Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

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"It's not bad, it's not, it's very uhhhh, pump, it's not...It's okay, it gets better the more you drink". That's the extent of the beer review and the perfect representation of his mind.
Which is why I take stock advice from him. Long term plays!
 
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Is the off the cuff review supposed to be endearing? For shit's sake man, compose your thoughts. There was about 22 seconds of actual review in that 1:12.
 

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Is the off the cuff review supposed to be endearing? For shit's sake man, compose your thoughts. There was about 22 seconds of actual review in that 1:12.
There was zero seconds of review. There was 22 seconds of conclusion to a review that did not occur, and a minute I’d what appears to be a low-grade mental breakdown.
 

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Current trajectory of getting blasted by a Sun Belt team and beating a couple of really bad teams in a terrible conference. Puff that chest out.
 
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Really just makes me happy knowing it's one of their sponsors they were bragging about. LOL at the thought of them having to get rerouted because a shitty van broke down.

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A little game of Name That Team..

I was looking at the schedule and scores of this team. It seems they have a very competitive schedule, at least most games.

4 of their 5 games were decided by 4 points or less. The one not decided by 4 or less was a 17 point victory.

4 of their 5 games they scored 30 or less points in regulation.

4 of their 5 games they gave up 18 or more points.

Name that team. Bonus points for identifying the outlier team in the above 3 scenarios.

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Lol, I noticed that too last night. To add, those last 4 games were vs Group of 5 teams. The first was at a “Power 5“ conference leader.
 
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