going off his tone and comments, I would say this would be the first year since 2012 they aren't bowl eligible.
I think they’ll be pretty good by the end of the year as young teams typically improve faster. The first 6 weeks will have a bunch of wtf moments though.
 

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Lester has been an upgrade over Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz, and Gronowski working as an extra RB last year was good but the QB situation since Stanley remains criminally bad.
Ken O’Keefe was horrible in his second stint as QB coach at evaluating/recruiting QBs. Iowa ended up with complete dog shit at that position over and over. It almost felt like he was happy with whichever recruit would say yes first so his job was done.
 

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Hey Kirk, you know why we fucking think that?
  • Christensen vs. Stanzi - you chose the horrible stubby midget. When you finally changed, you went like 17-4 over the next 21 games.
  • Rudock vs. Beathard - you chose the much shittier choir boy, and when Beathard's dad forced you to change you went undefeated.
  • You pretended that Nate Stanley was in a near tie close battle in camp before he was named the starter.
  • You recruited and played or started Peaches for 4 years and recruited and retained the worst set of QB's in the history of college football.
  • You allowed a fat turd from Wisconsin to recruit a fat Bacon pig from Wisconsin.
  • You allowed your fat, retarded, meathead son to collect $1m per year to put the worst offense in history on the field and then cried when a blonde lesbian had to put you in your place and fire him.
Please forgive us if we just assume you, in particular, are a blind fucking dipshit when it comes to QB evaluation.
Also McCann over Banks to lower that very talented team’s ceiling to the lowest point possible
 

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I still say start the freshman QB all year if you think this is going to be a down year.
 

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Ken O’Keefe was horrible in his second stint as QB coach at evaluating/recruiting QBs. Iowa ended up with complete dog shit at that position over and over. It almost felt like he was happy with whichever recruit would say yes first so his job was done.
He recruited Beathard, I believe. I think it got worse when he left, with Bridawg left to his own devices with guidance from “gift from the heavens” Pud
 

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I still say start the freshman QB all year if you think this is going to be a down year.
This team has all conference talent at multiple OL positions, TE and RB. I think that would be dumb unless he’s an absolute savant stud.
 

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Gotta at least see if he is what he might be, imo.
 

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“Backyard football” is frowned upon even with Brian’s unfortunate and unfair ouster.
 

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Too risky- backyard football that has on the whole led to the most productive offensive success over his career.
 

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Ken O’Keefe was horrible in his second stint as QB coach at evaluating/recruiting QBs. Iowa ended up with complete dog shit at that position over and over. It almost felt like he was happy with whichever recruit would say yes first so his job was done.
My impression of Kirk in all of that (and still) is he thinks the QB position is no different or unique from any other position when it comes to development.

He seems to think that you can develop a QB to eventually be good like they are a linebacker or OL that finally matures and it starts to click for them in year 3 or 4 if they spend enough time in practice.

Evidence seems to indicate that isn't how it works. Talented QB's are talented enough from the start. They of course can and do improve, but you can either play or you can't.

Hank Brown strikes me as a player that has been shitty from the start, and even though he might get "better" and look great in practice, he can't help his poopy pants. He's played in multiple games as a starter and he sucked. Like REALLY fucking sucked.

Hecklinski is a bit more of a question mark. He's a year younger and has at least a sliver of hope he is a gamer and performs perhaps better when the lights come on. You can and should find that out. If it doesn't work, then go to Brown to make 1000% sure he's a pussy. If he confirms he is a pussy, then go to your stud freshman that Lester loves.

QB's are either good enough to play from the start or they aren't. Figure it out.
 

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I’m confused by the narrative that Bessinger is the best qb recruit in 20 years when the guy one year ahead of him (Sullivan) clearly had better offers.
 

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And Bessinger wasn’t even there for spring ball so we can forget about him playing
 

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And Bessinger wasn’t even there for spring ball so we can forget about him playing
There are players on the team that think Sullivan should be the starter this year. Kirk even mentioned today that he’s been getting a few reps with the 1s.
 
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