***Iowa Basketball 2023 Off Season Thread***

[iowa4ever20]

https://x.com/jonrothstein/status/1691451014917099520?s=46&t=mVtpZEYr59XxWLg1I9GYJQ

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Harding is brent blum sized

 

[Brownzy]

Harding is gonna be awesome.

 

[douglasbader]

Harding is brent blum sized

Fartman looks like he just golfed a round after work at this job as assistant manager of the local savings in loan in Clarinda.

 

[CamelTones]

Good effort out of Brauns.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Where's Sherm? Out recruiting? This seems like his type of trip

 

[Hawk&Balls]

dembele fucks

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Where's Sherm? Out recruiting? This seems like his type of trip

I would guess he has no passport.

 

[nolookpass]

I would guess he has no passport.

hopefully they didn't ask him for photo ID....

 

[The Tin Man]

Harding is brent blum sized

 

[CamelTones]

hopefully they didn't ask him for photo ID....

He was there at one point.

 

[eclone]

I hope Patrick never returns.

Can’t leave the poster boy out

 

[hawkeyealum]

nice photoshopped muscles

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Can they please get rid of those jerseys??

 

[HerkyHopeful]

In theory the Equality addition to the jerseys is fine, but not worn by a bunch of skinny crackers

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Maybe it’s for equality for the skinny crackers.

 

[Squat Cobbler]

That's a weird way to market your product, showing the back of someone a lot of fans dislike. No face, no prominent Iowa logo, no prominent hawkeye like what you'd see from the front. Just the McCaffery name and Equality.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Well if there's one thing we've learned over the years it is that iowa really likes the McCafferys

 

[Kamala]

That's a weird way to market your product, showing the back of someone a lot of fans dislike. No face, no prominent Iowa logo, no prominent hawkeye like what you'd see from the front. Just the McCaffery name and Equality.

It doesn’t matter

 

[TurdBurgler]

We are all witnesses (to his ineptitude).

 

[L. Wade Childress]

That's a weird way to market your product, showing the back of someone a lot of fans dislike. No face, no prominent Iowa logo, no prominent hawkeye like what you'd see from the front. Just the McCaffery name and Equality.

Lol come on

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Sandfort has incredibly unathletic looking legs.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

No homo

 

[Dr. Zaius]

That's a weird way to market your product, showing the back of someone a lot of fans dislike. No face, no prominent Iowa logo, no prominent hawkeye like what you'd see from the front. Just the McCaffery name and Equality.

It is symbolizing the McCafferys plan to turn their back on Iowa after this season

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Sandfort has incredibly unathletic looking legs.

FWIW, I have the best legs in the history of the state and I suck at virtually everything.

 

[BBK]

FWIW, I have the best legs in the history of the state and I suck at virtually everything.

You're pretty good at blowing guys

 

[KitKatApples]

He said virtually everything

 

[AZmessDAWG]

You're pretty good at blowing guys

There’s the evidence right there!

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Beebs and LWade sittin in a tree B L O W I NG.

 

[BBK]

It's not gay if you're receiving

 

[brantshawks]

It's not gay if you're receivingView attachment 47571

Good for you buddy. You deserve it.

 

[CamelTones]

Maybe he just didn’t want to go to Europe.

 

[douglasbader]

Maybe he just didn’t want to go to Europe.

Lol, who give a shit about you, Amaron or whatever the fuck your name is.

You're a fucking walk-on, buddy.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

They should tell him to GTFO

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Lol

 

[CleteyColgate]

Lol, who give a shit about you, Amaron or whatever the fuck your name is.

You're a fucking walk-on, buddy.

He's Black, right? I don't see color, but you guys should be erect now.

If Fran didn't see value in the kid he wouldn't have taken him back, so fuck off @douglasbader

 

[eclone]

Harding is listed at…6’1”??

 

[douglasbader]

Shartman ready for the season with his brother, Fartman.

 

[Hawkstrat]

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Harding is listed at…6’1”??

You know they're going to beat Iowa State, right?

 

[KitKatApples]

Shartman ready for the season with his brother, Fartman.

It's fart Jr. You already said it, and it's what got me on the Fartman bandwagon

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Fartman
Fartkid

Fartbros

 

[Brad Wesley]

Michael Scott thinks the Fartman thing is a reach and stupid.

 

[Hawkstrat]

It's like when a little kid lucks into saying something funny and then won't shut up about it.

Sandfart was funny because it was a typo, immature and unexpected. The rest is just annoying.

 

[KitKatApples]

Sure thing Fartstrat

 

[douglasbader]

It's like when a little kid lucks into saying something funny and then won't shut up about it.

Sandfart was funny because it was a typo, immature and unexpected. The rest is just annoying.

It wasn't a typo.

Now his name is Fartman. Say his name.

 

[douglasbader]

FARTMAN FOR THREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LifelongHawk]

Dumb schtick is dumb.

 

[KitKatApples]

Sure is LifelongFart

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Greg Ofart

I believe I was called that a couple of times growing up. But they always put that annoying ‘ in there. Like I’m one of those dirty Irishmen or something

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Kids called me Shpadoinkfart a lot too. Still hurts.