One of my best friends from high school has always been a pretty decent athlete, but he's always had decent sized man tits for whatever reason.
In high school, whoever wasn't driving that night had to throw in gas money.
We would let that guy ride for free if he'd get out and pump gas with his shirt off, topless out in the wind
For some reason this story reminded me of a trip to the strip club in the Quad Cities next to North Park Mall and Hooters in the dead of winter somewhere around 2001. I might have told this before.
Big group of early 20's guys out on the town, typical shit. We had a little feller in our friend group, he got a bit lit up and thought a stripper was in love with him, so he hit the ATM twice and spend about $400 on her only to get a fake number.
Anyways, we head home later and decide to stop at the Hardee's on Brady and 53rd. We have 2 or 3 cars full of guys. I'm driving sober and the guys head into Hardees to get food. At some point, a poor dude pulls up in a car and goes inside as well to get food. It's cold as shit, so he leaves his car running.
Lil' fella in our group is wasted, and while getting bored waiting for the other guys he suddenly runs over to the guys car that is still running, hops in and throws it in reverse and drives it to the other side of the building. He parks it, leaves it running and comes sprinting back. We're yelling at him going "what the fuck are you doing what is wrong with you??" and finally are about to leave. As we back out and pull away, the poor guy comes out of Hardee's looking bewildered when he doesn't see his car. Drunk dipshit rolls down the window and screams "where's your car mother fucker??!!" as we drive off.
I lol'd. I still lol thinking about it 25 years later.
