Banks vs Vandy

[MikeyJoe]

The 2008 season was fun once the ball got rolling as well. That was a good team in the second half of the year.

 

[douglasbader]

Says the exaggerator who said he caught it at "the numbers" and then tried to pass it off as Robinson's fault for squaring up. Fuck off balloon head.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

The 2008 season was fun once the ball got rolling as well. That was a good team in the second half of the year.

for sure. especially because i declared our program dead in mid september.

 

[Whatever]

are we really going to bitch about the definition of "middle of the field"?

it may not be the geometrical center but i would consider that to effectively be in the middle of the field.

If it is not even close to the geometrical center it aint the middle you fucking retard.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

I hate most of you in this thread.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Says the exaggerator who said he caught it at "the numbers" and then tried to pass it off as Robinson's fault for squaring up. Fuck off balloon head.

Which statement appears to be more accurate?

ARob was pretty much on the numbers when he caught it

Throwing the ball to A-Rob 5 yards away in the middle of the field

He's like a yard off of the numbers.

Look, I get it. You went full doug. (What did L. Wade say about rounding everything to 0 or 1,000,000 and screaming?) Your main problem is you can't make an argument without getting completely hysterical, and than rather than conceding that you exaggerated, you double down and start swearing at anyone who points it out.

 

[Match34]

Somehow this thread got worse after it moved past the Banks vs JVB discussion.

 

[The Dad]

He's got some long ass legs.

There were 9 seconds left Mikey. Nine. It was a terrible throw, and an even worse decision.

I said it was a bad throw, retard.

Be nice Mikey. We're all friends here.

 

[douglasbader]

Only a yard off of the numbers? You mean like 3 yards?

I get it, you went full Mikey and tried to become Capt. Numbers to argue that play really wasn't the wrong one and it was A-Rob's fault and you have been backtracking ever since.

 

[The Dad]

The throw needed to be past the sticks, right on the sideline, out of bounds or spiked into the gound at Arob's feet. He had 4 options to continue the game, but instead he threw it right where Wisky wanted him to. All on Ricky there.

 

[douglasbader]

Just for the record, Mikey and Whatever are arguing that this wasn't Stanzi's fault and he actually made a good decision to throw it to A-Rob who was 5 yards away short of the first down, 9 seconds left, no time outs and had no chance to get out of bounds.

Whatever actually prefers this decision to kicking a 56 yard FG.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Just for the record, Mikey and Whatever are arguing that this wasn't Stanzi's fault and he actually made a good decision

Why do you do this? It's really puzzling.

 

[douglasbader]

Just for the record, Mikey and Whatever are arguing that this wasn't Stanzi's fault and he actually made a good decision

Why do you do this? It's really puzzling.

My bad, you didn't say "good" decision, but you sure didn't disagree with it, made some excuses, implied that if the throw was good it would have been a good decision, and then put it on Robinson. The only fault of Stanzi is the throw was too low. Lol.

The Wisconsin throw was more of a bad throw than a bad decision. ARob was pretty much on the numbers when he caught it, but A) Ricky threw it too low and B) ARob for some reason squared up instead of running straight out of bounds.

The bigger problem in that game was Kirk's retarded clock management.

 

[douglasbader]

Gee, Mikey, I just don't know why I say things like that! It wasn't like Whatever hasn't said multiple times that he agreed with Stanzi's decision, put the blame on everyone else and then blamed Robinson. Why do I say these things?????

The Adam Robinson play in the Wisconsin game was a combination of JJ Watt absolutely pwning Zusevics giving Stanzi no time, and Robinson shitting his pants when he caught the ball and not getting out of bounds.

 

[howler]

Why's Brett Favre scared of Dolphins?

 

[Whatever]

Stanzi last play against Wisconsin. Thread over.

Youtube is your friend. You may want to go back and look at that play again. Keep an eye on #99 in white, who currently leads the NFL in sacks.

I just watched it. Stanzi is a fucking retard. You don't throw the ball 5 yards to the middle of the field, you chuck it in the dirt or get it out of bounds.

Robinson didn't shit his pants, he was like "WTF??" and was sprinting to get out of bounds but HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING FIELD.

I'll take my version of those events over this one. Good grief.

 

[The Dad]

Youtube is your friend. You may want to go back and look at that play again. Keep an eye on #99 in white, who currently leads the NFL in sacks.

I just watched it. Stanzi is a fucking retard. You don't throw the ball 5 yards to the middle of the field, you chuck it in the dirt or get it out of bounds.

Robinson didn't shit his pants, he was like "WTF??" and was sprinting to get out of bounds but HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING FIELD.

I'll take my version of those events over this one. Good grief.

Are you Ken O'Keefe?

 

[douglasbader]

Youtube is your friend. You may want to go back and look at that play again. Keep an eye on #99 in white, who currently leads the NFL in sacks.

I just watched it. Stanzi is a fucking retard. You don't throw the ball 5 yards to the middle of the field, you chuck it in the dirt or get it out of bounds.

Robinson didn't shit his pants, he was like "WTF??" and was sprinting to get out of bounds but HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING FIELD.

I'll take my version of those events over this one. Good grief.

Of course you will, in your fucked up world Denard Robinson is the best QB, Eric May is a good Basketball player and Devyn Marble sucks.

 

[BBK]

BAM!

 

[douglasbader]

There is a full version of the 2nd half of the Wisconsin game on youtube. Watching that again, I blame Stanzi for having to burn that last time out. Instead of just getting up under center to spike the ball no matter what after the 1st down, he backs off 10 yards and just stares over at the sideline with his hands up and they have to burn a time out at that point.

If I remember correctly from that game, O'Keefe was looking down at his play card and had no idea that Ricky was looking over to him for a play. Stanzi is the one that looks like he doesn't have a fucking clue what he is doing, despite Iowa's past clock management fuck ups.

Either he forgot what to do or they are they biggest idiots ever for not having the next play immediately called after he got the first down. From just the reactions on the field I think Ricky forgot what he was supposed to do because Robinson and others certainly knew what the fuck they were going to do.

 

[douglasbader]

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[Whatever]

I just watched it. Stanzi is a fucking retard. You don't throw the ball 5 yards to the middle of the field, you chuck it in the dirt or get it out of bounds.

Robinson didn't shit his pants, he was like "WTF??" and was sprinting to get out of bounds but HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING FIELD.

I'll take my version of those events over this one. Good grief.

Of course you will, in your fucked up world Denard Robinson is the best QB, Eric May is a good Basketball player and Devyn Marble sucks.

I'll take the fact that you are going to this card as acknowledgement that you've gotten your ass kicked in this thread.

HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING FIELD. JFC.

 

[douglasbader]

I'll take my version of those events over this one. Good grief.

Of course you will, in your fucked up world Denard Robinson is the best QB, Eric May is a good Basketball player and Devyn Marble sucks.

I'll take the fact that you are going to this card as acknowledgement that you've gotten your ass kicked in this thread.

HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING FIELD. JFC.

Stanzi had already seen him a split second earlier and Robinson was standing a foot away from the hash in this picture. He came up the middle of the line out of the backfield, so yes, he was IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING FIELD.

He was also pitter pattering his feet and swinging his head around when all of a sudden Ricky made the worst decision he could ever make.

 

[Whatever]

And LMAO that the guy who said the NCAA wouldn't do jack shit to Penn St and Iowa will win 9 games in football this year is giving me shit for old posts.

 

[douglasbader]

And LMAO that the guy who said the NCAA wouldn't do jack shit to Penn St and Iowa will win 9 games in football this year is giving me shit for old posts.

There are levels of suck, and your Eric May / Devyn Marble (along with your Denard Robinson) analysis trumps any of that.

Also, pretty sure I predicted 8 wins, not 9.

 

[douglasbader]

And LMAO that the guy who said the NCAA wouldn't do jack shit to Penn St and Iowa will win 9 games in football this year is giving me shit for old posts.

Weren't you also the "Matt Gatens is an NBA player" guy?

LOL!

 

[BBK]

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My God.

 

[Alan Lomax]

There is a full version of the 2nd half of the Wisconsin game on youtube. Watching that again, I blame Stanzi for having to burn that last time out. Instead of just getting up under center to spike the ball no matter what after the 1st down, he backs off 10 yards and just stares over at the sideline with his hands up and they have to burn a time out at that point.

If I remember correctly from that game, O'Keefe was looking down at his play card and had no idea that Ricky was looking over to him for a play. Stanzi is the one that looks like he doesn't have a fucking clue what he is doing, despite Iowa's past clock management fuck ups.

Either he forgot what to do or they are they biggest idiots ever for not having the next play immediately called after he got the first down. From just the reactions on the field I think Ricky forgot what he was supposed to do because Robinson and others certainly knew what the fuck they were going to do.

The "play" was spike the fucking ball. There wasn't enough time left for anything else, the down meant nothing. They just ran a sneak for fucks sake, they had a play ready to go.

 

[douglasbader]

There is a full version of the 2nd half of the Wisconsin game on youtube. Watching that again, I blame Stanzi for having to burn that last time out. Instead of just getting up under center to spike the ball no matter what after the 1st down, he backs off 10 yards and just stares over at the sideline with his hands up and they have to burn a time out at that point.

If I remember correctly from that game, O'Keefe was looking down at his play card and had no idea that Ricky was looking over to him for a play. Stanzi is the one that looks like he doesn't have a fucking clue what he is doing, despite Iowa's past clock management fuck ups.

Either he forgot what to do or they are they biggest idiots ever for not having the next play immediately called after he got the first down. From just the reactions on the field I think Ricky forgot what he was supposed to do because Robinson and others certainly knew what the fuck they were going to do.

The "play" was spike the fucking ball. There wasn't enough time left for anything else, the down meant nothing. They just ran a sneak for fucks sake, they had a play ready to go.

Of course, which is why from the way all the other players were reacting on the field (all of them lined up immediately and multiple others were signaling to hurry up and spike) and the way Ricky was reacting, I simply think he forgot what he was supposed to do.

 

[Whatever]

And LMAO that the guy who said the NCAA wouldn't do jack shit to Penn St and Iowa will win 9 games in football this year is giving me shit for old posts.

Weren't you also the "Matt Gatens is an NBA player" guy?

LOL!

Now you are going to start making shit up? You got a link for that one big guy?

Here's your Penn St post:

Originally Posted by douglasbader
I said it in the other thread, the NCAA and Big Ten aren't going to do jack shit to Penn State. They will let law enforcement take care of it. Sandusky is in jail for life, Paterno is dead, and the other shitheads are under arrest.

Penn State is still controlled by very powerful and influential people. The will get time served and move on without much more than a speed bump.

The only real thing that is going to happen is they are going to be paying out millions to the victims.

You nailed it! Dougstradamus!

 

[douglasbader]

Denard Robinson is the best QB in college football, boyz.

Also, Eric May is good and Devyn Marble sucks. May is better than Marble and should be starting!

LOFL

 

[douglasbader]

I'm sorry, it was "Matt Gatens would be the 2nd best option on multiple Top 10 teams".

LOLZ.

 

[BBK]

I agree with Doug. Fuck you, whatever.

 

[Whatever]

Denard Robinson is the best QB in college football, boyz.

Also, Eric May is good and Devyn Marble sucks. May is better than Marble and should be starting!

LOFL

Link to me saying Denard Robinson is the best QB in college football? Link to me saying Gatens would be an NBA player? Any other shit you want to make up tonight?

 

[douglasbader]

Denard Robinson is the best QB in college football, boyz.

Also, Eric May is good and Devyn Marble sucks. May is better than Marble and should be starting!

LOFL

Link to me saying Denard Robinson is the best QB in college football? Link to me saying Gatens would be an NBA player? Any other shit you want to make up tonight?

I already apologized and corrected the Gatens comment, funny you don't address the "2nd best option on multiple Top 10 teams" comment. You know there is a quote for that one.

I will check on the Denard comment.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Denard Robinson is the best QB in college football, boyz.

Also, Eric May is good and Devyn Marble sucks. May is better than Marble and should be starting!

LOFL

Link to me saying Denard Robinson is the best QB in college football? Link to me saying Gatens would be an NBA player? Any other shit you want to make up tonight?

I already apologized and corrected the Gatens comment, funny you don't address the "2nd best option on multiple Top 10 teams" comment. You know there is a quote for that one.

I will check on the Denard comment.

This made me LOL. So businesslike.

 

[Whatever]

I'm sorry, it was "Matt Gatens would be the 2nd best option on multiple Top 10 teams".

LOLZ.

Link? JFC are you going to keep making this shit up?

 

[douglasbader]

Well, I found you calling Denard as good of a runner and a far better passer than Michael Vick ever was. Lol. I'll keep looking for more.

http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/showthread.php?t=72178&highlight=denard&page=2

 

[Whatever]

Keep looking Doug! I'm sure it's there somewhere. Also get back to me with that link of when I said Gatens would be the 2nd option on multiple top 10 teams.

 

[BBK]

I'm pretty sure at some point I argued with whatever on whether or not Denard would be an NFL QB.

 

[Whatever]

I'm pretty sure at some point I argued with whatever on whether or not Denard would be an NFL QB.

LOL! Link?

 

[HiawathaHawk]

I can't even remember because my head hurts from reading the last 3 pages, but didn't the whole discussion start because someone(s) said Stanzi regressed his senior year? Or am I misrembering?

 

[douglasbader]

Keep looking Doug! I'm sure it's there somewhere. Also get back to me with that link of when I said Gatens would be the 2nd option on multiple top 10 teams.

I believe you included teams like Wisconsin and Indiana, who were both in the Top 10 at various points in the season as well as Wichita State (think they got as high up as #12) along with other teams like Notre Dame.

Don't worry, I will find that link if I can!

 

[Monster]

Doug has lost his fucking mind.

Its going to be a pleasure to punch that homo in the neck in nine days.

 

[douglasbader]

Yep, here is the thread where you list out some teams including Indiana (Top 10), Wichita State (Top 12), Notre Dame, Florida State, and "others". Pretty sure if I look hard enough I can find the Wisconsin one as well (Top 10 early season).

http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/showthread.php?t=91060&highlight=gatens+notre+dame&page=15

 

[Gushawk]

Doug has lost his fucking mind.

Its going to be a pleasure to punch that homo in the neck in nine days.

Just don't neuter him like KF did Stanzi. It would be bad for the board.

 

[douglasbader]

Doug has lost his fucking mind.

Its going to be a pleasure to punch that homo in the neck in nine days.

5th best season EVER!!!!11#%^#$^&#

 

[L. Wade Childress]

i am quite certain that halo would win any e-war of attrition.

 

[The Dad]

There is a full version of the 2nd half of the Wisconsin game on youtube. Watching that again, I blame Stanzi for having to burn that last time out. Instead of just getting up under center to spike the ball no matter what after the 1st down, he backs off 10 yards and just stares over at the sideline with his hands up and they have to burn a time out at that point.

If I remember correctly from that game, O'Keefe was looking down at his play card and had no idea that Ricky was looking over to him for a play. Stanzi is the one that looks like he doesn't have a fucking clue what he is doing, despite Iowa's past clock management fuck ups.

Either he forgot what to do or they are they biggest idiots ever for not having the next play immediately called after he got the first down. From just the reactions on the field I think Ricky forgot what he was supposed to do because Robinson and others certainly knew what the fuck they were going to do.

The "play" was spike the fucking ball. There wasn't enough time left for anything else, the down meant nothing. They just ran a sneak for fucks sake, they had a play ready to go.

Of course, which is why from the way all the other players were reacting on the field (all of them lined up immediately and multiple others were signaling to hurry up and spike) and the way Ricky was reacting, I simply think he forgot what he was supposed to do.

He shit his pants Douglas. Lost the balls and awarness it takes to win a game. Plain and simple.

 

[Whatever]

Yep, here is the thread where you list out some teams including Indiana (Top 10), Wichita State (Top 12), Notre Dame, Florida State, and "others". Pretty sure if I look hard enough I can find the Wisconsin one as well (Top 10 early season).

http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/showthread.php?t=91060&highlight=gatens+notre+dame&page=15

So I didn't say that Gatens would be the 2nd option on multiple top 10 teams. Why don't you start searching first and posting things I actually said?