**Iowa Men’s Basketball vs UCLA Saturday Jan 3rd @ 5 PM on PEACOCK**

[AZmessDAWG]

But I mean we can talk about in person if you want. But you won’t.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Maybe this will help:

AZ likes men’s assholes. Not as much as their cocks.

Which one does AZ like more?

Are you questioning?

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Not your best effort, dipshit.

My bad. I knew I should have switched those.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

The third hot dog hit one of the banners and didn't even make it into the crowd. Wtf

Think one of the floor squeegee boys ended up with it. Thought it was headed for the Iowa bench

 

[Iowatheltics]

I was at the game because I hate tavern hoks. I was sitting close, totes obvi.

PSA: There's a chick at the scorer's table, probably mid 30's, who probably has the best body I've ever seen on a woman. Got damn.

Was it this chick?

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Indeed-y-diddle-dee-doo

 

[Bovert]

Meh

 

[6deuce]

Kinda looks like @Mr. Hawk hates any type of curves on a woman.

 

[KitKatApples]

We can’t see her ass. I’ll reserve judgment

 

[The Dad]

 

[tallperson54]

Track athlete

 

[Gushawk]

Squawky generally has good taste in women in that he don’t like em tubby.

 

[OlePeep]

"I like a woman with heft--makes a man feel like he's been somewhere."
--Emmet Ray, Sweet and Lowdown

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Kinda looks like @Mr. Hawk hates any type of curves on a woman.

Correct. Super long midsection. Just straight vertical. Fake uns' but obviously very well done. Looked to be at least 5'10" or so as well.

Track athlete

This would make sense based on body type.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

We can’t see her ass. I’ll reserve judgment

Oh I saw it.

 

[KitKatApples]

Right away?

 

[6deuce]

Correct. Super long midsection. Just straight vertical. Fake uns' but obviously very well done. Looked to be at least 5'10" or so as well.


This would make sense based on body type.

So you like trannies. Noted.

 

[B19Rob]

So you like trannies. Noted.

Him saying "it was probably the best body he's ever seen on a woman" does kind of hint at this

 

[Fletch]

Squawky, you going to put up with this shit?

 

[6deuce]

Squawky, you going to put up with this shit?

This is a man that almost died changing a light bulb. This is not a worthy adversary.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

 

[WCFHawkeye]

This is a man that almost died changing a light bulb. This is not a worthy adversary.

That's a call-out.

 

[Bovert]

Mr Hawk can have all the tall, skinny, firm, muscular, flat-chested chicks. I'll take the short, soft, curvy, big-breasted ones. Everyone is happy (except the girls, of course)

 

[BngHawk]