***Iowa Basketball 2023 Off Season Thread***

[L. Wade Childress]

Lol that we wouldn’t want one year of tucker devries

 

[Hawkstrat]

Lol that we wouldn’t want one year of tucker devries

RATT and on the record - Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz as OC

Simple question. Define successful as you'd like.

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[BluesHawk]

No, they won't report directly to their dad, it'll be fine.

 

[douglasbader]

Iowa Basketball has had 4 straight coaches that had sons or family playing or coaching. It's enough.

I don't need Keno Davis running around out there.

I don't need Sam Alford or the threat of Steve's shithead kids playing.

We don't need to provide a short bus for Lil' Lick.

Connor stayed 3 years too long, as has Patrick.

No more family. Please.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

He has one year to play and was one of the best wings in the country.

 

[douglasbader]

He has one year to play and was one of the best wings in the country.

I don't care.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Y’all are broken

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Y’all are broken

Correct.

 

[kenos]

I'm fine with a coach's kid as long as he doesn't suck

 

[CleteyColgate]

Lick's the only coach who played a son bad at sports. Are you aware of another?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Here we go

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Lick's the only coach who played a son bad at sports. Are you aware of another?

kirk ferentz

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Wonderful

 

[ddevries]

Nobody wants 10+ guys playing.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Well not at once

 

[KitKatApples]

Be a hell of an advantage if we could get away with it

 

[CleteyColgate]

Nobody wants 10+ guys playing.

worked when Tommy D coached all the players that @douglasbader said George Raveling paid

 

[26.2]

Nobody wants 10+ guys playing.

Your sister on a typical saturday night begs to differ

 

[hawkeyealum]

Be a hell of an advantage if we could get away with it

Still couldn’t defend the 3

 

[KitKatApples]

Or rebound

 

[douglasbader]

Oh, Fran. Not this shit again.

 

[TurdBurgler]

Why stop at 12? Seems unfair to the 13th best guy on the team.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I bet Patrick is the odd man out.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Looking like a middle-aged account with that post college weight.

 

[BillyBob]

Are we supposed to be taking this seriously?

 

[Hawkstrat]

Are we supposed to be taking this seriously?

Define this?

 

[BillyBob]

Define this?

whatever pat has

 

[CleteyColgate]

Are we supposed to be taking this seriously?

Cancer? Anxiety?

 

[Brad Wesley]

Pat has supposedly given up the weed, or at least cut back on his usage.

Based on his weight gain, perhaps I’ve been misinformed.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Why stop at 12? Seems unfair to the 13th best guy on the team.

Because Fran never uses all his scholarships

 

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[BBK]

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[CleteyColgate]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

That tattoo looks like shit

 

[kenos]

Pat : looks like Laimbeer Jr., plays like C3PO

Sandforts: perhaps the most feminine arms in Iowa BB history

(which is going to make it awesome on the nights when they rain 3s)

 

[douglasbader]

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The FARTMAN Family!

Carver-Hawkeye is a museum,
When people come to see 'em
They really are a screa-um
The FARTMAN Family!

ALL HAIL FARTMAN!!!!!!!!

 

[TurdBurgler]

Fartmen

 

[CleteyColgate]

HALO is priming the pump to hate these guys. LOL

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The FARTMAN Family!

Carver-Hawkeye is a museum,
When people come to see 'em
They really are a screa-um
The FARTMAN Family!

ALL HAIL FARTMAN!!!!!!!!

 

[KitKatApples]

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The FARTMAN Family!

Carver-Hawkeye is a museum,
When people come to see 'em
They really are a screa-um
The FARTMAN Family!

ALL HAIL FARTMAN!!!!!!!!

 

[kenos]

 

[Geese]

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The FARTMAN Family!

Carver-Hawkeye is a museum,
When people come to see 'em
They really are a screa-um
The FARTMAN Family!

ALL HAIL FARTMAN!!!!!!!!

Poty contender

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Fartmen

it’s raining fartmen

 

[KitKatApples]

Bout to blow up

 

[kenos]

this season going to be a gas

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

this season going to be a gas

 

[kenos]

them boys going to help squeak out some tight ones

 

[iowa4ever20]

Not as much cock as I anticipated. A lot of BTN games.

 

[kenos]

that's the worst fucking picture I've ever seen

 

[CleteyColgate]

that's the worst fucking picture I've ever seen

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