**Indiana vs. Iowa - 2/22/19 - 8:15pm FS1**

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Ts and Ps to Indiana’s charter and my handle of Makers

 

[BuffettHawk]

What a spaz.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I get traffic around Carver is the worst but to all the fans that left at the end of regulation I hope you GFY and never come back.

I deserve a bow. I should have been there.

 

[The Tin Man]

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

this is outstanding

 

[BBK]

In a perfect world, bohannon gives a shout-out to Dolph In the postgame

What are your thoughts on the game Jordan?

Well first of all I’d like to give a shout out to my main nigga the Dolph man.

Certainly not the preferred nomenclature.

Porch monkey, please.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

3 and 1 with a slumping offense and finding ways to win. Hopefully the offense gets turned back on in the next couple weeks.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

FFS Connor needs to develop his shot. He's such a good passer and creates a lot of great offensive plays when he has space. But the last half of the season teams are sagging so much in passing lanes since they know he will just drive and then pivot with his back to the basket.

I don’t care if he shoots from outside. He need to keep working on driving and finishing through contact. He will keep getting better.

 

[Billy Butters]

Jbo gonna bang a few chicks tonight


probably 3

Lol. No way.

He's going to play Fortnite until 3am.

He will be at Summit. He hasn’t played Fortnite since probably Dec which has shown on the court

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

In a perfect world, bohannon gives a shout-out to Dolph In the postgame

What are your thoughts on the game Jordan?

Well first of all I’d like to give a shout out to my main nigga the Dolph man.

Certainly not the preferred nomenclature.

Porch monkey, please.

BBK had blacks in his family tree.

In fact they are probably still hanging there.

 

[Alan Lomax]

Imma be honest...I hoped @Nobody posted this one.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

What are your thoughts on the game Jordan?

Well first of all I’d like to give a shout out to my main nigga the Dolph man.

Certainly not the preferred nomenclature.

Porch monkey, please.

BBK had blacks in his family tree.

In fact they are probably still hanging there.

no

 

[Creed]

I only made it through about 2 pages from when bohannon committed. Here’s a link:
http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/threads/2016-basketball-recruiting.194584/page-45

Fuck you.

I'm never been more disappointed in a recruit. I almost want to troll him.

Fuck you.

Fuck

Fuck you.

FUck
Fuck you.
We are such a better program than we were 4-5 years ago yet are recruiting is about the exact same

Fuck you.

The thing that pisses me off about this is that it's August. There are what, six months until the spring signing period? Is he really the kind of the under the radar gem that you need to lock him up now? I'd much rather they roll the dice on a Juco player or a spring qualifier than this.

Fuck.

Fuck you.

For real. This is worse than the Kyle Meyer signing.

Fuck you.

Very true, what is the risk of stringing him along? Maybe another HM program bites, or maybe he gets pissed and decides he likes UNI or DePaul, but so what. You can find a bohannon type late in the game. This is like giving up, Fran struck out with a hot chick, so ran to the crying fat girl in the corner not realizing it was only 9:30.

Fuck you.

JFC Fran

Fuck you.

Fuuuuuccckkkkkk you Fran.

I feel like that scene in Wolf of Wall Street when Leo is screaming "Benihana?? BENI FUCKING HANA??????"

Fuck you.

In defense of bohannon, since that picture has been taken, he's developed into a handsome young man with a nice head of hair. The kind of kid you'd want your daughter to bang.

You’re cool.

2016.... 4 open scholarships.... immediate starting job at PG and PF/C open.... coming off 3 pretty damn good years...... Pemsel (hasn't played in a year because of a fucked knee), Kreiner and the son of Gordy Fucking bohannon.

Massive failure.

Fuck you.

No reason to settle this early. At least wait until Cook's recruitment plays out. With Cook on board, maybe Moore gets interested again or they can pique the interest of other PG's.

bohannon wasn't going anywhere. There wasn't the slightest hint that he might commit elsewhere anytime soon. This feels like a totally reactionary move by Fran.

Fuck you.

So is it OK now to say Fran has a problem recruiting point guards?

Fuck you.

No, he's not better than Jason.

Fuck you a lot. I’m out.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

@Creed calling people the fuck out

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I only made it through about 2 pages from when bohannon committed. Here’s a link:
http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/threads/2016-basketball-recruiting.194584/page-45

Fuck you.

I'm never been more disappointed in a recruit. I almost want to troll him.

Fuck you.

Fuck

Fuck you.

FUck
Fuck you.
We are such a better program than we were 4-5 years ago yet are recruiting is about the exact same

Fuck you.

The thing that pisses me off about this is that it's August. There are what, six months until the spring signing period? Is he really the kind of the under the radar gem that you need to lock him up now? I'd much rather they roll the dice on a Juco player or a spring qualifier than this.

Fuck.

Fuck you.

For real. This is worse than the Kyle Meyer signing.

Fuck you.

Very true, what is the risk of stringing him along? Maybe another HM program bites, or maybe he gets pissed and decides he likes UNI or DePaul, but so what. You can find a bohannon type late in the game. This is like giving up, Fran struck out with a hot chick, so ran to the crying fat girl in the corner not realizing it was only 9:30.

Fuck you.

JFC Fran

Fuck you.

Fuuuuuccckkkkkk you Fran.

I feel like that scene in Wolf of Wall Street when Leo is screaming "Benihana?? BENI FUCKING HANA??????"

Fuck you.

In defense of bohannon, since that picture has been taken, he's developed into a handsome young man with a nice head of hair. The kind of kid you'd want your daughter to bang.

You’re cool.

2016.... 4 open scholarships.... immediate starting job at PG and PF/C open.... coming off 3 pretty damn good years...... Pemsel (hasn't played in a year because of a fucked knee), Kreiner and the son of Gordy Fucking bohannon.

Massive failure.

Fuck you.

No reason to settle this early. At least wait until Cook's recruitment plays out. With Cook on board, maybe Moore gets interested again or they can pique the interest of other PG's.

bohannon wasn't going anywhere. There wasn't the slightest hint that he might commit elsewhere anytime soon. This feels like a totally reactionary move by Fran.

Fuck you.

So is it OK now to say Fran has a problem recruiting point guards?

Fuck you.

No, he's not better than Jason.

Fuck you a lot. I’m out.

don’t do this

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Ha ha. Fuck you right back, Creed.

He’s not a point guard.

 

[Fletch]

I only made it through about 2 pages from when bohannon committed. Here’s a link:
http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/threads/2016-basketball-recruiting.194584/page-45

Fuck you.

I'm never been more disappointed in a recruit. I almost want to troll him.

Fuck you.

Fuck

Fuck you.

FUck
Fuck you.
We are such a better program than we were 4-5 years ago yet are recruiting is about the exact same

Fuck you.

The thing that pisses me off about this is that it's August. There are what, six months until the spring signing period? Is he really the kind of the under the radar gem that you need to lock him up now? I'd much rather they roll the dice on a Juco player or a spring qualifier than this.

Fuck.

Fuck you.

For real. This is worse than the Kyle Meyer signing.

Fuck you.

Very true, what is the risk of stringing him along? Maybe another HM program bites, or maybe he gets pissed and decides he likes UNI or DePaul, but so what. You can find a bohannon type late in the game. This is like giving up, Fran struck out with a hot chick, so ran to the crying fat girl in the corner not realizing it was only 9:30.

Fuck you.

JFC Fran

Fuck you.

Fuuuuuccckkkkkk you Fran.

I feel like that scene in Wolf of Wall Street when Leo is screaming "Benihana?? BENI FUCKING HANA??????"

Fuck you.

In defense of bohannon, since that picture has been taken, he's developed into a handsome young man with a nice head of hair. The kind of kid you'd want your daughter to bang.

You’re cool.

2016.... 4 open scholarships.... immediate starting job at PG and PF/C open.... coming off 3 pretty damn good years...... Pemsel (hasn't played in a year because of a fucked knee), Kreiner and the son of Gordy Fucking bohannon.

Massive failure.

Fuck you.

No reason to settle this early. At least wait until Cook's recruitment plays out. With Cook on board, maybe Moore gets interested again or they can pique the interest of other PG's.

bohannon wasn't going anywhere. There wasn't the slightest hint that he might commit elsewhere anytime soon. This feels like a totally reactionary move by Fran.

Fuck you.

So is it OK now to say Fran has a problem recruiting point guards?

Fuck you.

No, he's not better than Jason.

Fuck you a lot. I’m out.

Holy shit, this was beautiful.

 

[Creed]

Ha ha. Fuck you right back, Creed.

He’s not a point guard.

I agree. It was in jest obviously as I was disappointed when he signed as well. Holy shit were we wrong.

 

[HawkBall23]

JBo's going blouses tonight.....

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

What are your thoughts on the game Jordan?

Well first of all I’d like to give a shout out to my main nigga the Dolph man.

Certainly not the preferred nomenclature.

Porch monkey, please.

BBK had blacks in his family tree.

In fact they are probably still hanging there.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

so remember when Fran compared him to Steph?

That’s why he’s an ivy grad and I went to Hawkeye tech

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Jordan is the best bohannon

 

[douglasbader]

RATT

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

RATT

you were

by definition

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

RATT

*Pemsl

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Lol. No way.

He's going to play Fortnite until 3am.

He will be at Summit. He hasn’t played Fortnite since probably Dec which has shown on the court

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Indiana is going to beat both Wisconsin and Mich St this week now

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Indiana is going to beat both Wisconsin and Mich St this week now

I like you, Betty

 

[ClintWalker]

Indiana is going to beat both Wisconsin and Mich St this week now

Good chance.

 

[BBK]

What are your thoughts on the game Jordan?

Well first of all I’d like to give a shout out to my main nigga the Dolph man.

Certainly not the preferred nomenclature.

Porch monkey, please.

BBK had blacks in his family tree.

In fact they are probably still hanging there.

This isn't very articulate.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I’m having so much fun

 

[BBK]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

huge fuckin balls

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Fucking swept Indiana this year. I don't care that they are 13-14, we fucking swept em

 

[CamelTones]

I’m going to sound like a tremendous pussy but as a kid growing up in this state you practiced hitting shots like that for Iowa in your driveway. bohannon gets to do it for real pretty much every game.

Went to the game with my in-laws and when Morgan hit the 3 to go up 6 with about 2:20 left my FIL said ‘that’s game’ Most seasons I’d agree with that but bohannon just makes it so much different.

 

[Stomper15]

Sherm’s gonna get laid tonight.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I’m going to sound like a tremendous pussy but as a kid growing up in this state you practiced hitting shots like that for Iowa in your driveway. bohannon gets to do it for real pretty much every game.

Went to the game with my in-laws and when Morgan hit the 3 to go up 6 with about 2:20 left my FIL said ‘that’s game’ Most seasons I’d agree with that but bohannon just makes it so much different.

you should have been in chat

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

 

[BBK]

 

[Hawkstrat]

He's good, I thought he'd suck.

 

[douglasbader]

That win made it a fun weekend to watch games. Still a chance at the #4 seed in the BTT.....

- Iowa needs to win out. They match up well with Ohio State, get Rutgers on Senior Day and also match up well with Nebrantska. The Wisconsin game is at worst for the #5 seed if they do what they can do.
- Maryland plays Ohio State tomorrow. Root hard for Ohio State. Then need Michigan to beat Maryland.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I’m going to sound like a tremendous pussy but as a kid growing up in this state you practiced hitting shots like that for Iowa in your driveway. bohannon gets to do it for real pretty much every game.

Went to the game with my in-laws and when Morgan hit the 3 to go up 6 with about 2:20 left my FIL said ‘that’s game’ Most seasons I’d agree with that but bohannon just makes it so much different.

Want me to drag him outta here, kick the shit out of him?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I only made it through about 2 pages from when bohannon committed. Here’s a link:
http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/threads/2016-basketball-recruiting.194584/page-45

This one has me rolling right now

I'm beginning to fear that Al Seibert may just legitimately be the video coordinator.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

He's good, I thought he'd suck.

Well he does suck on defense. I’m not sure suck is strong enough.

 

[hawkimike]

Watching this game while holding my new granddaughter and drinking some beer while the hawks fumblefucked around was very hard for me. Glad that they won. bohannon is just ridiculous.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Watching this game while holding my new granddaughter and drinking some beer while the hawks fumblefucked around was very hard for me. Glad that they won. bohannon is just ridiculous.

My daughter was born Feb. 9, so since she's been born they've all been one possession, or OT, games.

Makes pacing around and yelling harder.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

This might be one of the craziest stat I’ve ever seen.

bohannon -7
Connor +24!!!!!!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Watching this game while holding my new granddaughter and drinking some beer while the hawks fumblefucked around was very hard for me. Glad that they won. bohannon is just ridiculous.

My daughter was born Feb. 9, so since she's been born they've all been one possession, or OT, games.

Makes pacing around and yelling harder.

Just think of how stressful it is for the real father.