All right, I'm drunk enough to attempt this:
Indiana bench in general: talking shit about Fran
Connor describes hearing Woodson curse out the refs all game.
Indiana assistant: talking to the ref
Connor: walks by and looks, but doesn't talk, at said assistant
Indiana assistant: "He can't look at me!"
Connor returns to Iowa bench, Indiana assistant continues complaining
Fran goes over and asks what the assistant is complaining about
Indiana bench rises
Indiana assistant to Fran: "You better back your ass up!"
Connor, to self: who is he (the assistant) talking to? - as in who does this dude think he is to be talking shit to the opposing head coach
Everyone grumbles at one another, and fin.
You're welcome, bitches.