**2026 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[gohawkeyes811]

I assumed a broken wrist with the way he was walking off. I don’t think we will see him again.

Damn. I feel like Calvin.

 

[BBK]

If we win out, it's 50/50 on whether we make the playoffs

 

[cloudhawk]

We either will or we won't

50/50

 

[BBK]

I'm taking one game at a time. As a fan base, we can't allow for anymore tomfoolery, looking ahead, or expectations this season.

We have to focus on Wisconsin

 

[cloudhawk]

I tried to get everyone focused on Minnesota and look what happened when they were distracted.

Hopefully they learned their lesson

 

[cloudhawk]

Gotta flush it

 

[6deuce]

I assumed a broken wrist with the way he was walking off. I don’t think we will see him again.

I thought it looked like his shoulder, but I could be way off.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

circle those wagons and bring it in

 

[Malickfan]

They are going to win some games, but 0-5 isn't some far fetched impossibility either.

I'll allow it. I've been done with Ferentz for years.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

What a bitch.

 

[Malickfan]

Hook. Line. Sinker.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Fucker.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Bow stands!

 

[Malickfan]

I'm still ready to move on from Ferentz. He's got the Big Ten record. Some very good seasons. Some great games.

But I'm ready, and have been for some time. I just knew that Frodo would be one of the first to respond.

 

[cloudhawk]

I will love Kirk 6.0, like I did Kirk 5.0

But got damn

 

[Revolver]

I don’t know what more the big donors who could fund a functional QB need to see than the last seven seasons. Where in six of those seasons we played the absolute worst QB in power 5 football. Then the difference that it made last season with Gronowski.

In present day, there is no gain in playing Hank or Heck another down this season. They both suck royal dick. Roll Sullivan out there and see what you have. Then if that doesn’t work, roll Bessinger out there. If both suck, then you have to hit the portal hard.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

are these big donors in the room with us?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

In present day, there is no gain in playing Hank or Heck another down this season. They both suck royal dick. Roll Sullivan out there and see what you have. Then if that doesn’t work, roll Bessinger out there. If both suck, then you have to hit the portal hard.

@Shawneemicks @Revolver and I are forming a coalition

 

[Geese]

are these big donors in the room with us?

lol

 

[Fletch]

I'm taking one game at a time. As a fan base, we can't allow for anymore tomfoolery, looking ahead, or expectations this season.

We have to focus on Wisconsin

Hawkpudd44 is always the voice of reason.

 

[Bonner]

@Shawneemicks @Revolver and I are forming a coalition

The Wolfpack? Shawnee is Alan.

 

[BBK]

In the Ferentz era, can you remember a QB who got a shorter leash than what Heck just had? I cannot.

Kirk is in love with Hank. And he's probably the only one on that staff who wants to keep rolling with Hank as the starter

 

[Hawk&Balls]

In the Ferentz era, can you remember a QB who got a shorter leash than what Heck just had? I cannot.

Kirk is in love with Hank. And he's probably the only one on that staff who wants to keep rolling with Hank as the starter

Padilla?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

And he's probably the only one on that staff who wants to keep rolling with Hank as the starter

I was told Lester had final say in starting qb

 

[BBK]

Padilla?

Probably the only comparable and still not close

 

[nikolausp]

Good ol' Kirk made these comments just 7 days ago at his presser:

"I think we have two good quarterbacks"

"They're both, I think, potentially really good quarterbacks."

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Kirk is the anti QB whisperer.

I know everyone jerks off over “Punting is winning.” But it’s a sad state of affairs in modern college football.

Bow me. IDGAF

 

[brantshawks]

They are going to win some games, but 0-5 isn't some far fetched impossibility either.

Pretty funny reading this when just a couple of weeks ago you berated me for saying I didn't like their chances at Washington due to historical evidence.

 

[Shawneemicks]

#TeamBessinger

 

[douglasbader]

Pretty funny reading this when just a couple of weeks ago you berated me for saying I didn't like their chances at Washington due to historical evidence.

Yeah, because you were dead wrong and a homosexual pussy.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Saturday is probably gonna be 40 runs, a lot of punts and Hope Wisconsin makes mistakes.
Should be quite the show

 

[Shawneemicks]

And that’s probably their best path to winning

 

[Lee Beevers]

Iowa is going to comfortably beat Wisconsin controlling the game the entire day.

 

[The Dad]

Iowa is going to comfortably beat Wisconsin controlling the game the entire day.

 

[Thrawn II]

Yeah, because you were dead wrong and a homosexual pussy.

it’s okay to be gay, fresh fruit. We’re allies here.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Iowa is going to comfortably beat Wisconsin controlling the game the entire day.

Sorry for knowing ball. You enjoy balls. Hawk and testicles. We’re not the same my bald menapausing friend.

 

[KitKatApples]

Self PWN?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Iowa is going to comfortably beat Wisconsin controlling the game the entire day.

I trust you’ve been grinding over the all-22. I expect a fully engaged tavern experience from you this weekend. No plays off!

 

[Lee Beevers]

Self PWN?

Denied on grounds of your severe retardation.

 

[KitKatApples]

Did you not see the question mark? I was asking politely.

 

[The Dad]

Self PWN?

Little Leebert wasn’t tall enough to see past his own post.

 

[KitKatApples]

We live in confusing times

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Sorry for knowing ball. You enjoy balls. Hawk and testicles. We’re not the same my bald menapausing friend.

Love you too @Lee Beevers

 

[Lee Beevers]

Little Leebert wasn’t tall enough to see past his own post.

I’ll shit on your bald head and smear in!!!

 

[Lee Beevers]

Love you too @Lee Beevers

I admit I do love you 1.63% of the time.

 

[KitKatApples]

I recall when it was only .80085% of the time

 

[The Dad]

I’ll shit on your bald head and smear in!!!

Eat some sprouts before you do, plz.

 

[Malickfan]

Sorry for knowing ball. You enjoy balls. Hawk and testicles. We’re not the same my bald menapausing friend.

What the fuck are you doing?

 

[Lee Beevers]

What the fuck are you doing?

Whatever I choose, @Malickfan.

 

[Malickfan]

Whatever I choose, @Malickfan.

Denied.