Banks vs Vandy

[AZmessDAWG]

I hate Iowa fans

 

[HiawathaHawk]

The stupidity in this thread cannot be fixed.

 

[douglasbader]

Stanzi can have Joe Montana stats, but there is no doubt at all that he FUCKING SUCKED at the end of games and shit his pants multiple times in 2010.

Hooray! that he had good stats before that, but stop trying to paint him as anything other than a complete fucking retard in the last 3-5 minutes of about 5 games in 2010.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Stanzi can have Joe Montana stats, but there is no doubt at all that he FUCKING SUCKED at the end of games and shit his pants multiple times in 2010.

Hooray! that he had good stats before that, but stop trying to paint him as anything other than a complete fucking retard in the last 3-5 minutes of about 5 games in 2010.

I thought it was Kirk that was the retard at the end of games.

 

[Revolver]

Stanzi can have Joe Montana stats, but there is no doubt at all that he FUCKING SUCKED at the end of games and shit his pants multiple times in 2010.

Hooray! that he had good stats before that, but stop trying to paint him as anything other than a complete fucking retard in the last 3-5 minutes of about 5 games in 2010.

I thought it was Kirk that was the retard at the end of games.

Exactly. I thought Doug was trolling earlier. Our defense was such a letdown that season, and we all know of Kirk's mishaps. Stanzi was much better and smarter his senior year. He didn't regress at all.

I am not saying he didn't make some mistakes at crucial times. If that team was as good as they should have been, most of our games wouldn't have been close. But alas, Kirk plays close games.

 

[douglasbader]

Stanzi can have Joe Montana stats, but there is no doubt at all that he FUCKING SUCKED at the end of games and shit his pants multiple times in 2010.

Hooray! that he had good stats before that, but stop trying to paint him as anything other than a complete fucking retard in the last 3-5 minutes of about 5 games in 2010.

I thought it was Kirk that was the retard at the end of games.

Ferentz has always been a retard at the end of games, but he sure didn't throw a fucking check down to Adam Robinson to run the clock out against Wisconsin while just out of FG range, or take 4 straight sacks to end a game, or chuck a horrible pass with the game essentially sealed to give it right back to Northwestern.

Stanzi was a fucking pussy in 2010.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

if we got unlimited downs stanzi would still be standing there getting drilled by Arizona defenders

 

[Whatever]

Stanzi can have Joe Montana stats, but there is no doubt at all that he FUCKING SUCKED at the end of games and shit his pants multiple times in 2010.

Hooray! that he had good stats before that, but stop trying to paint him as anything other than a complete fucking retard in the last 3-5 minutes of about 5 games in 2010.

I thought it was Kirk that was the retard at the end of games.

Ferentz has always been a reta at the end of games, but he sure didn't throw a fucking check down to Adam Robinson to run the clock out against Wisconsin while just out of FG range, or take 4 straight sacks to end a game, or chuck a horrible pass with the game essentially sealed to give it right back to Northwestern.

Stanzi was a fucking pussy in 2010.

Some Ricky stats from 2009:

Penn St - 11 comp 26 att 135 yds 0 tds 2 ints
Michigan St - 11 comp 28 att 138 yds 1 td 0 int
Indiana - 13 comp 26 att 335 yds 3 tds 5 int

But the Hawks won so who cares!!!##$#!!

Some Ricky stats from 2010:

Arizona - 18 comp 33 att 279 yds 3 tds 1 int
Wisconsin - 24 comp 37 att 258 yds 3 tds 0 int
Northwestern - 23 comp 41 att 270 yds 2 tds 1 int

Iowa lost he played like a fucking pussy!!#@@!!

 

[roseboundhawk]

I thought it was Kirk that was the retard at the end of games.

Ferentz has always been a reta at the end of games, but he sure didn't throw a fucking check down to Adam Robinson to run the clock out against Wisconsin while just out of FG range, or take 4 straight sacks to end a game, or chuck a horrible pass with the game essentially sealed to give it right back to Northwestern.

Stanzi was a fucking pussy in 2010.

Some Ricky stats from 2009:

Penn St - 11 comp 26 att 135 yds 0 tds 2 ints
Michigan St - 11 comp 28 att 138 yds 1 td 0 int
Indiana - 13 comp 26 att 335 yds 3 tds 5 int

But the Hawks won so who cares!!!##$#!!

Some Ricky stats from 2010:

Arizona - 18 comp 33 att 279 yds 3 tds 1 int
Wisconsin - 24 comp 37 att 258 yds 3 tds 0 int
Northwestern - 23 comp 41 att 270 yds 2 tds 1 int

Iowa lost he played like a fucking pussy!!#@@!!

BAM@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[scottsdalehawk]

That's some straight pwnage right there. 2010 IOWA didn't have what 2009 IOWA did in crunch time. It's silly to put that all on Stanzi. Maybe if the fucking line would have blocked someone in that last minute at Arizona, he could have lead a drive.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

That's some straight pwnage right there. 2010 IOWA didn't have what 2009 IOWA did in crunch time. It's silly to put that all on Stanzi. Maybe if the fucking line would have blocked someone in that last minute at Arizona, he could have lead a drive.

Correct. Or maybe KOK could have called a different protection package after seeing Arizona send the fucking house in the second half and most noticeably after the first two plays of that last drive. To constantly put the weight of losses all on the quarterback is fucking amateur hour. The 2009 team won in spite of Stanzi a lot of the time. Give me a fucking break.

 

[Monster]

That's some straight pwnage right there. 2010 IOWA didn't have what 2009 IOWA did in crunch time. It's silly to put that all on Stanzi. Maybe if the fucking line would have blocked someone in that last minute at Arizona, he could have lead a drive.

Correct. Or maybe KOK could have called a different protection package after seeing Arizona send the fucking house in the second half and most noticeably after the first two plays of that last drive. To constantly put the weight of losses all on the quarterback is fucking amateur hour. The 2009 team won in spite of Stanzi a lot of the time. Give me a fucking break.

That's what Doug does. It's all about wins!!!1!1

I guess you have to ask is it better if your QB shits his pants for 55 minutes, only to make a play in the end occasionally, or play great for 55 minutes to keep his team in a game that shouldn't even be close?

 

[HiawathaHawk]

That's some straight pwnage right there. 2010 IOWA didn't have what 2009 IOWA did in crunch time. It's silly to put that all on Stanzi. Maybe if the fucking line would have blocked someone in that last minute at Arizona, he could have lead a drive.

Correct. Or maybe KOK could have called a different protection package after seeing Arizona send the fucking house in the second half and most noticeably after the first two plays of that last drive. To constantly put the weight of losses all on the quarterback is fucking amateur hour. The 2009 team won in spite of Stanzi a lot of the time. Give me a fucking break.

That's what meatballs do. And for a guy who can be a really good poster, Doug can be an enormous meatball at times.
Wins are all that matter!!!! Clutch!!! Crunch time!!! Gamer!!! Pussy!!! Stats are for nerds!!!! And pussies!!!

Who cares if you completely sucked for 3 quarters and would have been blown out if not for one of the best defenses in the country bailing you out. If you made a couple of plays late you were clearly better than a year when you produced more, put more points on the board but had a defense that completely sucked in the 4th quarter.

 

[The Dad]

Balls, misplaced.
Manhood, adjusted.

I'll fix this for you.

Stanzi: Junior year.

Stanzi: Senior year

No. Stanzi went from this:

To this:

When we really needed this:

 

[douglasbader]

It's cute to see everyone make excuses for last drive 2010 Poopy Pants Ricky. No amount of stats can change the fact that he was a different player in crunch time in 2010. He sucked.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

The dougie double down.

 

[Gushawk]

The last drive in the Wisconsin game was atrociously bad on Stanzi's part. Arizona was bad too, though perhaps less so exclusively Stanzi's "fault".

 

[Whatever]

Fuck this. Stanzi turned into a efficient robot pussy.

You've got Lwade, The Dad and Revolver on your side!

How am I on the same side as The Dad and L.Wade here?

My bad. Misread your post. Very sorry for lumping you in with that retarded argument.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

The dougie double down.

:rollfloor:

 

[douglasbader]

Stanzi last play against Wisconsin. Thread over.

 

[MikeyJoe]

The last drive in the Wisconsin game was atrociously bad on Stanzi's part. Arizona was bad too, though perhaps less so exclusively Stanzi's "fault".

The point is that if 2009 Stanzi was playing those games, the final drive likely wouldn't have mattered.

Nor would it likely have mattered if the 2009 defense was playing those games in 2010.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

The last drive in the Wisconsin game was atrociously bad on Stanzi's part. Arizona was bad too, though perhaps less so exclusively Stanzi's "fault".

The point is that if 2009 Stanzi was playing those games, the final drive likely wouldn't have mattered.

Nor would it likely have mattered if the 2009 defense was playing those games in 2010.

Not acceptable, Mikey. No other factors changed when it came to the two teams.

 

[Whatever]

The Adam Robinson play in the Wisconsin game was a combination of JJ Watt absolutely pwning Zusevics giving Stanzi no time, and Robinson shitting his pants when he caught the ball and not getting out of bounds.

 

[Revolver]

The last drive in the Wisconsin game was atrociously bad on Stanzi's part. Arizona was bad too, though perhaps less so exclusively Stanzi's "fault".

The point is that if 2009 Stanzi was playing those games, the final drive likely wouldn't have mattered.

This.

Nor would it likely have mattered if the 2009 defense was playing those games in 2010.

Mostly this.

 

[Whatever]

Stanzi last play against Wisconsin. Thread over.

Youtube is your friend. You may want to go back and look at that play again. Keep an eye on #99 in white, who currently leads the NFL in sacks.

 

[The Dad]

The last drive in the Wisconsin game was atrociously bad on Stanzi's part. Arizona was bad too, though perhaps less so exclusively Stanzi's "fault".

The point is that if 2009 Stanzi was playing those games, the final drive likely wouldn't have mattered.

Nor would it likely have mattered if the 2009 defense was playing those games in 2010.

Yes, the defense sucked. No one will argue that. The point for me is that 2010 Stanzi had multiple opportunities to make plays at the end of games and came through a grand total of zero times.

 

[Whatever]

The last drive in the Wisconsin game was atrociously bad on Stanzi's part. Arizona was bad too, though perhaps less so exclusively Stanzi's "fault".

The point is that if 2009 Stanzi was playing those games, the final drive likely wouldn't have mattered.

Nor would it likely have mattered if the 2009 defense was playing those games in 2010.

Yes, the defense sucked. No one will argue that. The point for me is that 2010 Stanzi had multiple opportunities to make plays at the end of games and came through a grand total of zero times.

Iowa scored late in the 4th quarter of the Indiana game on a Stanzi TD in 2010.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

 

[The Dad]

The point is that if 2009 Stanzi was playing those games, the final drive likely wouldn't have mattered.

Nor would it likely have mattered if the 2009 defense was playing those games in 2010.

Yes, the defense sucked. No one will argue that. The point for me is that 2010 Stanzi had multiple opportunities to make plays at the end of games and came through a grand total of zero times.

Iowa scored late in the 4th quarter of the Indiana game on a Stanzi TD in 2010.

A Stanzi with balls would have put up way more than 18 against that sorry assed Indiana team. Chappell was the QB with the game winning drive in that one.

 

[douglasbader]

Stanzi last play against Wisconsin. Thread over.

Youtube is your friend. You may want to go back and look at that play again. Keep an eye on #99 in white, who currently leads the NFL in sacks.

I just watched it. Stanzi is a fucking retard. You don't throw the ball 5 yards to the middle of the field, you chuck it in the dirt or get it out of bounds.

Robinson didn't shit his pants, he was like "WTF??" and was sprinting to get out of bounds but HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING FIELD.

 

[Lime]

2010 Stanzi sucked because Angerer graduated, Spievey went pro early, and Clayborn and Ballard did not have strong years rushing the passer.

 

[douglasbader]

To further the point that Stanzi is a retard, he tried to do the exact same thing to Adam Robinson at the end of a game a few weeks later and thankfully Robinson batted the pass down or the clock would have run out then as well.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

how in the fuck does the defense affect how stanzi plays with one final drive to win?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

how in the fuck does the defense affect how stanzi plays with one final drive to win?

JFC.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

+1, AZ.

 

[IowaWigman]

I thought it was Kirk that was the retard at the end of games.

Ferentz has always been a reta at the end of games, but he sure didn't throw a fucking check down to Adam Robinson to run the clock out against Wisconsin while just out of FG range, or take 4 straight sacks to end a game, or chuck a horrible pass with the game essentially sealed to give it right back to Northwestern.

Stanzi was a fucking pussy in 2010.

Some Ricky stats from 2009:

Penn St - 11 comp 26 att 135 yds 0 tds 2 ints
Michigan St - 11 comp 28 att 138 yds 1 td 0 int
Indiana - 13 comp 26 att 335 yds 3 tds 5 int

But the Hawks won so who cares!!!##$#!!

Some Ricky stats from 2010:

Arizona - 18 comp 33 att 279 yds 3 tds 1 int
Wisconsin - 24 comp 37 att 258 yds 3 tds 0 int
Northwestern - 23 comp 41 att 270 yds 2 tds 1 int

Iowa lost he played like a fucking pussy!!#@@!!

Wasn't the NW game where he was chucking shit down the middle of the field consistently? Just awful throws.

 

[Whatever]

stanzi last play against wisconsin. Thread over.

youtube is your friend. You may want to go back and look at that play again. Keep an eye on #99 in white, who currently leads the nfl in sacks.

i just watched it. Stanzi is a fucking retard. You don't throw the ball 5 yards to the middle of the field, you chuck it in the dirt or get it out of bounds.

Robinson didn't shit his pants, he was like "wtf??" and was sprinting to get out of bounds but he was in the middle of the fucking field.

it was not in the middle of the fucking field. Go watch it again dumbass. He almost got out of bounds even though he hesitated.

 

[Revolver]

Yes, the defense sucked. No one will argue that. The point for me is that 2010 Stanzi had multiple opportunities to make plays at the end of games and came through a grand total of zero times.

Iowa scored late in the 4th quarter of the Indiana game on a Stanzi TD in 2010.

A Stanzi with balls would have put up way more than 18 against that sorry assed Indiana team. Chappell was the QB with the game winning drive in that one.

Kirk is the reason we didn't pound Indiana.

 

[Revolver]

+1, AZ.

+2, Frodo.

 

[Whatever]

Yes, the defense sucked. No one will argue that. The point for me is that 2010 Stanzi had multiple opportunities to make plays at the end of games and came through a grand total of zero times.

Iowa scored late in the 4th quarter of the Indiana game on a Stanzi TD in 2010.

A Stanzi with balls would have put up way more than 18 against that sorry assed Indiana team. Chappell was the QB with the game winning drive in that one.

Are you going to be another guy who doubles down and can't admit when he is wrong?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

how in the fuck can so many people refuse to recognize how bad he was at the end of games his last year?

i am not arguing that he wasnt better much of the time, but he clearly regressed in some important areas.

 

[The Dad]

Iowa scored late in the 4th quarter of the Indiana game on a Stanzi TD in 2010.

A Stanzi with balls would have put up way more than 18 against that sorry assed Indiana team. Chappell was the QB with the game winning drive in that one.

Are you going to be another guy who doubles down and can't admit when he is wrong?

I agree with you regarding his stats but Stanzi's 2 minute drill/late game performance in 2010, as a whole, was awful. You'll never get me to admit otherwise. If that's a double down, so be it.

 

[The Dad]

Scooped by L Wade.

Urb > Stanzi

 

[Monster]

I may be misremembering, but wasnt the issue in the Wisky game the time out debacle?

 

[Revolver]

I may be misremembering, but wasnt the issue in the Wisky game the time out debacle?

and fake punt debacle? This is the first I've heard Stanzi blamed.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

YES we realize that there were other glaring deficiencies on that team. this is a QB discussion. quit changing the fucking subject.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

how in the fuck can so many people refuse to recognize how bad he was at the end of games his last year?

i am not arguing that he wasnt better much of the time, but he clearly regressed in some important areas.

Because I'm hesitant to say he "regressed". He was put in more situations like that in '10 because of the defense. Law of averages.

 

[The Dad]

I may be misremembering, but wasnt the issue in the Wisky game the time out debacle?

and fake punt debacle? This is the first I've heard Stanzi blamed.

And the defense that got manhandled in the 4th. Look, there were several other reasons why we lost that game, but that doesn't change the fact that Ricky shit the bed when he had a chance to win it at the end.

 

[The Dad]

how in the fuck can so many people refuse to recognize how bad he was at the end of games his last year?

i am not arguing that he wasnt better much of the time, but he clearly regressed in some important areas.

Because I'm hesitant to say he "regressed". He was put in more situations like that in '10 because of the defense.

See Mich St 2009. Ricky set the bar, not me.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

how in the fuck can so many people refuse to recognize how bad he was at the end of games his last year?

i am not arguing that he wasnt better much of the time, but he clearly regressed in some important areas.

Because I'm hesitant to say he "regressed". He was put in more situations like that in '10 because of the defense. Law of averages.

no way. the 2009 team was also in a ton of close game and lucky as shit at times.