Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[Hawk&Balls]

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[douglasbader]

Gee, maybe if you have infertility and anxiety issues the worst thing you could do is be overweight through a combination of bad diet and drinking too much alcohol.

I am SHOCKED that Hey Guys is having issues.

 

[hawkeyealum]

That’s fennelly lady is seriously only 34? Yikes

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Family environment

Hale Bopp.

 

[nolookpass]

 

[Herky823]

It's a troll. ASU is in Oregon, OSU is listed twice. Then a bunch like Iowa/ISU - OSU in Oklahoma, UCF in Florida, etc

 

[ivan_drago]

It's a troll. ASU is in Oregon, OSU is listed twice. Then a bunch like Iowa/ISU - OSU in Oklahoma, UCF in Florida, etc

And it's from an account that has been suspended multiple times for falsifying "quotes" from players and coaches.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Isu has their QB for the 2021 class and they beat out juggernaut North Texas for him.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

The Austin, Texas native is rated as the No. 831 player in the country overall, No. 29 pro-style quarterback and No. 120 prospect in the state of Texas by 247. He chose Iowa State over offers from North Texas, Texas State and Texas-San Antonio.

 

[BluesHawk]

Sounds like he made a poor choice, if for no other reason than it's warmer in Texas.

 

[Verbal]

Hard Commit. What, did he say it really loud or something?

 

[The Full Monte]

100% that CF has half a dozen posts saying “yeah, not great. But doesn’t matter because the QB from last years class looks like an AA anyway. He’s nothing more than a backup.”

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Hard Commit. What, did he say it really loud or something?

No, he was hard when he said it

 

[foxhawks]

Hard Commit. What, did he say it really loud or something?

 

[foxhawks]

 

[Bunk]

I had no idea long snappers were invited.

 

[foxhawks]

I had no idea long snappers were invited.

Only the fastest and most elite. It’s very rare and only the beginning of something special.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Who gives a shit how a long snapper performs at these events? All he needs to do is throw a ball between his legs accurately.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

That is the most cyclone thing ever. To have your one record be out of the longsnapper group, where few ever make the combine

 

[Dr. Zaius]

How many long snappers get drafted?

 

[TH1974]

They're designing t-shirts right now. Will be available for order tomorrow.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

How many long snappers get drafted?

Each of the past 5 years, one has been drafted.

 

[Bob Sanders]

Who gives a shit how a long snapper performs at these events? All he needs to do is throw a ball between his legs accurately.

They also cover punts, so athletic ability does come in to play.

 

[gable_guy]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

What in the actual fuck

 

[Greg Obrecht]

 

[KitKatApples]

What in the actual fuck is wrong with these dip shits

 

[Greg Obrecht]

What in the actual fuck is wrong with these dip shits

It’s the common “hey, look over here” tactic after your historic season went to shit.

 

[KitKatApples]

Noted

 

[ChipHilton]

What in the actual fuck is wrong with these dip shits

My Kindle Fire isn't letting me do likes, but that question gets multiples. They just keep topping themselves. And you know most of their fans are thinking they are actually topping themselves for real. Just so creepy.

 

[Jim]

Lol. They try so damn hard.

 

[gable_guy]

I like the fact they have a ‘515’ one. Out of state kids love the Central Iowa area code.

 

[cloudhawk]

Nothing says excellence like a visor that says you need to trust that they are working to improve.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Those replies lol. What a bunch of dorks.

 

[Kamala]

Those replies lol. What a bunch of dorks.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I guess I don’t get it.

What in the fuck are those for? To blind kids from seeing their shitty product?

 

[cloudhawk]

You can see out but those who are going to sack or hit you cant see the snot bubbles.

 

[thrawn]

I guess I don’t get it.

What in the fuck are those for? To blind kids from seeing their shitty product?

I assume for photos recruits take when they visit.

Like this but with a visor and the head leaning forward flexing and a with shitty filter added


The Cy is cool I guess, the logo one is fine. 515 one feels forced and all the lolz at the process one

 

[hawkeyealum]

Lol

 

[Wanderer]

I assume for photos recruits take when they visit.

Like this but with a visor and the head leaning forward flexing and a with shitty filter added


The Cy is cool I guess, the logo one is fine. 515 one feels forced and all the lolz at the process one

So the only one you think is cool is the bird that is the mascot for a team named after a weather event?

 

[thrawn]

So the only one you think is cool is the bird that is the mascot for a team named after a weather event?

It’s fine for a visor in a photo. Don’t be dumb. Iowa uses a bird as a mascot for a white guy who hung out with Indians.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

It’s fine for a visor in a photo. Don’t be dumb. Iowa uses a bird as a mascot for a made up story about a white guy who hung out with *Indians.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I like the idea. It prevents the recruits from seeing how shitty their future is.

 

[thrawn]

Not an NBA fan but isn’t ripping off the process stuff kind of a self-pwn at this point? Wasn’t “the process” code for “yeah we suck but it’s so we can get better players”? Calling your recruits/players 5 years in “the process” doesn’t make sense.

 

[eclone]

So the only one you think is cool is the bird that is the mascot for a team named after a weather event?

As opposed to a bird that is the mascot for a team named after a white guy living with the Indians in the 1800s?

Scooped: almost word for word by @thrawn while putting kids to bed and not refreshing the page.

 

[ivan_drago]

@Birdonavisor

 

[gable_guy]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Do one with Pollard and his tucked in pullover

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Or the angry Hilton guy!

 

[brantshawks]

Pretty good photoshop opportunity here....