Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[KitKatApples]

Bam!

 

[Mountain Hawk]

What rules? Be specific

The rules rules of course.

 

[KitKatApples]

Matt Rhules?

 

[The Full Monte]

Not sure I had a twitter pissing match between Kentucky and Iowa State fans on the ol bingo card...but its pretty hilarious...

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Let them fight

 

[brantshawks]

 

[KitKatApples]

I've been following it a little bit. The ISU accounts are actually pretty funny but the ISU fan response is their delusion on full display

 

[The Full Monte]

Let them fight

 

[newsbreaker]

What in the fuck is going on there?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

why is this happening?

 

[Verbal]

They played each other in the tournament. I assume they were not satisfactorily lauded for their respective basketball intellect and general classiness in their visits to each other's odd-smelling corners of the internet, so they've landed on mutual, if unintelligible hatred.

 

[JD720]

The rumors of Momcilovic going to Kentucky are probably part of it too.

 

[The Dad]

They played each other in the tournament. I assume they were not satisfactorily lauded for their respective basketball intellect and general classiness in their visits to each other's odd-smelling corners of the internet, so they've landed on mutual, if unintelligible hatred.

 

[Thrawn II]

They played each other in the tournament. I assume they were not satisfactorily lauded for their respective basketball intellect and general classiness in their visits to each other's odd-smelling corners of the internet, so they've landed on mutual, if unintelligible hatred.

unclassy bunch, won’t be rooting for them the rest of the way

 

[Orestes]

They played each other in the tournament. I assume they were not satisfactorily lauded for their respective basketball intellect and general classiness in their visits to each other's odd-smelling corners of the internet, so they've landed on mutual, if unintelligible hatred.

Prior to the game, I'm sure several Clone fans had full bottles of beer thrown at them while they held their young children.

 

[newsbreaker]

Kentucky played in DSM a few years ago. They’re a weird group.

The tournament should be structured to keep groups of the weirdest fuckers apart.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Or keep them contained in one location

 

[SteadyEddy]

Or keep them contained in one location

Correct. Just hope for a mortal combat/thunderdome double fatality situation.

 

[Mysterio]

Or keep them contained in one location

thats why they sent them to iowa

 

[The Full Monte]

Just a complete bitch

 

[Silky Johnson]

I forgot about that maniac.

 

[hawkchick79]

Just a complete bitch

Wat

 

[Hawk&Balls]

JUST A COMPLETE BITCH

 

[newsbreaker]

Who is that clown? His name vaguely rings a bell, but I can’t recall a specific.

 

[cloudhawk]

Stivers ford?

 

[hawkchick79]

A stream of insanity from that Ryan Stivers guy. Tweeted this stuff and then wept when he was blocked by grill

View attachment 44017

Stivers is a legitimate CYcopath

My takeaway from that thread is that hawkize is being thrown around in the same company as Cylights, Ryan Stivers, and Sammiiid

 

[Hawkstrat]

Who is that clown? His name vaguely rings a bell, but I can’t recall a specific.

He's just a shit poster, which is whatever. What sets him apart is that on occasion he seems to have a legitimate mental breakdown.

 

[6deuce]

I like the cut of Kenny's jib. Lolz

 

[Billy Butters]

Stivers ford?

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Still ranked too high

 

[Gushawk]

No mercy, Kurt

 

[KitKatApples]

Nope, he can't do it, it's just bad sportsmanship. Feels too bad for them

 

[L. Wade Childress]

No mercy, Kurt

lolz

 

[Wanderer]

P4 (lol) option for mid- major players.

 

[KitKatApples]

I don't really wanna hear it until Kirk decides to not be a faggot and kick their ass

 

[Wanderer]

Lololol. Texas Tech the premier team in the league?

Chris Williams (@ChrisMWilliams) on X

Far and away the biggest winner from the Brendan Sorsby situation was Brett Yormark. Didn't bend his knee to the premier program in the league. Refreshing. https://t.co/Kze5gVvMxx

x.com

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Lololol. Texas Tech the premier team in the league?

Chris Williams (@ChrisMWilliams) on X

Far and away the biggest winner from the Brendan Sorsby situation was Brett Yormark. Didn't bend his knee to the premier program in the league. Refreshing. https://t.co/Kze5gVvMxx

x.com

Have you taken a look at the teams that are now in the B12?

 

[Silky Johnson]

It’s true. Their best team lost 23-0 to an Oregon team that turned around and got boat raced by Indiana. And now here we are starting the next season and most of their conference has only gotten worse. The writing is on the wall.

 

[The Dad]

Look at how this fuck refers to himself.

Thanks for making shit like this seem acceptable Trump voters.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

People still leave games at halftime?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Probably don't want them bringing seconds of stuffing and mashed potatoes in for the second half

 

[Mysterio]

Look at how this fuck refers to himself.

Thanks for making shit like this seem acceptable Trump voters.

well it doesnt say well endowed

 

[Hawkmi]

Probably don't want them bringing seconds of stuffing and mashed potatoes in for the second half

During the first tailgate of the season, I had offered my friend Tyler a Spotted Cow from New Glarus Brewing Company. He was so grateful that he vowed to pay me back. Which he did, two weeks later in Las Vegas, buying me a Coors Light in Allegiant Stadium for something like $12. I considered that even, but he insisted there was no way he could pay me back for a Spotted Cow with a Coors Light. It took him until the final game of the season, but…he swallowed me whole.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Probably don't want them bringing seconds of stuffing and mashed potatoes in for the second half

What about turkey sandwiches and pie?

 

[hawkeyealum]

Spotted Cow is overrated

 

[KitKatApples]

Pie isn't though

 

[Hawk&Balls]

What kind of pie

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[KitKatApples]

Does it matter?