Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[Pipiyopee]

Fuck Brock Purdy. Also his gf, wife, whatever better hang on for dear life. That is all.

 

[eclone]

Fuck Brock Purdy. Also his gf, wife, whatever better hang on for dear life. That is all.

Pretty sure that’s his sister in the pictures in his mom’s tweet.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Gross

 

[The Dad]

Because he’s a ______________.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Pretty sure that’s his sister in the pictures in his mom’s tweet.

Would

 

[6deuce]

Because he’s a _faggot_.

 

[nikolausp]

 

[cloudhawk]

Gooooo!

 

[gable_guy]

Years of Advocare abuse

 

[Pipiyopee]

It just doesn’t make sense. Gary Barta and Matt Campbell are choosing to have jacked up teeth. It’s a choice.

I did Invisalign and I only had moderate crowding on my bottom teeth. That shit is a dental emergency, and he’s just like nah I’m good.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

It just doesn’t make sense. Gary Barta and Matt Campbell are choosing to have jacked up teeth. It’s a choice.

I did Invisalign and I only had moderate crowding on my bottom teeth. That shit is a dental emergency, and he’s just like nah I’m good.

They appear to not go to a dentist, who would obviously recommend orthodontics.

 

[BngHawk]

They appear to not go to a dentist, who would obviously recommend orthodontics.

Horse insurance ain’t cheap.

 

[Pipiyopee]

They appear to not go to a dentist, who would obviously recommend orthodontics.

God I can only imagine what’s happening in there. I’m sure his wife loves it.

 

[CamelTones]

I imagine it would be hard to recruit while wearing braces.

 

[Wanderer]

Didn't take as long as I thought.

Wonder if Pollard has flown to SF to crash on Brock's couch yet. Maybe sneak a picture onto the fridge?

Took a couple weeks but yes. LOL.

 

[Pinehawk]

ISU fans are absolute clowns when it comes to wearing their gear. It is so over the top.
I’ve got an extended family member that I think I’ve only seen not wearing an ISU shirt a few times in over a decade. I think I wear less Iowa stuff because I don’t want to be like that.

 

[HzzzHawk]

Took a couple weeks but yes. LOL.

this is such a neat story for Brock and Iowa State University. It’s generated a lot of buzz on the mouse/Beebs group text

 

[newsbreaker]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

What's cool is they'll be conference games.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

AFAIK, ISU has been involved in 2 Top 10 matchups in program history. I’m sure Tulane will be the 3rd.

 

[newsbreaker]

Iowa State, which won 7 games last year with their best senior class in program history, and which fell out of bowl eligibility with a last place finish this year, is going to ride those low-40s ranked recruiting classes to an early season top-10 ranking.

 

[Wanderer]

AFAIK, ISU has been involved in 2 Top 10 matchups in program history. I’m sure Tulane will be the 3rd.

Is there a way to find out how they did in those games?

 

[The Full Monte]

Wait….what????

 

[KitKatApples]

I mean it could be two teams with losing records also that far into the future.

 

[The Full Monte]

Iowa State deep thoughts on the Iowa defense

Iowa's Defense

Should we send Phil Parker a bonus for saving BF's job? Iowa's defense outscored the KU and the TOE's offense. 206 total yards and win by 21,what an exciting game.:rolleyes:

cyclonefanatic.com

 

[The Full Monte]

For years ol Whammo assured us that Iowa had just as many dipshits as Iowa State. I still don’t believe that to be true. However, recent events have had me venturing to other Hawkeye message boards more….and HOLE-E SHEET….so we have some weirdos.

Heres an exchange I came across this morning: question from the OP: “
I am not arguing whether this is right or wrong, deserved or not, simply asking questions. Yea or No:

1. Do you believe if Brian was not Kirks son, he would be retained as OC next year?

2. If he is retained, do you believe that is what is best for the program?”


Response from one of this particular boards biggest Kirk/Brian apologists:

“I will wait until BF is officially retained before answering hypotheticals about him being retained”


In short, we may have an LWade….but other Hawkeye boards have a lot more of them

 

[The Full Monte]

NM

 

[gable_guy]

Staying in the big 12

 

[Wanderer]

Staying in the big 12

LOL if his offense there starts lighting it up.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

LOL. Was Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz not available?!

Fuck. Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz wasn’t available.

 

[The Full Monte]

Absolutely foul, but never tire of watching Iowa State fans lose their minds over refs

 

[TH1974]

Absolutely foul, but never tire of watching Iowa State fans lose their minds over refs

I never tire of seeing them try to fit "CY" into words.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I never tire of seeing them try to fit "CY" into words.

I do

 

[cloudhawk]

*Cy do?

 

[TH1974]

Cy do?

I cy what you did there

 

[KitKatApples]

Cy....

 

[Shpadoinkle]

CrY more.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

homoCYxual

 

[Hawkmi]

Absolutely foul, but never tire of watching Iowa State fans lose their minds over refs

Yeah, for once they might actually have a point about it costing them the game. Because it did.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Cy ab it

 

[KitKatApples]

Iowa State won

 

[eclone]

Iowa State won

/you'reGodDamnRight.gif

 

[neshawk]

Cylo cyclones

 

[hawkeyealum]

Paracyites

 

[Hawkmi]

Iowa State won

I think you scylightly missed my tongue firmly planted in my cheek.

 

[Wanderer]

I think you scylightly missed my tongue firmly planted in my cheek.

Oh, you were being CYnical.

 

[Hawkmi]

Oh, you were being CYnical.

Very inCYtful.

 

[BngHawk]

 

[Soda Popinski]

I turned in KXNO last not around 630 expecting to hear Fox Sports. ISU women were on and listened them cry for 5 minutes about bad the refs always are too them. It had me laughing

 

[TH1974]

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