Caitlin Clark Highlight / Absurd Stats Thread NOT OMNIBUS WBB!!!!

[hawkeyealum]

Sorry, thought that was the men’s defensive player

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Sorry, thought that was the men’s defensive player

Doesn’t make much sense to have posted it in a women’s basketball thread then.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Doesn’t make much sense to have posted it in a women’s basketball thread then.

 

[thrawn]

Thought she might be content to wait for the Iowa job but maybe that isn’t going to open up

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

So Kylie Feuerbach has transferred from ISU to Iowa. She started a bunch of games for them this year as a Freshman. Kinda crazy as my recollection she was all sorts of legacy recruit for ISU.

 

[hawkeyealum]

She’s seems kinda hot.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

I reached that conclusion too.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

She’s seems kinda hot.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Jesus. Smoke show.

 

[douglasbader]

This has entered the Creep Squad stage, guys.

 

[brantshawks]

Doug is above this, guys.


Oh, hey Doug, got anymore pics of your wife in a bikini to share with guys on the internet?

 

[douglasbader]

Doug is above this, guys.


Oh, hey Doug, got anymore pics of your wife in a bikini to share with guys on the internet?

Sorry, I'll tell stories about her making me stop to buy Happy Meal toys and speaking broken Spanish in parent teacher meetings next time instead. Maybe a few cloth diaper stories to go with it.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Brant is going to punish Doug with former Mrs Brant bikini pics

 

[TJones3312]

Brant is going to punish Doug with former Mrs Brant bikini pics

Bikini contest!

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Brant is going to punish Doug with former Mrs Brant bikini pics

In case the creep factor wasn’t high enough.

 

[douglasbader]

That fucking hippie ex-wife of his likely has the biggest fucking bush of all time.

 

[brantshawks]

Sorry, I'll tell stories about her making me stop to buy Happy Meal toys and speaking broken Spanish in parent teacher meetings next time instead. Maybe a few cloth diaper stories to go with it.

It's a decent divorce add-on, tbh.

 

[Revolver]

Saturday Morning: Coffee and Thunderdome.

 

[hawkeyealum]

 

[douglasbader]

Doug is above this, guys.


Oh, hey Doug, got anymore pics of your wife in a bikini to share with guys on the internet?

Also, in my defense there was a post that has seemingly been deleted (not just edited) completely when I posted this.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Boy is this damning with faint praise.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

This has entered the Creep Squad stage, guys.

From earlier in this very thread:

Clark is a good looking girl.

 

[douglasbader]

From earlier in this very thread:

As mentioned above, was more in reference to one post that remains and one post the mods completely deleted sometime early this morning.

Saying that "Clark is a good looking girl" is a bit different from the comments above and the post deleted.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I've seen the bikini story referenced before, what is the back story to it?

I don't need to see the photos, just interested in the story

 

[eclone]

So Kylie Feuerbach has transferred from ISU to Iowa. She started a bunch of games for them this year as a Freshman. Kinda crazy as my recollection she was all sorts of legacy recruit for ISU.

ISU staff and players apparently not real happy with how this went down. Wouldn’t expect a friendly handshake between Fennelly and Bluder next year.

But Clark and Feuerbach played aau ball together, soI’m guessing it’s more Clark recruiting than Iowa tampering. (They didn’t need to)

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

ISU staff and players apparently not real happy with how this went down. Wouldn’t expect a friendly handshake between Fennelly and Bluder next year.

Thats too bad!

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

ISU staff and players apparently not real happy with how this went down. Wouldn’t expect a friendly handshake between Fennelly and Bluder next year.

But Clark and Feuerbach played aau ball together, soI’m guessing it’s more Clark recruiting than Iowa tampering. (They didn’t need to)

someone on our tos said a lot of the current players dont like Fennelly and there may be more transfers fwiw

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

someone on our tos said a lot of the current players dont like Fennelly and there may be more transfers fwiw

“Family values” can also be creepy.

 

[eclone]

someone on our tos said a lot of the current players dont like Fennelly and there may be more transfers fwiw

Not saying you’re wrong, but also that’s been the rumors around ISU for roughly the last 25 years.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

ISU staff and players apparently not real happy with how this went down. Wouldn’t expect a friendly handshake between Fennelly and Bluder next year.

But Clark and Feuerbach played aau ball together, soI’m guessing it’s more Clark recruiting than Iowa tampering. (They didn’t need to)

Lol

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

What’s the holdup, Bluder? Offer this 7th grader already!


My daughter has played against this kid for years and years. She plays like an 11th grader, not a7th grader. Crazy talented.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Have your daughter tell her that Jenica is a stupid name

 

[eclone]

Is she from Johnston?

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Yah. Her older brother is their boy’s stud right now.

 

[JD720]

Fennelly will be 69 when she gets to college. Is his kid going to take over or why is he bothering with this?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

As mentioned above, was more in reference to one post that remains and one post the mods completely deleted sometime early this morning.

Saying that "Clark is a good looking girl" is a bit different from the comments above and the post deleted.

I’m glad we have Doug to define the floating “line” of acceptable posts.

 

[eclone]

Yah. Her older brother is their boy’s stud right now.

She looks taller than him already.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I’ve known her dad for a long time. Great dude. 2x WDM B LEAGUE CHAMPS YO

 

[douglasbader]

I’m glad we have Doug to define the floating “line” of acceptable posts.

Oh?

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Kim Mulkey to LSU.

 

[eclone]

Kim Mulkey to LSU.

She found one of the few athletic departments dirtier than Baylor. That’s saying something if Baylor is too restrictive.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I didn’t realize that she was from Louisiana. I thought she was just trying super hard to look like an aging whore.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Lol

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Maddyn

 

[douglasbader]

Lol

Here is the article, and holy shit. She played Varsity basketball last year as a SEVENTH grader and averaged 21 points per game and went the state finals.

I didn't even know that was possible or something they allow.

Providence Academy (MN) Middle School star Maddyn Greenway catches up with Gopherhole - GopherHole.com

Maddyn Greenway, a 5-foot-6 2026 guard from Providence Academy, shined in her first year of varsity play last season. Greenway, the daughter of former Minnesota Viking linebacker Chad, averaged 21.0 points per game this past season as a seventh-grader, scoring in double figures in all 24 games...

gopherhole.com

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Just cross posting for posterity

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Had to track it down but this is one the best ever

 

[Hawk24]

 

[Hawk24]

 

[gable_guy]